i have no idea what to do about my resume biz. im 2nd year college student >no job experience >no club activities >no volunteer work >no skills i just sort of went to class, fap, and go to sleep in college
I tried joining business clubs. but they only meet once a month and do nothing but go to career fairs.
All i have left is case competitions that im doing
JUST. why is it so hard to do activities to put on resume in college? all these clubs do is make you show up, watch a presenter for 40 mins, and thats it. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DOOOO?
We dont know what your degree is but if its business you need to be wary of business management. Its too broad, if you want a job you need to specialize in a skill. So 1st step is determining which field you want when you graduate. Then you can look on ziprecruiter for similar jobs and see what certifications they require. Then you can focus on those certs while working a part time job. Look into substitute teaching, its what I did. What I didnt do is go for cert's and its hurting me now.
James Cook
congrats you’re fucked.
Logan Powell
im going into supply chain/logisitics for business. i dont know what fucking job or activity i can do. one of these business clubs give you shit to do. its just informatiom sessions i dont care. everyday im borderline suicidal. im just trying my best to not kill myself yet.
Go look at transportation companies like CSX railroad, Union Pacific and trucking companies like CH Robinson. From those websites you should be able to see their job listings and look through their requirements and try to go for those certifications. As for work related experience, my family all worked for CSX and couldnt get me a job or internship even after knowing the head of the entire organization(she retired the year before I graduated). So your only hope is to get a PT job, get cert's and find something interesting about the field that you can talk about to future employers. For example, you could find a compelling argument for blockchain and how it could improve CHRobinsons backend supply chain. You dont need to convince them, just show you have a passion for logistics and have a brain, along with some work experience to show your work ethics you might get lucky.
Chase Hill
1. Major in accounting 2. Join related clubs and Beta Alpha Psi 3. Go through Fall recruiting and get an internship 4. If you have time join a service club 5. Have a GPA of 3.2 or above 6. Most important: Don't be an autist
Accounting internships in public pay $25 an hour or in that area. I had so many interviews after one meet the firms because of one internship I had that I didn't know what to do with myself. Yeah, it's slave labor, but there's no field besides McDonald's where it's easier to get a job.
Mason Bennett
these are all the women i cant have unless i get my business job....
Yes. Which is why you don't lie about verifiable things such as gpa or classes you took, etc.
But they will never track down your stupid business club and ask what you did there. It is the most fertile ground for bullshit.
Kevin Baker
theres no fucjing point. i have nothing to even put on my resume. All these business clubs at my school fucking suck. they dont have you do any work, just show uo to hear upperclass men talk. I feel so stuck and hopeless. rush week was over month ago. and i got rejected by frats for being a silent autist. and im currently failing accounting class.
JUST WHY CANT MY GUCKING SCHOOL GIVE ME STUPID SHIT TO PLOP ON RESUME ALREADY.
i went to the fucking resume workshop, all i kept asking was >whats an activity to do to put on resume and i keep getting the reply >uuhhh urr jist do acticity that interests you BUT THERES NO FUCKING ACTIVITIES TO DO >find something that interests you
You're not gonna make it, brah. You aren't nearly proactive enough and I wouldn't hire you because you aren't utilizing the resources available to you. Join a fucking club. There, you are a member. Put it in the activity section in the bottom of your resume. Sure, you're just a member, but it means more than nothing.
All the resume workshops in the world won't be enough to make it look good unless you do the things to make it look good. It doesn't matter what club. It could be the fucking bowling club. Show you have an interest besides masturbation, video games, and drinking. You're in a major where hundreds of students at your school and thousands more outside of it are competing for the same job. Do something that makes you look better than them. Even a low-tier job at CVS or something like it is something you can speak on.
just exec-u-talk any group projects you may have done, might get you an internship
Jaxson Ortiz
bad face
Nathan Collins
you don't need a resume just go in ask to talk to the manager and give him a firm handshake with tons of eye-contact then make sure you speak with confidence. the only caveat is that in order to do all of the above, you have to stop fapping.
Dylan Murphy
Put in your resume you were part of the cultural language exchange club , in which members would provide a space for international students at your university to feel welcomed and to be apart of a divser society. Regularly caught up, engaged in language swaps and cultural related acticities, aidded international students and members of the group with their studies. Etc. Recruiters and other autitsts love that shit. Plus assuming you're a burger poster that's your diversity cuck points. t. 3years in japanese / international exchange club at uni.
