Femanon here. I need help guys...

> go tanning ur skin looks gross
> fix ur hair color (told you already)
> buy knee pads and or cam

What the fuck is that growing out of your head?

>misguided hostility
>being this tone-deaf

pls post bobs and vagene

this triggers me deeply

there's some risk to it but go with ETH and recieve a fork in November.

pls pic of bobs

put at least half in Link and and the other half in Eth right now and don't fucking touch it for at least 8 months and you'll be golden.

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I geve u (you) u giv me vagene pic

Is that shirt from frank and oak? I have an identical one.

pls butiful
butiful u stil in tred? com back and post vagene hole

>Femanon here
Nice try sir.

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Buy link, req, and iota. You're welcome. May take a few years nobody knows what's going to happen with the market

unironically dero

Why are you asking such questions in a Indian curry recipes forum?

Also Jow Forums is a worlds last place for men, fuck off!

I hope you are going tanning right now necause your skin is disgusting. You’re going to need a lot of work, here is your roadmap:
> tan
> fix hair (dye blonde and use olaplex and Moroccan hair oil products. Your hair looks ugly and damaged AF
> don’t eat ever. You need to be skinny
> when you go out drinking make sure you drink enough to throw up. You can’t afford those alc cals in ur gut
> only wear heels and slutty bandage dresses. Wear bras that are a size too small so it pushes ur boobs together and makes them look nice
> knee pads
> profit
Here is How you graduate to stage 2 Thot
> make guys buy you pressants in addition to giving you money. (Louboutins, LV purses, slutty bandage dresses)
> buy big fake boobs
> buy veneers for your teeth
> buy fake ass (you can start eating now because your surgeon will just reallocate your fat into your ass)

Now you’re eating at the finest restaurants, getting the finest luxuries, provided you’ve reinvested in your looks constsntly and are enough of a sociopath to keep upgrading to guys with more money constantly.

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degr
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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OP is larping

Me only femanon here

show vagane hole

findom and various e-whoring

show asshole vagne betch send

OP you are turning our pajeets into demons...

Invest in kneepads.

The girl in that picture is 4 / 10 right now but I could turn her into a 7 in under a week and have guys sending you money for free. I could make you into a 9/10 Kylie clone in less than a year and you’ll be on private jets & islands drinking champagne.
I’ll fly you out to nyc to begin the transformation but first thing I’m installing is a sub-dermal tracking chip on you. I’m also going to keep 50% of the income from the tricks you turn. In return you receive guidance, high profile clean clients, a place to live, access to the best doctors, and safety.

How pathetic.
>muh world is sexist place
>me too
>howcan u sexualy objectify woman's
>its all about our vaginas
>crystal.cafe mams hate thread!
Yet u come here and have hope to be treated with privilege just because u have tits. 95% its NEET larp but if we hit other 5% hope u not make it.
Fuck off

I wel pay u 4 bootyhol

please post pic vagene asshole now please i beg u

ned to see iur asshole bbye pls post pic of bobs vagene ane asehole pls fast

First rule is to only invest what you can afford to lose

pic pls i ned ti

Exactly, because you’re going to loose all of your money unless you invest in bleaching your hair and asshole.

Rules is rules bitch

Show us those milkers or get the fuck out

pls one more pic of u bbey i ned

I will have her send you an asshole pic for 1500 link. (1500 linkys for the stinky pajeet)

.05 btc for boobs and pussy.

Let me know when you are ready and I will setup the multi-sig escrow.

1500 u crazy!!i wawsnt basterd bitch pic asshole vagene bobs!

Business and finance, pajeet.
Pay to play.

Female sir please post the vegana and bobs thank you female sir

beech bastird fuc ur mother
OP post vagenene

Just margin long BTC or ETH. Better shot at 10x than betting on a random shitcone imo.

1. Image is from /LIT, probably uploaded by you, as "The face of LIT" in a lame larp thread
2. No "Femanon" would be posting on Jow Forums, or call herself a "Famanon"
3. No Feminist who was clueless about crypto would know what "shitcoin" is.

Nobody is sitting on a guaranteed 10x, you pathetic loser. Stop with the endless fucking larp threads. Even if someone DID know, they're not going to just tell you, openly, you fucking moron.

The time for 10x was last year. That train left the station and fell off a cliff in flames. Get used to being poor.

>femanon here
What does that have to do with anything?

She won't have to. Some beta will pave her road with money.

