>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy? Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
I'm slowly dying every fucking day, and there's not enough money, drugs or sex to satisfy what ever the fuck it is that both drives my desire to keep going or keep me entertained for more than 15 minutes. I think this is it. I've lived 30 more years than I was supposed to, and 30 more years than I asked to. I'm fucking done.
You're smoked. Quarterly report is tomorrow, aquisitions from this year will be priced in. Gonna move to NYSE or NASDAQ next month. Largest growing capacity in prep for rec sales. Global reach. Will partner with coca cola or diago any day now. This fucker is about to explode to mars.
Charles Phillips
FB might actually be a good buy now, unironically.
Levi Jackson
users =/= profits
Online advertising as a business model is a fucking scam, massively overvalued for how much return companies get by using it.
Samuel Baker
Whats up people its your boy Dividendlover99 bringing you greatest dividends of all time
Don't be so melodramatic Baggie, just hit the hooker heavy and do some blow.
Brayden Gonzalez
Reminder that most zoomers haven't seen this masterpiece because they weren't even born when it came out and kikes have done their best to memory hole it
Hunter King
FNGU keeps going up and the Haters kneel down
Jayden Morales
Mindblowing.
Austin Flores
Or at least give your life energy to kneepad if you're gonna waste it.
Alexander Ward
Get in now, the next push to 9.50 coming soon.
Luis Brown
Eh. It's only a masterpiece if you're in brainwashed normie status the moment you sit down to watch it. If you're already somebody who questions things, it's mediocre at best.
Jayden Cook
>everything in the red
is it happening goys
Connor Sullivan
A reminder that this bear market is fake and gay and is being fueled by the kavanaugh investigation. Look at the protesters. There is nothing to fear. Eternal. Golden. Bull.
I'm having a beef and Colby on WEAT again, sadly no Siggi's. Someone bought out all the vanilla ones on Sunday before I got to the aisle. I'm bouncing around from up to down today, haven't had time to watch it, I got a shitload of work to do today. Holding GIS and LPL.
fucking kek! This is such a telling picture. Blacks are getting to the point where they have to be wondering "AY YO WHY AM I FITTIN TO STILL VOTE DURMOCRAT AYWAYS?"
What reason is there to buy ECR You've been shilling it but not actually providing any actual reason why it would be a good buy
Jackson Edwards
>buy shares from a liberal company >win liberal prizes Don't invest in companies that try and please social justice warriors because they are impossible to please.
Gabriel Moore
PFFTTT Good God where did they pull this person from. Literally straight from the soup kitchen.
Christopher Myers
Probably some homeless person that they picked up from the street and gave clothes to and maybe a snack to pretend like they are protesting.
Robert Bell
Literally looks like the type of crackhead that would rape and murder any of these women if they were alone in a dark alley with him.
Is it time to sell AMD? I've been holding since 10.
Carter Harris
Low float + oversold after r/s Crashing now because all the penny flippers are fleeing like rats from a sinking ship and they just announced dilution offering this morning @$17 a share.
Still massively undervalued if the science proves to work like it should.
The Quarterly Earnings gets announced on 9/26/2018, so in 2 days. This is either going to go up or take a shit in the next few days but I'm willing to take some risk and play with it. I can see this going past $10 in the next few days.
Juan Perry
How did you not know NBEV was a pump and dump? You don't long those ever, all you do is get in and get out quick before you are left bagholding.
William Rivera
whelp my 1700 loss on tesla doesnt feel so bad, thanks user. fuck musk and his coked out tweets.
Andrew Sanchez
A couple of reasons, first and foremost Big5 shilled it, therefore it was destined to fail, secondly it's a biomeme, and that's what they do.
Carter King
>been holding since 10 I'm pretty damn jelly of you right now.
Brayden Ramirez
I remember when I thought of buying it around $10 but /smg/'s opinion was that it was a laughable penny stock. I hate you guys sometimes.
Liam James
>tfw delicious KO dividend is coming next week
have you even lived until you've received a dividend from KO?
Anthony Bell
Sell WEAT man or don't stay long term. Russian wheat production kicking into high gear soon
Christian Roberts
Yeah, I was keeping my eye on it since it was around 6 and finally decided to bite the bullet and get it at 10. Lots of regret not getting it sooner though. I still think it may get to 40 so I'm going to hold on to it longer.
What are you talking about? In most of the /smg/ threads I have been in people were either shilling AMD, Intel, or NVDA. People on here love Mama Su too.
for all you cocaine addicts out there, there's a new IPO in October for stock symbol YAYO, ridesharing company out of beverly hills. May pick up some shares just to say I have some YAYO if a cop ever asks
Charles Jenkins
literally crying right now I am done with the stock market. fucking scam.
Camden Thomas
My bad, I don't know why E-trade is telling me it's on the 26th.
I'm talking many months ago. Recently it's been shilled like hell, but it wasn't always that way. Somebody on here should have the meme of "Who was that honey? Nobody, he's nobody" with the poor wojack holding the sign with amd on it. Please someone post it.
Benjamin Sullivan
Isn't there a US listing on the way as well?
Alexander Howard
Just read that pandora is gonna get bought out. Should I invest into it?
Yeah, there a lot of negative Nancy's on here that will shoot down anything anyone suggests even if it's bound to double. That having been said, there is nothing that is guaranteed in the future so I can see why people do it. I think the one thing I'm learning from Jow Forums is to do better research and to also trust your gut instinct.