Lie, Lie and once again lie But don't overdo it you must have some knowledge in that field There are plenty of small companies that went out of business, or are so small there is no real contact with them. If they ask for proof then tell them you weren't employed full time or had no contract. That's how In my wage-cucking days went from having shitty job in logistic warehouse straight to mid level programmer (All my experience was basic computer skills, and in programming I did only one online course from one of majors and an irl course by another software major that I paid 10% for rest by government it took around 8 weekends with ez pz test at the end cost me around 200$ lol) My resume went something like this -highschool 1st job just after HS for year as "English - (My main language) translator and a receptionist" (company wasn't fake, it went out of business a friend of my mother worked there) (well it wasn't a lie since i use to translate manga from English in my junior HS weeb days lul) 2nd that mentioned warehouse shitty job, but I did a lot of other shit than my job description so i changed the title of my position lol 3rd local very small software house for 0.5year that had no contact info but you could google it up (it probably went out of business since you couldn't reach site) And here I got my job had to do small test that was ez pz worked here for around 3 years before learned about dropshipping here I mean most of junior-mid programming jobs are made for total idiots you could buy any half-decent book and learn it by yourself in like few hundred hrs Like seriously they expect to teach Junior almost everything, and they might only want real basics about that programming language, my company expected to spend anywhere from 1/2 year to year teaching those dumb-asses stuff before they become "profitable" There is so much demand for ppl in IT that as long as you tell them you aren't brainlet and you are willing to work for them long time they will hire you
Jacob Wilson
the sauce...i need it now
Colton Jones
are there any intersections between business and civil engineering or environmental stuff?
Isaac Garcia
fuck I wish she did porn.
Juan Sanders
But why does it matter? When applicants list unrelated qualifications, I ask them how can those be useful to me if I hire them. >I see that you have played guitar for 15 years and recorded a Christmas album. Tell me, how can your guitar skills be useful to the company? And they always stutter like idiots and say nothing. It's not enough that you have stuff to put on your resume; you gotta have the right stuff.
David Barnes
Will you have an employee party? Maybe he can play his guitar, it would be good workplace bonding dumbass.
I had an IS degree and every programming job I interviewed for that went past the HR retards and involved the actual IT managers they asked shit you couldn’t just bullshit through, I wasn’t passionate about coding enough to do it in my free time so I couldn’t fool them. I still work in IT now just not a developer.
Levi Cruz
put Jow Forums on your resume.
Charles Scott
Not him, but this is mine. I've been in and out of school for years. This was my resume before I dropped out of school due to depression and alcoholism. I'm getting help and slowly turning my life around. Hopefully I can figure out what I want to do with my life and then go back to school. I'm disappointed in myself for having such a shitty resume.
Because it teaches discipline, order, teamwork, strategy and hard work. All can be applied in real life.
Why don't you go try and join a team you fuck
Brayden Mitchell
Say you volunteered at your church of coached a little league team for a year. Have a brief backstory ready to go. Easy!
Matthew Turner
let me tell you strategy. On tinder i was getting no matches at all showing my selfie. BUT, then i posted a pic of me with my dog as profile, and it was unbelieavle how quickly i got matches. Women are dumb sluts who fall for shit like that. And all the matches i talked to all respond back, just because i pose with my doggy. Sports is for cardio faggots and i already weight lift.
im doing the business comps. Ill have to work in teams of 4. voluenteer work is basocally what peoplr put down when theyre too lazy to get a part time job (me)
Cause they know your a creepy fat neet. Contrary to what this board believes Japanese women prefer chads as much as western women.
Brayden Brooks
I dont have a dog, will try with my cat.
Im not fat, just far from chad aesthetics.
Kayden Kelly
i have 400 k links.... but im far from financial independence >cat heck yeah dude. do it right now, and i swear the girls will come lining up. preferebly do an outside shot.
Also, i recommend doing a shot with you cat that shows off your muscles too for bonus points.
chicks. just something about seeing a guy with a cute pet makes them think were boyfriend material. i dunno why.
