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loser says brexit
thinking about brexit lads
*ride of the valkyries begins playing*
Oh hey guys heard you were having a constitutional crisis
off to sit in my car and listen to Jeremy Vine get people to shout at their phones
can’t tell me this scene wasn’t kino
jannys about so i cant be racist but i am thinking about a certain ethnicity atm
when you're a yank and haven't brought up interracial in 2 minutes
god i wish i had someone soft and nice smelling to cuddle
probably should rewatch this movie, I remember nothing of it except for the end, freight train in the city and falling off a bridge in slow motion
this scene wasn’t kino nolan is a hack this was pure cheese
I would happily pay 1% extra tax just for freedom of movement
pathetic that i get a little happy every time australia is mentioned in mainstream movies
half 12 already
can't believe it
it's not even morning any more
what about it
Godard has been accused by some of harboring anti-Semitic views: in 2010, in the lead-up to the presentation of Godard's honorary Oscar, a prominent article in the New York Times by Michael Cieply drew attention to the idea, which had been circulating through press in previous weeks, that Godard might be an anti-Semite, and thus undeserving of the accolade. Cieply makes reference to Richard Brody's book, Everything is Cinema: The Working Life of Jean-Luc Godard, and alluded to a previous, longer article published by the Jewish Journal as lying near the origin of the debate. The article also draws upon Brody's book, for example in the following quotation, which Godard made on television in 1981: "Moses is my principal enemy...Moses, when he received the commandments, he saw images and translated them. Then he brought the texts, he didn't show what he had seen. That's why the Jewish people are accursed."
what you in a wheelchair or something? WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
shame he stole the entire movie from a jap
nolan is a jhack
brixham is already minted
Based EU will absolutely destroy britcucks
That whole trilogy blew donkey dick
Still baffles me that rorke voted leave over bendy 'nanas
choosing to believe that this is a 3rd party Finn spurred on by current events and not Finlad
I like the early works of Nolan. His film is as detailed as Park Chan-Wook's. But I don't know why the Guardian hates movies of Nolan.
its a shithole
dartmouth is minted
all a bunch of white guys
the prestige is nolan's best work
this but a hundred thousand million times and only top CANZUK lads
thought houses were well dear up in brixham
oh fuck didn't watch thought that was Batman the dark shite
Don't you fucking dare suggest sending them over here
We're well over our boomer quotient already thank you very much
STOP TALKING ABOUT MOVIES START ARGUING ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT AGAIN I DEMAND MY POLITICS THREAD OOOOHHHH AHHHH OHHHG AHHHB
You're not supposed to do that Daryl, you know you're not supposed to do that
The blatant lie that a multitude of French words permeate our beautiful English language is a horrific delusion.
lots of shit films out there and lots of retards who watch them
labour now wants to ban private schools
Ah yes who needs freedom of choice
messaged a girl with huge chebs on tinder
White men have caused every problem in this country, prove me wrong
think you just described london or as i call it stabbington upon thames
pretty average for the endz
you that lad who used to live around here when you were young?
piper perri on tushy lads
just harboured an anti-semitic view
yes right... the farther land needs the fuhrer!
never even been there
had a mate from there tho
Business idea: State socialism
don't need to
that which is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
remove charitable status for private shcools
Literally just looks like a bloke with a wig on.
wow she finally revealed that information?
what a scoop
stop the presses
tell him his shit hometown stinks of fish and no one likes it
funny thing about that is...
reckon you can find much better trannies than that
britain cries out for milkies
would be funny if one the lads just swung their big knobs in her face full throttle and knocked her out clean don’t reckon it’d even take their full force to do it
i will next time i see him dont you worry la'
Surely there's a better looking transexual individual in the UK
leftypol, ladies and gentlemen
anal is grim though
its just the daily mail finding an excuse to say "look at the tranny lol look how gross it is"
my poo is starting to taste quite bitter, should i be worried?
pathetic that i get a little happy every time australia is mentioned in mainstream movies
Really? Isn't there too many Hollywood movies filmed in Australia? I don't think Australians would be as surprised as South Koreans who enjoy watching Seoul or Busan in the Avengers series or Black Panther.
Dear actual native speakers.
I got a question.
Does the expression "It doesn't play a role" exist in your language? It tells something as unimportant.
