>Be me >Come into work anywhere from 15 minutes to 1 hour late today depending on how much I drank or how much denerate sex I had last night >Spend the first 45 minutes once I get to work either drinking coffee or shitting or both >Check my emails, delete most of them without reading then explain to people if they ask why I never respond that it's hard for me to keep up with 200 emails a day >Usually hold some sort of meeting about productivity or sexual harrassment or earnings a few times a week >Take at least a 1.5 hour lunch break, complain about traffic even though I walked to the restaurant 1 block away. >Spend the rest of the afternoon trying to find ways to make the employees feel insecure about their jobs. "Hey Kevin, I noticed you left at 4:55 on Friday... You know quarterly reviews are coming up, right?" >Spend another 30 minutes shitting and answering phone calls >Leave 45 mins early every day so that I can get to the gym before the rush. >Unironically making $2800 takehome this week
How did you do it and what field? Do you reccomend financial advisory for this type of activity?
Oliver Gomez
>be remote software dev, contracts only >do 2 hours of work a week, charge double overtime for maintenance >clearing 20k this month easily idk how people have trouble making money, its too easy
Andrew Parker
People learn to be good wagies, not how to make money.
Josiah Adams
I hope you die in a car crash
Joseph Gonzalez
lmao you think your're hot shit. you still get up and go make money for another man all day, and have to do this for your survival. and you brag about your slavery on a weaboo image board
Cooper Ross
Cool story. Senior McCuck
>be me >buy eth at $10 >retire before 30 >spend half day shitting and drinking coffee not constrained by lunch
Suck a dick
Lucas Green
this is what you wagecucked for for 10+ years? wow...
Jack Brown
Where do you get your contracts from?
Jonathan Foster
>this is your economy on constant QE
Adam Richardson
I want to do this but feel like I still need more experience
What kind of development work do you do?
Ian Garcia
>be me >buy 60k link between 13-20c >basicly I'm already rich life is great my fellow neets
>be me >write software a couple hours a week >make about $5k/week from this >play poker for fun >make about $100/hr >trade stock market first 30 min after the bell m-f >make about $2k/day
~$15k+/week, no boss, no commute, no nothing
fucking wagecucks, kys
Landon Edwards
what kind of software do you write?
Hudson Taylor
>be me >exclusively playing the lotto or scratch tickets >Scrabble is fun >clearing $15-100K a week easy
(1) good chunk of that comes from trading bots (arbitrage mostly) i wrote myself
(2) i also write niche apps that have lots of money involved. think credit card referrals, crypto news, etc
Mason Campbell
This. The wagie-mindest already starts to consolidate in school. Fuck them.
Connor Walker
ITT neet losers larp about their bedtime imagination
Nathan Lee
Boring bait. Get a little creative.
Bentley Ortiz
>be me >worked about 60 hours this year >remotely >place IT specialists on my clients' projects >every hour one of them works I get 10$ >travel the world, surf and bang local beauties >frogpost on Jow Forums >6000$ near-passive income per month I wage-slaved for 11 months in my life and then realised it's not for me. enjoy your Monday though, wagies
gonna wageslave during my apprenticeship for 2 years for my lawyer’s license then I’m going to get the fuck out.
Aaron Davis
>be me >answer an email >my Nigerian relative is wiring me $500,000 >i just have to give them my bank account information and i get it for free lol feels good
