/smg/ Stock Market General

I love ford for not taking bail out money, and scaling their product line back. I mean ford makes a great engine. Who makes the fucking engine supporting your fire department in the fire trucks?

Nobody is buying new Fords they are buying off Craigslist for cheap

we need more muslim refugees and give them loans to buy cars

It will deflate like a balloon thanks to no news. It's another fucking pump and dump. Take dollar profits and then buy the new bottom on wednesday for more shares when the real news gets released middle of October.

why is 'stares nigers directly in the eye' not on this

tax incentive with the dealer, so they don't have to pay a dime for 6 months.

you must not be chad, eyes are always on niggers

which is why it should be on the 'chad' picture...? whats your point?

Just sold my old RS3 account to invest.

>all those years for only $200

I learned a lot about markets in that time though.

buying gf
if you're a merchant flipper you're going to find the stock market very familiar, instead of pking and pvp commodities you're playing with real shit instead

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Raising rates and tax sell off gunna make for a fun falling knife soon

i remember those days, in online markets. buy the entire supply, dictate price. Get drunk use copious amounts of drugs, wake up under some blankets and start kissing the girl closest and call her the wrong name...

Don't fuck around with the OP bagholder
You will lose this fight, my autism is far greater tha yours

Loading up on SQQQ tomorrow.
Talk me out of it.

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meme magic says green

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>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread

tariffs aren't taxes!!!!! We're cutting more taxes for americans.

can we take out the pump and dump advertising portion... and yoou're posting broken l

Is there a way for me to utilize my cash to travel to a foreign country and kill somebody for a fee, and then go back to my day job?

It's pretty fucked up.

I wanna be the assassin. I mean those faggots in those wars, they did it and got away with it!!! When can I get an opportunity to murder some one too!

You must be at least 5'5"

You don't have to pay a fee, it's free in a shithole country
Just bring a gun, point and shoot

Are you talking about the options links, or are other links broken

Take the options links out, we lost profit and a few other anons to that shit.

You're right I'm well over the height limit.

I'd rather be paid to do this, and guns are loud and bloody, poisoning is probably the best way to keep ones hands clean from the event.

I mean if chinks can manufacture synthetic heroin that's 100X more potent than anything, can't i just use a collapsable blow dart or air powered device to do the same fucking thing?

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Has Rite Aid user ever come back?

Im too excited to sleep, I want the market to bleed tomorrow, especially EA fuck that company.
They are going the way of telltale.

based and redpilled

Its much easier to use venom of the black mamba

Rite aid is amazing, one of the best stores of all time

i'm more interested in harvesting from the blue ringed octopus, but to each their own.

Dendrotoxin or Tetrodotoxin? Which one is more fatal?

Fundamentally they're do the same thing, except one inhibits at the sodium level, and one at the potassium level. So if we were to make a cocktail, utilizing both. You need 2 anti-dotes and by the time that has been figured out and administered, well the subject must surely have died.

Before my sleep Ill say this: Jeff Corwin had a great show

Did he ever mix a strong concentration of muraticacid with household bleach

I don't want to kill people. I just want to fleece some sheep for worshiping a golden bull.

According to American law, you're not dead until a corner declares you're dead. Our laws are so fucked up.

I've seen a dead body before. She was fucking dead, but officially she was dead over an hour before I even noticed.

Did you touch her boobs or something ?

Are you still drinking your cider?

Don't make me relive it. The cop and people involved. The fucking way they put her on the stretcher and put the sheet over her and took her away. First responders have a special place in my heart. Active combat duty veterans, they'll get my love. I will not donate to anything if the proceeds don't go where they are most needed and earned. The red cross, it's fund raising away, i bet highschool kids are holding up signs raising money for shit that only like 1% of that money goes to the cause they are raising money for.... THIS IS CHILDHOOD PROSTITUTION!!! THEY DO THIS SHIT WILLINGLY BECAUSE THEY THHINK IT"S GREAT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SUFFERING!!!

I got drunk and plowed a milf. ended up chatting up a broad, and at thhis point. I don't even fucking care if she calls me or not. I have nothing to give that woman... I think when i sober up, we'll understand she can't swim, or take care of children. She said she was 30, but II dunno. She could end up calling me, and what ever or it could be another story of like what ever. Fact of the truth I can't wait for october 1st to strait up just fall in love all over again.

why do i have to have so many girl friends... shit i need to settle down, im fucking boomer year old and warning of pending gloom and doom, only person who will see a moon is me, and fuck fangu, fuck facekike, fuck apples, fuck the netflix (actaully that's ok). amazon is inflated too.

google can be broken through anti-trust legislation and those out of work faggots can work on roads. but the problem is how in bed these companies are with overseas and manufacturers how does one sell data when that's what they do?

how does one break what google actually holds? They broke them selves up, yet stills sell data?

wikipedia is basically the worlds free to use encyclopedia, and it was started from a brainstorm thought experiment from guys who worked for google.

I'm goiing to show eternal bear this iis how you make 20x ur money. When I win. I will have 100 grand. And I will meet texas user for cigars and scotch.

Gonna moon any day now.
I can feel it.