Suck your mum rorke
Do you disagree with them then
poor i’ve seen fitter trannies down my local
Lol this is me
They'll fuck you after this mate
britain cries out for shit sandwiches
even if they're filmed in australia they're never set there
it is pretty gross tbf
leftypol flipping out over an objection to his overt anti-white racism
dont really care about trans issues just think its a bit cheap
South Korea's showed up in the MCU twice and Australia hasn't copped a mention in 22 films
Although they did film one here and one of our lads plays Thor
what fucking ugly camera work
why can't we all just be beautiful why are genes so shit
cheating in sims again
you cant be racist against white people
Scared to @ me you little virgin
beauty is unironically a social construct genes don’t care about that shit
might be buying an apartment soon lads
give it 100 years or so and genetic engineering will fix it lad :)
soy gulping twat
hate it when you have an empty tummy and coughing makes you feel sick and almost gag
what are you on about lad don't touch soy products me
I'm pretty good looking lad
Yes it does my German friend :)
Composing a list of the boomers enemies of the people:
Lads I'm 25 by my gf is 53.
I’d love to lick her butt.
sucking a bum
just won £250 on a scratch card am buzzin
based and milfpilled
I'm volcel now
do you really, genuinely believe that?
do you think racism is bad?
if so, why?
i know why i think it's bad, but i want to know if and why you think racism is bad
tfw 5'6 and built like an australian centrelink assistant
wish I had a milfgf
as a welshman it really fucking triggers me that americans name their kids llewelyn and say it as “loo elin” when the coen brothers movie ‘inside llewelyn davis’ came out even british critics didn’t bother with the double l sound drove me round the bend it did
who are you trying to impress by lying?
don't need to @ you (or >> you) to get your attention do i?
you know your name and come running when i say it
nah im just pulling you off haha
that's very specific
*Talks in a nasally voice*
My culture is not a name that is pronounced in different phonetics
‘inside llewelyn davis’
its inside llewyn davis you IDIOT
Dwayne and Arthur walk into a barn. They shag all the sheep.
jammy fucking cunt mate nice one
what'll you spend it on?
Hands off our NHS
Didn't ask you absolute virgin
why the fuck you lyin
why you always lyin
mmmmm oh my gad
stop fuckin lyyyyyin
Love how often London gets heemed into space in a lot of recent films.
Tristono Mcflippinheim Flubbenshmire
1 week ago
ladies and gentlemen.. the borderlands 3 fans are coming, be ready
i suspected as much
nearly assumed otherwise but it's 4channel innit
damn, i really wanted to get into the head of someone who thinks that shit
point stands it should make the double l sound
just loaded up borderlands 3 myself
how do you pronounce it?
rarely know how to pronounce welsh and irish names
for years I never knew how to pronouce siobhan and I still don't know how to properly spell niamh without spellcheck
wouldn't know where to start with llewlyn
what double l sound?
saw a black girls story saying "send a pic and ill rate x" so i sent one and i got a message back "LMAOOOOO YOU UGLY AF TF" and then got deleted after
just sounds the same as a single one doesnt it
if you're gonna come here learn to speak the fucking language
£6.55 spent in sainsbury's local
nescafe gold blend refill - £3.50
sainsbury's original house coffee - £2.55
sainsbury's semi-skilled milk 0.568lt - £0.50
could have earned 6 nectar points but alas i don't have a nectar card
falling asleep at my toilstation lads
choked down a red bull only to find that it has less caffeine that the average coffee - what's he fucking point?
I'm not lying.
If I wasn't attractive I would have had a problem with getting a gf or someone to sleep with.
Then again I have a narcissistic personality disorder and it's easy for me to come over as either charismatic or confident because of it.
Wtf is the “double i sound”?
reckon rich people should pay more taxes and if they don't we should just nick their stuff and kill them (legally)
fuck off tarq
hard to explain on here but it’s not like any english letter it makes a sound that’s halfway between a cat hissing and someone filling up their mouth with goz
think the cat farted
3 years ago
Everyone is saying Lucifer. I'm from borderlands
ENGLISH ONLY USA
again who are you trying to impress by lying?
the first L in the double L is like you're coughing up a pubic hair
the second one is just a standard L
Doesn't it have Guana or whatever it is
just sucked my own willy
imagine a blowfish getting stamped on
sounds like that
the infamous ‘double L’ sound
I'm not lying user, is it that difficult to think of someone that isn't unattractive?
anyone else seen this masterpiece?
his own willy?!
