/smg/ - Stock Market General

Let Mummy make you some tendies edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/tsla-market-action-2018-investor-roundtable.105308/page-1969
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochner_era
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First for /smg/ Force

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Microcap conference on monday.
Whats gonna pump?

Why do you guys keep posting the thread 20 posts early? Also here's some OC. I wonder how that user who got burned from tesla puts is doing.

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all in on AMD / VZ / RICK / ABCFF

r8

Have you all lost all your money yet?

Any ROAD holders?

Okay one more post on the Kavanaugh thing and then I'll keep it to /smg/ topic, although I believe this will have an effect on the midterm elections, and the midterm elections will definitely have an effect on the market trends.

Today during the hearing, Senator Lindsey Graham did one hell of a mic drop on the whole sham. It is a thing of beauty.

Republicans to gain seats in the midterms. Long the golden bull. That is all.

youtube.com/watch?v=zKSRUK-l7dM

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Source??

>>Jow Forums

what are you? 12? nobody gives a shit here. Trade the fucking trade. political shit is for retarded people that are easily distracted by useless garbage. KYS

teslamotorsclub.com/tmc/threads/tsla-market-action-2018-investor-roundtable.105308/page-1969
>Why do I feel like this is primarily politically motivated by oil interests...

>SEC seems fraudulent to me.
>much more than the chance that Elon is/was
>I assume no one involved in the SEC has any friends that have any interest in TSLA. that would be illegal right?

>This is my speculation: SEC is under pressure from the shorts to do something. Elon and his lawyers insist he did nothing wrong. So SEC decided to go to the court. I will continue to save cash for the next buying opportunity.

That Recoome is an un-ironic upgrade from the original.

Its somewhat related though. The more divisive a midterm the more likely the market does well typically.

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Anyway, tomorrow morning I expect about an hour of red followed by a gently rising trend for the remainder of the day on the major indices. Today's dump was as fake as the morning pump.

>politics doesn't affect markets

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50% FB portfolio user here, up 0.95% today yee yee

> Today's dump was as fake as the morning pump.
Noob here. What is this based on?

no shit politics effects the market but trying to predict it is stupid as fuck. Trade the shit after it happens. You all going to gamble on it before it happens or are you going to trade the fucking price action after happens?

I sometimes forget this thread is full of newfags

no but me was very close T_T
luckily me got control of self in time

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Wait, none of us are supposed to speculate with any portion of our portfolio? Well shit.

>trade the shit after it happens

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I'm going to overdose on reading all the TMC baggy threads tonight. this is gold.

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I believe the market hit volatility based on a few things. It is uneasiness on the part of investors rather than a sincere opinion about the direction of the trend. Quick ups and downs because everyone is nervous but, at the same time, not confident of continued sell offs either. I have no source as this is just my opinion on the trading patterns of the day.

politics is a waste of time. Trade the trade.

think you can predict shit over and over and you will see your portfolio at 0 in no time. Let me guess you been in the market for 1 year max?

A mod invented a "no gloat rule" out of thin air because of this very moment and has banned/deleted posts that called them out on their nonsense.

Lost about 20k before I learned to use a stop loss

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>think you can predict shit over and over
So every investment you've ever made isn't a prediction, but rather an objective future that you have some special insight into?

So how did you do based on this observation?

Sorry to prod, I'm just super green and trying to see why people do what from as many angles as possible.

getting into a position in the anticipation of a political event is speculation not investing.

don't confuse buying a stock for an investment with buying a stock in speculation for a political event

whats the name of that mom po?

>literally being this autistic

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You've moved the goalpost from.
>politics is a waste of time
to
>getting into a position in the anticipation of a political event is speculation not investing.
Understanding the political environment while investing is not a "speculation." Ignoring the political environment is willful ignorance, especially considering how intertwined the government is with the market.
>don't confuse buying a stock for an investment with buying a stock in speculation for a political event
Don't confuse mexican tranny cock as a better investment than your gf.

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I would say trading solely on politics is one thing, but taking it as a single factor is just playing with all the information. For instance, tariffs are political.

Exactly. A supreme court seat can play a massive role in markets.
see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lochner_era

Are there any public nuclear energy companies? IF we can nail fussion energy, that changes the game.

>literally going to lose their money thinking they can gamble on political events
GL kiddo. enjoy being part of the 90% of losers in the market thinking you can beat it.

buying before a politcal event is speculation. You are a complete newfag grim. we all know this. Trade the trade newfag.

Trade the trade. Who cares who president is? who cares what mid terms do?

Trade the upside. Trade the downside. Trade the trade.

Kavanaugh's appointment and the incoming red storm has been priced in for months newfren.

>politcal

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did you run out of normal newfag shit to respond with? Thought so. Good luck losing all your money grim.

anyone else here think that snapchat is gonna come out of the shitter, i had high hopes snap was gonna hit at least 10 bux a share but it tanked

>trade the trade
>trade the trade
>trade the trade

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how does it feel being poor?