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Buying F under $10 is a safe investment which will pay likely a similar, if not larger dividend for your life, because under $10 is the value of the company after Trump cut its arms off, and F is well backed to return stronger than anyone else in Detroit.
If you don't believe me just buy 10-20 shares and thank me later.

zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-24/china-vows-not-negotiate-under-threat-trump-teases-major-broadside-against-beijing

Emperor Trump is now openly using war related words to describe China's actions.
Chink internment camps through out the USA when ?

TFW trade war can actually go down in history as WW3 and first unconventional world war

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Easiest way to buy gold? I feel like Hybernating soon

Good morning /SMG/ !

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Steep.
I just had Friday's gains erased is all.
Nbev's taking an extra shit after I bought near the bottom yesterday. Had hope to short again, probably too early to despair.
Also CY is having bad futures, but its not a loss yet.

Monday mornings will do that to ya

Yes i bed to decide when to drop some crypto, and some or all my indexes ( and maybe reposition AMZN )

I'm just hoping today isn't as bad as last Monday

Also oil hit $80, so my WTI position should go up...

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And we're not even really started!
Apparently I've a very defensive port though, because whenever futures are trash, by the end of the day I break even. Every monday I freak out and wake up at 8pm to find I made a dollar or something.

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This is imo what modern warfare between powers is all about : economic, financial, technological and demographic (sending moar niggers and lesser races to settle in the ennemy countries)

Niggers really are biological weapons. They destroy everything they touch, and faggot mods can suck my dick.
>le rayciss comments
Sorry, but go mod at reddit. I arrest them every day. They commit crime at home (usually subsidized housing), at work, school, and even church. They consume taxpayer resources in a way I can't even begin to describe to a typical, low-IQ mod faggot. Their everyday actions and decision-making have an impact on everyone's bottom line, including investment portfolios.
Eat shit, faggot mods. It's true.

Of course it's true. Even niggers know that.

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Really, one shouldn't invest in a country where the nigger, mudslime and other historically backward population are growing (eg. France)

Niggers are all too happy to be able to blanda up like there is no tomorrow
They really see it as their ticket to racial salvation
Remember, we are here to make gains, I couldn't care less about Jow Forumstards' obsessions

Amd is bleeding boys, the future is looking great, but retards are selling.

Buy in in a month

>Fuck off if you don't like the new bare mode.
I, for one, love the new format, thanks Aphodite, kel

Please give me your feedback of this elaborate stock shill

t. AUIC Anal-yst

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Fuck this life

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I have a police pension, deferred comp, and a couple of other products. I have simplified my life in other areas and wanted to use Robinhood instead of going to the casino or playing state lottery games.
Wendy's is an example of a company I considered investing in. I decided against it after recently attempting to to pick up a round of coffee for my rookie and four of the other guys/gals in our zone. No food, just coffee. It was an absolute clusterfuck, due entirely to the the nogs and nog-hybrids on duty (one of them I recognized as having a warrant for a non-violent drug offense. He's making some sort of attempt at taking care of his family so we left it alone, btw).
>tl;dr
I won't invest in Wendy's until they get more Whites and robots working their stores, or perhaps I'll invest in the company that ultimately supplies the robots.

all this work for a stock with a maximum upside of 25%?
i don't get it

>Based ECR.
Where is your GALT?

I bought ECR at 1.32. Do you have any idea when it might grow?

Hey guys.... I just found something odd on Google... It actually says babies come out of vaginas and they don't even get to pick their starting color. Can you believe that shit? It's almost like their mother just poops them out and they are whatever color they come out as. What the fuck? Mind fucking BLOWN. I distinctly remember picking my color and nipple shape before I let my mom squeeze me out.

If you can't even pick your own nipple shape before you're born how the fuck do you think you will make it in crypto?

I bought it at $1.30, probably a week or two later than I wanted but my play money was tied up. Hoping it goes to 1.50 in October but I'm also hoping to get a threesome with Taylor Swift and my neighbor lady.

Never dumbass.
GALT has a chance but it's the only meme stock I've seen here so far that isn't just a shitpost to get you to lose money.

Fuck off. I did just fine off of memes like NBEV. You sound like a salty bag-holding faggot.

All the women in the world and you pick Taylor Swift. Have you seen her face? Give this girl some glasses so she can stop squinting. And her body? It's like a bent metal pole. That's what you want to fuck? A squinty pole?

I've grown bored with the cunts of your mother and sisters, so I thought I'd try something different. Thanks for caring.
Doubles and Comfy gets AIDS today.

I made $83 dollars shorting a couple NBEV myself, who gives a shit? You're talking about holding ECR and that's retarded, just like holding NBEV or any other DUDEWEED.

Damn, RIV up to 8.9 in pre

;)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so#
;)

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How much gay porn did you buy with your $83?

>Talking shit about the aryan queen
Communists are not welcome here

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I always liked MC Ren.

>aryan

she's a bottle blonde

Yes, I agree.

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What's the deal with TRXC

Eazy E and Ice Cube were better,
Dre is overrated

What's the deal with TRXC. Too late to get in? Stocktwits is shilling this shit hard

The police officers I work with always say if you hate the police so much, next time call a crack head for help instead.