Is Ll pronounced like the Ll in Llandudno?
vocaroo pls :)
i know people make a big deal out of soy but caffeine is just a worse thqh
Ah well that clears that up then.
haha classic cat stitch up
you seen this one looool?
find modern vidya too complex and longwinded to be considered 'escapist' 2bh (perhaps with the exception of some wrestling games). a blast of an old megadrive/snes-era sidescroller, even one I wouldn't have played before, is much more escapist as they're intuitive but also immerse you back to a retro-era akin to watching classic simpsons with all early 90s references that take you out of 2019
reckon im still probably down on the cunts in the long run but im gonna treat my self to a bottle of cafe patron 3.5g of columbian marching powder and bang the rest in the old bankski
who would also try to impress people on Jow Forums? yes
what a shit language haha
our spanish brothers also have a double L because they are based
shit i should've mentioned it's a film called twin town
had a massive go at someone yesterday for doing that and i've just done it myself
what am i like
soy isn't even bad for you
Why would you also try to impress people on Jow Forums
Because of my mental illness unironically.
both swarthy brown manlets
it's all adding up
celtic languages are awful thank god they got heemed
bad farming practices though
how much you copping eighths for de lad
just remember to only buy from official sources if you have to cos i heard some people paint over the scratched off loser cards and sell 'em as unscratched
dropped my V card
bad for your social standing
no money for fags
ash tray full of rain
his v card?!
umm sweaty welsh is on its way back thanks to westminster bennies
time for my daily workout lads
*sucks my gut in a bit and rubs it*
ah yes i've still got it
*lets it back out into its natural beer belly shape*
right that's enough exercise back to posting on /brit/
We've seen your Facebook Archie you're no Tom Cruise
rorke on the ropes
just bum a fag mate
130 usually but sometimes a bit more depending
I'm not British
don't worry there's no way you can lose it
welsh niggas be like: hello my name is llewyghchychyywlwywly and welcome to my town of chŵayioddayluchauoidllywywychŵ
thats quite cheap you got a guy or from the dark web
just remembered the time where the los zetas cartel hijacked random buses and made passengers either fight to death or send them on suicide missions by shooting at rival cartel members
wew lad sort me out yeh?
over 2000 years of culture btfo
Rorke on the ropes while soiling his Next jeans after reading the news
LET THEM IN
The scran - chicken and stuffing sandwich, paprika walkers max crisps, innocent strawberries and banana smoothie
i live in the country
spent £500 on a new white shirt and my brother (who shops at primark) said it didn't look any different than his
almost decked the dumb cunt
worse than Eastern European spelling
King Arthur was a Welshman.
is this a new episode of that australian rick and morty spoof
leftypol too flustered by his recent humiliation to think of an original scenario in which his imaginary foe is a loser
rorke, she's just 17, you don't have to get that angry
WERE GOINA BENDIGO MORTAYY
rorke: let’s not let pakis dilute our native culture
also rorke: hahaha glad welsh is dying stupid native language
Coke heads fuck off you're pathetic
nah it's at the end of bushworld adventures
'Barry, you're a true blue fuckin legend mate'
For some reason you see the Union Jack in more Asian films as decoration than you see it at all in England.
if there's grass on the field play ball
yeah but a gang of 8 men holding her down and taking turns to rape her in a forest while she screams and then threatening to stab her and gang rape her 12 year old sister if she tells anyone is starting to take the piss don't you think?
just been dabbed on i’m afraid
Cannot be proud of your country anymore
Let's have a lunch update
Eat a banana everyday lads
don't remember it. thought that came out before pickle rick episode as well
imagine the sex they had after this
man with a van init
cock twitched reading this
My gf started puberty aged 7 lad
it is a shit language though tbf
Facebook posts by couples married with kids at uni age can be quite grim
Don't like being unnecessarily mean but nothing looked fun about celebrating your 22nd birthday in a crowded restaurant with a pram and uncomfortable looking baby
Chinese kids love the Union Jack went on holiday to Germany and there was a shop selling Union Jack and British tat to Asian tourists
At least, there are so many successful Australian actors in Hollywood. There are no South Korean top stars in Hollywood. Perhaps the only famous actor of Korean descent is Sandra Oh or John Cho or Steven Yeun. But I don't want to mention Ken Jeong..
Think the reason is that it's not 'decoration', it's a flag, and if you think waving a flag about is normal or patriotic outside of sport or whatever you are a yank simple as
how much you got invested then lads?
you DO have investments right?...
hope you’re all speaking urdu in 20 years you backward fucking runts
english niggas be like asalim alaykim my name is mohammed rasheed bin al-pakistani and welcome to london
fantasising about it is one thing but if one of those same men was chatting up your little sister by the school gates you'd get a little worried wouldn't you?
good for you innit
and here i thought John Cho was chinese
nah it came out the april fools after it
the ute uncle barry part was taking the piss out of it
rorke here love the welsh language and the welsh lads in general
top culture 10/10 would preserve
Got 5k in my savings and nearly 10k in one of those help to buy ISAs. Should probably look into investing any recommendations?
