You wake up in Sapporo

Angel Russell
Angel Russell

You wake up in Sapporo...

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Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

Sapporo is based would rather live there than Tokyo or Osaka

Adrian Butler
Adrian Butler

Fuck yeah. Gonna hit up some game centers and then impress some drunken salarymen with my rudimentary Japanese and get drunk with them. Rinse and repeat that until I get offered a job. Fuckin' easy.

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

I'd drive to northern Hokkaido and feel myself right at home

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Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

Get a flight back to Oki so I'm not AWOL.

Thomas Lee
Thomas Lee

Japan's Canada.

Grayson Barnes
Grayson Barnes

The youngest part of Japan, it wasn't really settled until after the Meiji Restoration.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

srr

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Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

Japanese only
In English
This one of those "don't stop to read this" signs?

Parker Brown
Parker Brown

It's directed at fat disgusting English teacher weeb tourists.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

aka the people posting on Jow Forums with japanese flags

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

北海道人
外国人
混ぜれない。

Caleb Green
Caleb Green

truly well educated KGB patrician right here.

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

That's why I'd only talk to them when they're drunk.

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

Idk shit about japan cause im no weeb. Whats so special about this town

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

Yeah probably the restaurant in question had problems with fat neckbeards groping girls and asking them what their favorite Final Fantasy game was.

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

most autist neckbeards these days are more of a "male feminist, let me tell you how much I honor women" type

Adam Taylor
Adam Taylor

If I were lucky enough to get back to my hometown's branch I would love to invite all weebs on Jow Forums to my favorite ram meat bbq place during summer and pay everyone free sapporo beer

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Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

really because my experience is that most weebs in japan want to pretend they're the only special non-japanese person and get furious whenever they see anything not japanese because they want to be the only ones

Tyler Butler
Tyler Butler

It's just a different strategy of getting laid.

if I white knight women and tell them how much I believe in grrl power, they will reward me with sex

Mason Butler
Mason Butler

I want an Ainu girlfriend and a house in a town near Sapporo served by a little train station

John Moore
John Moore

or military personnel stationed there
50K murrikans in Okinawa alone

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

for russian sailors

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

vietnam #1