Fake and gay

Thanks guys but you've focused on everything -but- what coin I should buy? You're making fun of my skin and my appearance which is just a no no when talking to girls.

Buy Nimiq and pray.

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>'girl' wants to con you into giving her advice worth $50k
>considers this a two-sided, regular conversation
vagene, bob NAW

i have a coin that will 20x in the next 3 months. But you know the rules.. the fucking tits, post them

Stellar

Split it evenly between XRP BCH and EOS.

tits and non glow in the dark hair or get the fuck out

Hair dyed unnatural colours is incredibly sexy to me for some reason. Keep it

Would it be weird if I felt your hair? Also, put 50% in TOMO, 30% in XNV and 20% in ACM

>Hair dyed unnatural colours is incredibly sexy to me for some reason. Keep it

same desu

Just buy Link and retire in 2 years

Unironically would recommend buying some super rekt ICOs (below 1m, preferably around 500k. Needs to be actively maintained). Accumulate for the coming 2 weeks. Then start to shill the hell out of them on Twitter through multiple accounts.

this is why women shouldn't invest in crypto. you clearly dont get the depth of reasoning to these replies and yet expect to somehow get spoon fed on "what to ""invest""" in. since you don't even comply with the simplest of order, you expect people to just give you free shit online too? advice costs irl.

You are clearly a leftist so I would advise you to take a look at Holochain.

So you really should change that hair, hun. Unless you are exclusively looking for submissive sõyboys who have pegging and cuck fetishes. Absolutely not based or Jow Forums approved.

Your first round of investments should go into:
> tan
> dye / fix hair
> knee pads
> slutty clothes
Ladder profits and reinvest in
> tits
> ass
> designer slut clothes

Get ur nails done too. You’re honestly a wreck. Your vagina probably smells. Bleach your asshole and start caring about your appearance and hygiene.

Ark femanon you can do your research or you can trust me .

Ask guys for a dollar after you suck their cocks. You'll kick yourself for not thinking of this earlier. Your welcome

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lol sorrrry for posting a casual pic and not drenching myself in make up like its the 1700s victorian era

annnnnd you always go to stinky vagina . you know theres such a thing as soap r-right?

Do you like my shoop?

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Exactly what kind of response were you looking for when you posted your “casual pic” with blue hair, bad skin, poor hygiene and overall lack of interest in your appearance? You could get $30-40 an hour max in your current state. You’ll get 400+ if you take my advice. Right now you’re a penny stock but I could make you into a blue chip.

...absolutely what part of that post necessitates that you inform us of your gender?
You can ask for financial advice here without mentioning your vagina. Unless you need advice specific TO the fact that you indeed own a uterus.

I’m gonna go ahead and guess that you just really wanted to make the thirsty virgins here froth at the mouth for your amusement

Are you a pimp?

>make the thirsty virgins here froth at the mouth for your amusement

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And it looks like you ignored my crypto advice too. You are jist looking for attention and are absolutely not going to make it.

>asking the biggest retards on earth

Get a brokerage account and buy futures

I have a lot of hustles. At the moment I have 6 girls that do online e whore and dominatrix. I have 4 other girls turning tricks in real life. My friend goes with the irl girls and protects them and my gf manages the online girls. I also own multiple properties which helps a lot. I also have my dealers license and a transport company. I also have doctors, lawyers, and even politicians on payroll for my other businesses.

>femanon here
>81 replies
The Thirst is Real

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How can I get in on this hustle?

Hello, I'm looking for a new girl to snuff. How much would that cost

Lol my hygriene is just fine I took that photo when I woke up

You know it my mgtow bro

Didn't even acknowledge my shoop :'( I almost got in trouble making that

Show me a photo of you holding a towel in your left hand and I'll believe you're a girl

itss very good i laughed :)

kill yourself

You sound like a really fun guy. Whats your skype? Lets get to know each other.

faggot
tits or gtfo
2/10 got me to reply
kys

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If you're so smart you would have looked at the filename. Stop larping you embarrassing fuck.

Youre hot, will you be my findom

I actually ran out to look at a new property. Im on my cell now. I’m getting drinks right now with some of my girls. Check back in this thread in an hour or two, I’ll post from my comp when I get
Back home. Are you near NYC?

obvs larp.

Dero is your ticket to riches in early 2019

You're all fucking retarded

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these thirsty bald, full bearded weird pedos