Only people I know younger than 25 that are getting married are all weirdos, and the only couple that has kids are platinum weirdos. Reckon the posting is saddo cope
My investments are entirely in cash ~20k
fuck off literal billionaire
what's this all about?
funny how rorke never shuts up about paki rape gangs but has been silent about eppstein and prince andrew
Do you neets after start to feel really uncomfortable and itchy? Like no matter how you sit or lay something feels off?
how do i get started on this shit i want to get into it?
mum said we’re having chinese tonight naturally i purred down the line
how do you stop your doona gradually slipping off one side of your bed
beauty can be completely objective.
for instance, everybody, and I insist, everybody will find a sunset beautiful. in that sense the sunset is objectively beautiful
5 grand in a shoebox under my bed
I saw Rorke speaking about Epstein far more than lefty/pol/
Just get on wiv it
who said anything about "pakis?"
yeh, speaking in praise
leftypol building 4 gateways
rorke building 6 spawning pools
I use vanguard (good packages, low fees) and invest in these two funds which have reasonable returns.
If you're planning a long term investment (i.e. won't touch it for at least 7-10 years) then you want more equity in your funds - it's more risky but so long as the global economy grows so will your fund (the longer you leave it the less risk)
not sure what a doona is
rorke was on about pedogate years before leftypol heard about it and started trying to use it against trump for some reason instead of supporting the movement to expose it
hate sunsets me
ugly red bastards
trump is leftypol
Get a size too big
Also what's that Australian word for those heavy canvas sleeping bags you have
trump fucks little girls
Yes this is in the Netherlands
remember lefties jumped on Epstein's """suicide""" as an excuse to talk about improving conditions in American prisons lmao utter fannies the lot of them
as the global economy grows
We're heading into a global recession
not sure i don't go camping
Vsauce! Rorke here! We all want pakis to go home. But where exactly do pakis come from?
donald "kid fucking rapist lefty nonce heeb" trump
US > UK shameless
but us office > uk office
waiting for the new
shan't be participating in this abomination of a thread anymore
both complete pea brain takes
Shame I like them, nice cause they're nice and heavy they make you more snug
first day back at uni
wanted to make som friends this year but didn't manage to talk to anyone today
hopefully i can access this site after 31st of october though eh?
you know anything about day trading?
nigel no mates
virgin freakazoid grim GRIM GRIM
He says 17 posts from the bump limit
Not seen UK one but gf is watching US version and it is utter utter dross
made liam black for no reason
too much of a brainlet to bother
For some reason you see the Union Jack in more Asian films as decoration than you see it at all in England.
In South Korea, Union Jack designs are often used to make pillows and blankets, but I think many of them don't know what Union Jack is. South Koreans are more ignorant than people think. Most South Koreans do think Ireland and UK are same, Scotland and England are same.
The mainstream media (MSM) has kept silent as President Donald Trump in his first two months of office has overseen the arrests of more than 1,500 pedophiles, almost four times more than the 400 pedophiles arrested under President Obama in all of 2014.
not funny mate i have anxiety
they are the same
Yeah just rewatched the whole thing and was cackin it
mentally ill freak
yeh spent many days on world 2 falador buying prayer potions
If you don't secure 2 friend groups that you can comfortably jump between on the first day you don't get to have a social life (ever)
go to the pub, have a few pints
good as gold mate
can you help this lad out
can you live off it though? i want to make some damn money without having to go to toil
tfw you're fbi and have to wait for the pedocrats to be deposed before you can finally arrest over a thousand child raping monsters you've had under surveillance for years
ooohh woe is me boo boo my feelie weelies are upset when im around other people
there it is
he's gone and done it again
extremely yankling post was just made, it is occupying post number 111713113
can I live off what? ISAs? no, they're long term investments you goon.
You need money to make money. Toil is eternal. If you're smart with it though you can retire early (my goal)
Have a couple of properties under my belt, will start renting them out when refurbs are finished then I might do some easy toil for a bit, wait until everything's peachy and become a full time rentberg
A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
don't listen to them mate, just head on over to the pub as mentioned and have a few pints, as mentioned
what a great plan for 20 years ago
creasing this has to be him
no day trading pal follow the chain of conversation we were having
people wouldn't have depression or anxiety if they didn't know it existed
I mean, most South Koreans don't understand why Kane and Bale don't play on the England team together.
id post a pic of me lunch but im range banned
dont worry lad took a week till i hit it off with a few of the lads now we have a wee disc server n that
going to make a high iq post just now
Meanwhile in reality
teehee im bent btw :v
rorke just tumbled down the stairs and is at the bottom bawling his eyes out
ive been to uni twice and this my third year overall and i've never made a friend
What does my post have to do with being gay? spastic
and what does any of that have to do with British culture?
heeb just posted another inane bait post on /brit/
Did you try any of the clubs n that
none of those sources are real, the only reliable source is churchmilitant, publisher of such high quality articles like churchmilitant.com
did you even read it?