What is biz anons opinion of strip clubs

i was visiting bernd in nyc two years ago, we took some crystal meth and went to the strip club next day. it was heaven user, sure it was the combination of meth and all them girls. glad i my cash limited days before the trip heh, good times

Sometimes I go before it gets busy in the evening. A lot of strippers are surprisingly smart and fun to talk to. Tip the bartender 5 bucks and tip the girl 20-30 bucks for 15 minutes or so of conversation.

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>paying to talk to girls

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>he pays women to have a conversation with him
Is this what omega looks like?

Be extremely careful user. People have been sent to federal prison for this. Definitely don't post about it here.
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>Paying for blue balls

I went in the past two times when I was a r9k tier virgin. Just so I could mentally prepare myself for when I lost my virginity since you can feel up the strippers in my city (well everywhere aside from the kitty).

But now you would never see me paying just to not penetrate a naked woman. It's like going to a steakhouse without being able to eat.

boring
expensive drinks
lots of creeps and wannabe hard cunts make for shitty atmosphere

last time I went to a strip club was with my dad brother and family friend
as I was walking in one of the dancers was getting into a car with her friends and I heard her say "is that user", kinda freaked me out

just be attractive and hang out on college campuses. you can talk to any girl below a 7 whenever

Oh don't worry. I'm currently on vacation and posting from a public wifi with a vpn. Good luck finding me.

You know they will suck your dick in the back for $200 right?

Never, std central.

I go there and pick up strippers all the time. I’m a rich fag chad though

You can fuck a average girl for less than that

Oh, user... you're only chance.

How did you get into that kind of work? Hide whatever details you need to.

Probably friends with drug dealers or he's been on localbtc for a while and has a trusted customer base

Hmm. I don't know, I just find high-dollar legally-gray businesses interesting. I want to larp as mafiosi one day.
I do some minor stuff but at worst I'd get a slap on the wrist, not prison.

Basically. I could mainline gorilla testicles and not quite get to beta.
Nice trips, but I'm 42, fat, and work away from home 6 days a week. Much easier to meet the college girls on seekingarrangement.

Do you do ppm or continuing sugar?

You’re gonna get v& son

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I've had similar experiences.

Strip clubs are meh for me because it's obvious the woman does not want you they just want your $. Which is a turn off.

Also seeing the old desperate men makes me sad

I believe you. you sound so cool bro

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Been a few times in the past but I'm too big of a germaphobe to enjoy it

That always happens to me
>getting a lap dance
>other strippers walk by
>I hear one of them say, "oh hes cute"
>I say "looking hot tonight girls"
>and walk away

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