bell them birds again lad sub edition
if you haven't shagged a fanny clap your hands
feeling depressed lads
*claps my hands*
how come we need to cosume food to survive
why cant we just sit out in the sun lads
reckon biology isnt real
somethings not right here
when did Britain die, was it Suez?
if you haven't shagged a hands clap your fanny
careful lad you'll go deaf
Think Britain is still alive actually I'm actually in it right now
The sound of one man clapping
Name a western country that isn't full of wagies droning on each and every day who come home and watch shitty tv and drink too much to numb the day to day pain and then I'll answer you.
probably at peak attractiveness right now this second but still only about a 5
Christ, nothing is ever going to change. I mean it changes is small, shitty ways that keep people from feeling connected, nothing will change in a way that needs people to come together.
Climate change won't be stopped until it's too late, the economy will continue to be sucked upwards until we go back to feudalism again, bombing the third-world back to the stone age every couple of decades will continue until the rich simply get bored of being the richest and most powerful people on the planet.
that act in 1994 that stopped the free parties and killed the acid house scene
Me? Don't know shit, and I WILL fuck everything up.
inside or outside the EU you're still gonna be a wagie working until you die
no wonder she's in black and white
watching bbc news look north
peep show's honestly the most genius comedy ever conceived
Not fair, they don't actually have employment.
I said I didn't know anything about day trading though. I assume you can live off of it if you're good at it but judging by your questions I'd assume that you arent'
please. plesae. PLEAse think about wageberg what would he do without muh economy
I had a nice day out with my friend yesterday
What did you lot get up to? Overeating and wanking?
me? I shag fannies
therefore my opinion has more weight than yours
Need an American nationalist Jewess gf
The west died in the 80s, when people like Thatcher and Reagan decide that it's not the job of politicians to improve society, but they should be looking out for No.1 just as the wagies do.
Remember when you posting this last night and got only 1 reply telling you to fuck off?
does greta thunberg have fetal alcohol syndrome
um yikes babe x
moving to london next week
what traditional bank do you guys recommend
Glad you're appreciating western civilisation, Amer
tattoo on display
not an argument
Monzo or Starling for current account
HSBC if you don't trust start up banks (faggot)
Barclaycard for Credit Card
howling that poley is jealous that /brit/ can wank and he can't
Luv it when /tv/ has a go at yous
There are some peng australian birds on holiday here, not matched with one yet tho
Nah, people voted nationalist and they just double down on these things while acting like they're doing something different. Trump hasn't done anything to stop sending US soldiers to pointless deaths in the middle east, nor has he curbed the decay of the rust belt that voted for him and he is just as interested in making millionaires richer as any republican or democrat.
Ed is that you
is ask jeeves kaputt?
Did plan on using Monzo for day to day stuff but I was planning on opening up an ISA in one of the traditional jew ones.
Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg
1914 all the great powers of Europe were mortally wounded. Many lumbered on in agony for another 30 or so years but all were dead from the declaration of ww1
what sort of ISA?
I use Vanguard, think Nutmeg do a good H2B ISA
bet she thinks she's the king of the chicken coop, but she's nothing but a low level hen
Meghan is such an annoying cunt.
1982 was the last great year
A cash one for starters, don't know if I plan on being in the UK longterm yet.
just woke up, at about noon
hate how many 'australians' do this
she said ass
australians are neo yanks now
we've all got a date with an undertaker, a date that we cannot break
meme prediction: being alone for Christmas means you're a tincel
amer has absolutely no idea what am and pm mean
might be worth checking a comparison site - maybe comparethemarket
because pakis are low IQ
borris dropping the bantz on these yank businessmen
was going to wank yesterday but cut my hand open so i couldn't ;p
gay porn is a bit bent
the more acid I do the less I care about brexit
Why do so many people hate this Greta person? She's a kid who is concerned about how slow the world's governments are at getting rid of shit that poisons the planet.
I mean even if you are a retard and think climate change is a hoax, why would you be so angry at her personally for being concerned and impassioned about it?
