Link finally hits $100

>Link finally hits $100
>Have enough money to get a braphog gf
Just imagine the smell Biz.

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>posts thread about braphogs
>picture is milkies instead of a brapper

get your shit together

good thing itll never happen because link is shit. keep dreaming though.

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that's a very nice dream my friend, I'm sure by this time next year you'll be nosediving into some thicc brappers

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HOW DO I BUY LINK!?!?!!?!

also nice brapqt3.14159265's

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Go on the Coinbase "Altcoin" tab.

wont let me buy
Robinhood wont either

can I mine it with a good PC?

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What will the return look like for staking link? I don't give a fuck about "braphogs" or any shit, I just want to be able to live my life in peace and not be fucked with.

Looks a lot like a chick I used to work w/ who wanted to bang me but she was a lil fat for my tastes

Second this

but if some pretty women want to join me on my yacht, that's fine too :)

>Except it's no money at all
>You'll never be able to cash out your gains
>Your crypto money will stay crypto forever

It really depends on the penalty you can afford. Else you participate in a staking pool like LinkPool or you have to buy a shitton of Link to have decent payments in exchange for a high level guarantee/penalty stack.

That sounds risky though. I don't want any risk, I just want to sit back and collect more linkies.

It just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down..

>I don't want any risk
>Invests in a extremely speculative technology that may or may not succeed

user you are a true rock and rolla.

link is the least risky thing I've ever done in my life

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Definite slampig braphog

word

Khazar milkers