What will she say in response, /biz?

Bump

Ahh that's too bad. I was really hoping this would be real.

lmao she makes 50k a year at best

>in school for nutrition
>makes $200k/year
hmm

lmao if you look like that when going to the gym 12 times a week may as well just lay down and rot boyo

She didn't even research the mentioned oracles.She's not going to make it

>mfw when nutrition major
>350k starting
>still fat
Also you sound like a fag op.

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Poast her profile

>200k/year
bollocks.

People misuse the word "autistic" a lot these days but OP is literally autistic. His matter of fact tone and complete inability to conceptualise social interaction is a classic case.

If the bitch wasn’t so vain, she could have learned a thing about the 4th industrial revolution. SAD

Not posting her profile but here's another pic.

Europoors cant make that much money because of their retarded socialist governments

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OP you need to fuck this bitch up, 200k a year? gym 12 times a week and still looks like a complete hamwhale. this shit aint adding up

OP ask her if she goes to the gym so much why she so fat

kek

Like she had any chance to become a trophy wife.

>makes 200k/year
>nutrition major
>go to gym 6 days a week
>have fat arms and a chin hiding under 20lbs of fat

I call bs on this roastie. I'd say report her account and delete match. Bumble is full of SJWs that will side with women every time. I'm on my 3rd Bumble account now because someone flagged my account. When I asked why they did it and what specifically was said they refused to answer.

how can somebody be that slim and still look fat as fuck.

subpar genes i guess.

post her this thread to rek her.

Less fat than expected which makes her disgusting pig face even less excusable. God what a weird body. The Krakatoa of genetic disasters.

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Trophy ogre

>Catalog
>the Krakatoa of genetic disasters
my fucking sides

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OP should shill her on Chainlink by explaining that it can pull exercise data from her Fitbit to securely authorize payments direct to her bank account when she manages to fulfill her exercise quotas

god damn it does that >catalog thing happen to anyone else
why auto paste, must be a chrome thing

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>blah blah I maek a bazilion of munnies and work out 25 hours a day
>and i will be damned before a fucking male tells me stronk womyn what to do

This is why we shouldn't have stopped beating women.

>t. slavfag

She makes $40K out the door with a degree in nutrition.

$200K lmao

Fucking run away OP!

Not sure how old this thot be, but at 29 I've seen girls with this physique in their early/mid 20s and they all age horribly. I'd be willing to bet half my stack that in 3 years she's at least 45lbs heavier than she is now. Even if she isn't larping about going to the gym, she's not doing shit while she's there and her diet is garbage!

kek

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fucking kek

OP started off well, turned out to be a complete autist though...

kek, and now try to fuck her

>fucking top kek!

Well done OP, you have officially ruined this hogs day and she's guaranteed to be sobbing the rest of her night into and endless pile of Ben and Jerry's!

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YOU ARE A MANIAC

Kek.. looks like a bear market trophy wife

Kek, right on OP

Genuinely looks like she's from the trolls movie.
Nutrition major, my ass.
I eat and drink like a literal fucking dumpster person and I'm still in better shape than that hog.

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FUCKING TOPKEK

T. Cringe incel

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It's like putting an actual sausage in a halter top and telling it to Instagram pose.

She has the body shape of a door frame and a head shaped like a potato.

came here for the keks,

that face is an abnormality of genetics

Didn't know they made Ms. Potato Head with legs

holy kek based

Bumping for the roastie’s reply

She's not gonna replay. OP wrecked her

post her reply

Does noone question how he matched her? OP has no standards

Do you even swipe bro?
I can tap 60 likes a minute easily.
Then have fun with the fatzo's and grenades, ask the decent ones what you're going to tell people when they ask where you guys met.

this is why i Jow Forums

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Are we in /b/? What is this stupid shit

Biz is the calmer version of b, less spergs and more intelligence

And less disgusting hentaiasians

>I hit gym 6 days a week, before AND after work
holy shit she exercises more than world class athletes

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Update, OP here.

I unmatched her because I didn't want to be a cyber bully.

Snapchat: courtneyjordan4

Also, on a side note I met my last LTR on bumble doing exactly this. She asked me after like 4 weeks of dating what made such a perfect guy like me swipe right on her.. She almost cried when I told her I swipe right on everyone so that I can pick and choose. She told me that she imagined me looking at her pictures, reading her profile and thinking "this one's the girl for me."

Sadly, I am the one who fucked up that relationship..... she was perfect in every way.

LA CREATURA

get the fuck out of here faggot i'm not your diary

This is what autism looks like

lmao kys you're a fucking perma virgin

pot kettle

This is what weaponized autism looks like and who is a highly functioning super-intelligent individual on the spectrum. FTFY

>whiteknight
RUTA

>is obese
>seriously expects people to believe that somebody values her nutrition advice at 200k a year
lmao what a larp

seconded

kek

Did she respond op

>I’m a little overweight
>squat 500lbs
BASED BLOATMAXXER. IM PROUD MY SON

GET THIS MAN SOME RYE BREAD TO GO WITH THAT ROAST HAM

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OP is kyriakos grizzly.

>maybe you also bought bitcoins early too because this math just doesn't add up
Top fucking kek 10/10

great thread op, made me chuckle. thank you

Thanks op made my day

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Everyone in USA seems to make +100k$ every year

USD has gone full monopoly bills or what?

Inflation is hitting the US like hell, EVERY FUCKER I read on internet is doing +100K a year what the fuck, and no one has saving

why would you spend time being rude to ugly women? Their life is already hard enough. They know that they aren't pretty so they talk themselves up by saying stuff like "trophy wife" to make themselves feel better.

why don't you pick on someone who's pretty and has a genuine ego for you to burst?

You're basically picking on a guy with cerebral palsy or who is in a wheelchair.

>"Their life is already hard enough"
>implying

gtfo of Jow Forums cuckold wk

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maybe because I am somewhat successful with women I have sympathy with ugly women whom not I nor the vast majority of men with options would ever consider.

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>bullying a woman

trumps america

they have sympathy for fatfucks and coalburners
summer is over faggots, you can leave the boards

fucking LOST.

Back to Epiceddit

>lmao, just call her a mongoloid looking bitch and leave it. It doesn't matter how stronk independy you are if you look like shrek.

>giving good life advice to help them get what they want
>it is bullying because it requires effort

roastie logic

you write like shit

this so much
seriously what the fuck is wrong with the US?
I don't know a single person making 100k under age 30 and a masters degree in northern europe

Fucking KEK you replied to my post from earlier. Based

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Jow Forums plus Jow Forums alliance

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