It's a continuum rather than a single event. Look, for instance, if an aneurism explodes in your brain, it's not the explosion itself which is to blame for the incident, but you have to consider everything that happened before that event. These thousands of coke drank along greasy shit, these hundreds of cigarettes, these dozen of mental breakdown which have suddenly increased your cortisol rates, the lack of exercise, the lack of sleep and obviously genetic conditions. A continuum.
low IQ post
wont SOMEBODY PLEASE think about chinkberg's profit margins
shes being used lad, i dont think many people have a problem with what shes saying its just the fact shes been taken advantage of and used as a mouth piece
I'd use her as a mouth piece tbf
Because a lot of people are sensitive and hate being told they're doing something bad, especially by a child in an angry and accusatory tone
because she is a jewish psyop
honestly just hate swedes
Eating an absolutely PENG corned beef sandwich
please.. think of muh economy
Because it feels all very choreographed and staged.
I'm not a climate change denier, there obviously needs to be work done to manage emissions, pollution etc., but when you look at who is pulling the strings in regards to Greta it's clear she's being manipulated by people with political agendas that are not exclusively about climate change.
business idea: beefed corn
But I mean even if climate change is bullshit, what do you have to loose by having our electricity come from wind farms and shit instead of that sticky, dirty crap that is largely owned by assholes like the Saudis?
she's being used as a scapegoat by the jews for the exact reason you just pointed out
if you get mad at a little autistic girl instead of the jews then you just look like a cunt
saw a highly peng picture of brigitte bardot on twitter the other day but can't find it anywhere
what do you think electric transformators and batteries are made of?
publicity stunt pushed by her parents book promotion
how much middle class fanny do you think this bloke slays
literally couldn't get any lower IQ than this post
think of muh economy PLEASE wageberg's jewish investors need more PLEASE LEFTYOL plaese we need to give the muslims and jews more money
don't care about climate change
personaly hope the world burns
rorke grovelling to the saudis and israelis again
im going to say zero as he's clearly a rugger bugger
greta puppetberg will release a book and her parents will make a fortune and you'll never hear from her again, guarantee it
Absolutely zilch, incel for sure
here it is
ive literally been approached to ghostwrite it
I just go up to girls and ask them if they want it between their legs or their ass and they always pick one or the other or both
But where is the proof that she is being manipulated? The way people are so taken against her and questioning of her validity, it kind of seems like people have somehow been groomed to be immediately dismissive of people talking about climate change.
Like no one is accusing 9/11 truthers of having been damaged in the womb by a drunkard mother. Why are people presuming the absolute worse about someone who thinks going green could be done a lot fucking faster?
phwoaaaar miring those calves and dont even get me started on that fucking cock
Christ. She's hit the wall.
my life will expire soon
you are a fucking gimp
Climate change is real and a pressing issue but I don't want to stop it
Fuck it all
don't get the hype around her looks desu
bent for sure
Sorry, I meant Toulouse.
because she is pushing the exact same propaganda that the jews are and for some reason she has become the focal point for it
it's not hard to see if you think about things for once
ongoing gretapol raid
reckon we should invent a bioweapon plague and drop a vial in india
too many people in there, way too many
play a new record mate fucking hell it's boring seeing the exact same shit day in day out
i mean, do you not think that's a little hypocritical when literally every single climate denier is bought and paid for by the oil companies?
idea: the heebbc
Would be funny if Piers Morgan got throat cancer.
So this is Rorke
Safety comes from numbers
cant stand the way people try and put the burden of change on every day people when we only account for like 10% of climate damage
Literally never talked about my feelings with my dad
So white, Christian businessmen from Texas aren't capable of a global conspiracy where they seek to rob the world of its wealth, and punish the non-believers by making sure they all become their slaves?
Lachie made it safely to Sydney lads at around 5 pm.
I only thought this before i realised she was 16
I think that the jews are lying about climate change for their own gains and I'm not paid by oil companies
I actually think that a more sustainable way to generate electricity would be beneficial but I just don't buy into mass hysteria like the plebs do
there's a new one
Psst Moni if you read this your sitting next to me in a London doctors
don't care about gretna green haven't even lisrened to a single one of her speeches just know that anyhting being pushed on me by the media is bad
What ecological demands are we making from the Chinese and the Russians with our sanctions? None?
