Hello Jow Forums

Nutrition major here. I make $200k per year teaching people how to get in shape and learn to love their bodies. I love my job and find ACTUAL MEANING AND FULFILLMENT unlike you virgin shitcoin traders.I know how to take care of my body, in fact I work out 6 days of the week, before and after work. I take the Lords Day off because I'm #raisedright.

I'm a perfect, independent catch without depending on some russian philosopher or his investors. If you want to bash females like me, and tell me i need to eat better and work out or else I'll end up fat and ugly, then you are what's wrong with society. And I FOR DAMN SURE won't let any neet tell me what I need to do to take care of MY body. You're the one that needs the luck, linky.
Pic related- it's me.

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you neets will never be good enough to get a real woman like me, even if your decanterlized coracles are worth a thousand dollars next year!

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>I work out 6 days of the week, before and after work

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means opening the fridge and eating

Looks like someone bashed her head in several times with a shuffle.
Man some people really have unfortuante genetics.

Love what you did OP. That's why Biz is is the board hahaha.

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Lol meant to say *shovel* of course

patently impotent

ok this is epic

who started this thread and where's the original? i want to see updates on OP's bumble chat

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OP here. I unmatched her because cyber bullying is a real thing, and people hurt themselves over it,and then claim you are responsible.

Snapchat: courtneyjordan4

How much will you pay me to eat this ham planets ass?
If she shaves and bathes I'll do it for $500 for 5 minutes. Best I can do. Final offer.

But you literally says that will be a future trophy wife. More like a trophy whale you fucking bagshit

well memed sir

>>I work out 6 days of the week, before and after work

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Yoh here

This is new pasta I see. You should add something about her bringing up the, it's My Body in her response to user.

Well done, opie

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I have nightmares about fucking this.

>Several times
>That pic
>Not serval times
Consequences will never be the same

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YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCES, YOU CAN NOT HANDLE IT.

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