>Get a good nights sleep from 10pm to 6am >Get into work at 7am, office is virtually empty >Make some tea, swing trade and read whitepapers for 2 hours >People start leaking into the office, pull up Outlook and SLOWLY respond to emails while listening to podcasts and new music for the next 2 hours (1 response every 15-30 minutes and nobody knows you're being lazy) >Take a calm meditative walk around the town enjoying the beauty of nature and life while listening to calming LoFi radio from 11am to noon, if I see anyone from work outside tell them I'm on a call with with a client and can't talk >Come back to office, heat up delicious and nutritious Jow Forums approved lunch which was made on mealprep sunday. >SLOWLY eat it over the next 30 minutes to an hour while fucking around on Jow Forums and watching Youtube videos >Do work for about 2 hours >Spend an hour SLOWLY taking a shit, packing my bag, and leaving 15 minutes early. >Done with work by 3pm, home by 3:15 >Earn 6 figure salary
Yeah neets, you're right being a wagecuck is tough.
it's not about how hard it is mr wagey stem edgelord your cage is large so it's basically imperceptible not everyone's cage is that big and comfy but the fact remains, you're still in a rat in a cage
That sounds like my job, but i get to work from home twice a week on top of that. good 6 figures as well
Jackson Taylor
Working on your free time counts too bro(assuming this isn't a larp which it probably is). The nice thing about being a NEET is that they don't work AT ALL.
Wyatt Campbell
Any sort of back-end infrastructure for a large financial firm (networking, unix, DBA, etc.). Get a degree in comsci, start at a mid-size or large company and find a niche (small companies are a no-go, too much attention from supervisors. You need someone overwhelmed who checks in on you sparcely so every time you have one minor update you can exaggerate it into something that took a month to do). Literally the goal is to setup a new system from scratch that nobody else could ever understand, but that is crucial to keep up and running at all times lest clients start losing money (something that processes transactions, generates custom analytics, etc.). Pitch it to them as something that the clients will love, be overly enthusiastic and fake about it like you're in a movie playing an NPC wagecuck and they'll eat it up. Little do they know, you plan to write it from scratch with poorly organized and sparcely commented code so that if they were to ever think about making cuts around the office the first thing they would say is "well we can't cut so and so, who the hell would keep this important system that they designed from the ground-up running with no downtime for clients!?" As a 28 year old boomer I can tell you this, wagecucking is all about IMPRESSIONS and fooling the gullible people above you into thinking you're a stud. I wagied all through college as a bartender and it was miserable, but it taught me a shitload about how to manipulate people.
thanks brah, definitely not lying. there are people who have it way better than me, but i do consider myself lucky. i'm just getting home from work now and it's still bright and beautiful out, i may go for a bike ride shortly and will upload a view of the park if so.
Sebastian Moore
okay... oh no. i feel so bad that a nerd in their moms basement licking tendie crumbs off their soggy paper plate has some psycho antisocial perspective on life...
Ryan Bennett
Yeah I get it, and that's cool, I'm just trying to give some hope to the majority of people on here who will have to work for a living. You can live a dope life as a wagie, and we all know that 99.9% of NEETs lives are dark and sad so they project their hatred of life onto us.
Nathaniel Rivera
>sleep whenever I want wake up whenever I want >can do whatever I want whenever I want >don't have to pretend for anyone or play silly theater >don't need to respond to people I don't give a shit about >only have valuable people in my life >cook healthy meals for myself everyday with fresh ingredients >don't care about the clock >refine my trading strategy over time and enjoy ever increasing profits >can use my own bathroom and own toilet >don't have to walk around in gay town as the woods are nearby and top comfy
>wake up in log cabin 7 am >step outside, give gratitude to the universe >feed doggo, shower >get doggo in the car >27 commute to work, all backroads through woods >walk doggo around building >report to cozy office with big window, make matcha, give doggo treats >check email, sip, freewrite on gdrive >doodle/brainstorm, bang out a little copy >11am walk to dog park, big lap in the woods >11:30 browse >12:30 walk to market, make salad, grab most appealing fruit >walk back to office, wash up, don't eat till 1 because intermittent fasting > 1:30 to 5 mix of work/YouTube >head home
make six figures writing ads. it's not so bad, boys.
Jose Mitchell
Unironically this. Im on a platform team at a mid size subsidiary of a larger tech company, and aside from needing my shit done every 2 weeks there is almost no oversight. Some days I do 0 work
Angel Johnson
I do IT for a small food company. Im in the back room doing hw and studying my stocks like 75% of the time. Pretty comfy browsing pol, biz, youtube. IT is one of the chillest wage jobs.
Parker Brooks
Is this a comfy wagecuck thread? I teach in a high ranked school. Great colleagues, great kids, endless holidays. *sips*
Oliver Murphy
What is your job title? Any certs you recommend?
Mason Rivera
Yes it is.
the Mr. Goldshteins at my office literally work 50x as hard as me though and always look tired and miserable lmfao, they care so much about their companies money their life becomes very dry and painful. you neets are so out of touch. keep reading Jow Forums 24/7 and indoctrinating yourself into social-awkwardness ;D
Anthony Carter
Holy fuck this is almost 1:1 what I do. I always come in like 3 hours earlier than everyone else including my boss so that I can basically just browse Jow Forums and watch cartoons while eating breakfast. I do so much recreational internet browsing at work that when I come home I don't even power on my own comp. Just meditate and workout and shit. I feel like my boss knows that I do this too but doesn't care. I spent like 2 hours on tradingview today.