I don't believe in climate effect
Big tits are cool and all but guys who are obsessed with them are cringey betas.
mam just sent is this
just damaged the climate
I believe in mass effect
It's literally just me, don't get hysterical reichrorkemeister
genuinely shocking that the saudis get away with what they do
honestly would be simple to get rid of them yet no one has
no one well adjusted uses this to describe people
it's not real mate
so the supreme court just found boris unlawful lads
what's gonna happen to boris now?
oh what the fUCK
Nothing, he'll probably step down and then write a biography or something.
obsessed with big tits lads
Might phone up for a rent boy tonight
impossible starting on bbc1 lads
i love gynaecomastia too
he'll be sent to Australia with the other criminals
My life ambition? Pooing
Do they deliberately look for the most retarded members of the public to offer opinions on complex political and legal topics?
being ignored by girls on tinder
Fucking love John Bercow
no most people are just that thick
load up something on channel4
50% of domains blocked on this page
the state of modern web design that you need 100s of fucking tracking domains
Nobody told me being on a 1000 calorie diet for 2 weeks would lead to such GLORIOUS shits.
So thick and healthy and girthy, literal only 1 wipe required and they only happen once ever 2 days.
Seeing the visual difference of being less of a porky pie every time I drop the kids off at the pool
feels good man
75kg to 69kg now baby
haha I get it cause you're Indian and you mentioned poo
epicly memed my friend!! xD
have you tried lying about your height
just don't state it in the first place
Imagine accusing independent scientists of having ulterior motives to say something is bad, and then placing your trust in think-tanks backed by a business with a vested interest in keeping their shit legal.
are you still fucking going on, fuck off gimp
I'm 61.5 kg
don't you use tinder Australia doesn't even have a dating culture, It's seriously only ever used here by ugly girls who want to fuck hot guys or overly Americanised girls
Make me you Bush C U C K
no i don't use tinder im ugly with standards
Requesting the picture of don Cheadle wearing the protect sneed t shirt
reckon it's a jewish conspiracy theory that im a small dicked racist
Tbh Jesus will return before global warming becomes a problem
the sister's husband left her for a girl he found on tinder
how have you got past the filter?
Listening to the rorke phone ins on lbc
Mboko the monkey boy rears his ugly head
Wouldn't be surprised if yanks actually believed this.
kill all boomers
am a firm believer that anything done to combat climate change is just delaying and the only solution is another plague but this time we dont cure it, just let it do what it needs to do
the harsh reality of the Irish poster has sent the little willy rorkes into a fit of rage
My Kansas city chiefs are winning the super bowl this year lads
seriously don't care
tell me PLEASE
Tbh it's not that hard
NOT BRITISH CULTURE FUCK OFF
tempted to go to asda and buy fifa 20
They are pretty fucking funny, it's mental how people are lining up to call LBC because they genuinely think they're gonna be able to make James O'Brian look like a prat.
It must be like on X-Factor when the contestant calls Cowell a cluless cunt, because their mum said they could sing. The callers to LBC must get told "ee'r, you're propa smart with politicks, you shud become a pollytitian!" at the pub.
Can you cook
I have german, irish and italian blood how trash am I
The harsh reality of the English poster has now sent dave into a fit of rage
unbelievably gimpy post
what position do you play?
wish that were me
Uni was harder than I thought it was gonna be. Wtf I’ve never had to study before what is this BULLSHIT
dank cook right here
needing a gun to kill a moose
seriously pathetic, could do it with my bear hands as im not a little weakling
t. Got told they were good with politics by their mum
why are there only slags in britland?
Tbh it's hard
don't care about politics mate you are just a fucking state
yeah I make a banging beans on toast
all the good ones come to australia
just a fucking state
Not yet, but I am hoping to beat Kekistan to be the first Jow Forums state.
will never understand Dave's humour
it's like he's trying to be ironic cringe but he is actually cringe so it's just... cringe
Speak English properly then you fucking mong, you're not more chad by speaking like an uneducated prat.
moni is getting shagged
She would probably kick his ass.
think my feet might get amputated they feel weird
What an image
these weren't worth posting yesterday either, you freak show
Lads if I'm travelling in europe and in need of extra cash what's the best way to go about getting some without selling my arse??
Are you fat?
*walks away from you muttering "fucking idiot" under my breath*
refuse to believe Australia is a real place
no but i do have type 1 diabetes
Literally the same way you do it in the UK, use an instrument.
rent your arse
just go to a cash machine
sell your mouth
literally just go to the cashpoint you fool
*walks away from you muttering "fucking idiot" under my breath*
Yeah right, more like shuffling off while thinking "fucking idiot"
just got up with like 6 hours of sleep
think im going to be tired all day but it's worth the early get up time
oh god my legs hurts ahhhhhhhhh
literally cannot be arsed with toil any more
just want a nice comfy financial controller gig
and atheists think this is all due to random nothingness