Dividend frens please help.

>KO or PEP
>MO or PM
>TM or GM or F

Today had a lot of small order movements on the stuff I was watching, especially the big blue chippies. Sporadic order movements on level 2 (this is the extended bid/ask ledger). Usually when I see that kind of thing in combination with economic uncertainty over tariffs, the fed's interest rate hikes, yes the upcoming midterm elections in the US, and so on, I interpret it as nervousness on the part of the markets. Things don't get short term grim until you see mass algo dumps like the kind that happened back in February.

>he says as he changes his diaper

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why pick sides when you could just buy them all?

I will be looking at F/GM/TM in January if tariffs cool down

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LABU LABU

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wow another great response. Good job kiddo. Way to step up your game.

yeah fords gone down some too but im too prideful to let it go lmao

How does this never fail?

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I initially want to stick with one company per sector.

Half of them are mountain Time, so just wait a couple hours

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why are you holding onto shit?

Just holding a little for the X plan pricing, if your a truck boy, is more than enough to make up for any price drop.

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Buy PEP

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why do 90% of traders fail?

Because they listen to big five guy

Don't you know 100% of traders fail?

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So how many of you are underwater with GALT and ECR?

Because they don't put any substantial thought into trades and just fucking meme around. I work with the people who failed to save in life. Its fucking stressful as hell, all they have done is burn money and even when presented with a plan to save for their sorry broke asses they want to argue they can swing 12% on the stock market despite only losing money when they tried to play it for the past 34 years. These people are doctors, lawyers, engineers. Bright delusional idiots why refuse to exert effort in their investments or change their ways despite numerous longterm failures.

God I am so triggered

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kek just found out old forex account no completely liquidated
when USD/CAD gonna dump ;_;

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I bought 300 shares of BAC. Please tell me I'm not going to die.

I found my old one from Brexit two months ago and It for some reason still had 3k in it. Was a nice surprise.

GALT is not the same thing as ECR
Delet immediately

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lol at this point im just waiting to get back to what i originally started with and dump all this shit and start over
im in it for the long haul i keep telling myself its "gotta go back up eventually right?"

Youll probably make money

I keep telling myself "I like trucks" unless I enter a larger position I don't mind if this is halved personally.

what do you guys think about putting money into India instead of VOO/VFF?

China ETFs are too volatile but India looks pretty stable.

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LTBR

you mean they don't do any real DD

spotted part of the 90% good job kiddos.

Crazy how stupid some people are especially when they have such high degrees of education.

did i ever say they are the same?

you're holding onto SNAP and F expecting to break even? when? 10 years from now?

SNAP still has over 300million shares that have not hit the float. F has employee stock options that have been destroying the stock for years. You should really learn how to do DD

well i have other shit but i dont regulaly check them, whats dd im new to Jow Forums

>Such failure and negative returns

Spotted the big5guy, don't you have tranny's to invest in?

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GALT isn't even at the lowest it's been this month.

I'm having a comfy time making money off of selling covered calls and holding.

>following my footsteps is the equivalent of not doing any DD

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how does it feel being poor grim? really curious to know.

never once said i was Big5guy

dd means doing your own research on a company before you buy it (ie: not just buying because some user on Jow Forums told you to)

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>never once said I was Big5guy
I'm not part of this shitposting brigade right now, but if you aren't the big guy in the flesh I will fucking eat my own foot.

>never once said i was Big5guy
Well if course, your new trips have been for months now

But this is getting off topic, like a tasteful shot of your "calves"

If you're investing in S&P 500 companies, the dividends they pay out will usually be fairly insignificant in comparison to the increase in stock value in bull markets, right? Obviously they could make a difference in a bear market in terms of preventing total losses, but aren't the dividends just something to show that you're a company worth investing in?

Dividends have two purposes:
1. An Incentive to buy a stock because it isn't good enough on its won to draw investors
2. They literally don't have a better way to spend the money

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Who is this gril?

>your new trips
??

cause theyre supposed to pay you as you now own part the buisness

Are you at all concerned about their debt?

no, its expected to be high

When will ACBFF trading be reopened on robinhood?
#16 in popularity and the only thing we can do is hold or sell...no wonder its bleeding.

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>Being this fucking retarded

>When will ACBFF trading be reopened on robinhood?

That's weird. Why did Robinhood disallow buy orders on Aurora? I'm a leaf so not familiar with Robinhood and OTC strangeness.

wow another great reply. Good job. absolutely amazing how original you are.

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PRISON SECURED LOL

>leave for a few hours
>grim and the rest of the thread have thouroughly baited big5
Nice read, luv u guys

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Who is this?

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>Not knowing what dividends are for
>Being smug about your lack of understanding

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>duUede trad duh TRAD BROOO

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whats retarded about that?

sure there is more to dividends but those two points aren't too retarded.