>that Chad who takes a dump at the office at 8:15 AM
That Chad who takes a dump at the office at 8:15 AM
Luke Bennett
Ryder Taylor
Pee pee poo poo
Tyler Baker
it's impossible to be a true chad and work for a jew, at that point you're just a genetically lucky individual
Austin Bell
the same chad who also uses up the tissue roll and blocks the toilet.
Isaiah Sullivan
I've been in a stall next to one of those chads during my routing 10:00am dumps. He had on red pants and didn't even try to flush.
Nicholas Gray
>shitting at work so you can pretend to be happy as you think the company is paying you to poo
I rather poo on a loo
Liam Hughes
didn't wash his hands either
Kayden King
Probably bang an HR stacy too.
Connor Allen
half way through banging HR Stacy, he realises Stacy didnt wipe herself after her morning dump.
Nathaniel Reed
gheh gheheheghe hehe he say pee pee poo poo ghehe
Gabriel White
My shits are literally too big to use the work toilet, the risk of clogging it is too large
Brandon Harris
Not at all
If your unproductive browsing Jow Forums/Reddit all day but getting a good salary then your actually cheating the Jew
Blake Flores
this is wagie cope
enjoy having mudbutt all day
Henry Murphy
holy fuck i cant stop laughing
James Russell
>one ply toilet paper
Putting that stuff in the toilets should be a human rights violation
Jayden Fisher
chad shit, showered, and shaved by 7AM
Isaac Evans
Hahahahaha look at this fucking tool who fell for this.
>If I sit at home playing video games all day instead of interacting with people then the Jews can't win haha!
Jason Hughes
>that Chad who shits in the bin
Xavier Flores
>That Chad who shits out the window while making Bird noises
Robert Price
based
Camden Parker
>worked at a gym in high school
>just before closing one evening took a massive dump in the secondary smaller bathroom
>get up to flush
>water is rising
>oh shit.jpg
>dumb teenager, don’t know how to unclog toilet
>extremely hot 23 year old girl is desk girl who I’m closing with
>”someone clogged the toilet”
>we go in the bathroom
>hot ass girl starts unclogging my shit with a plunger
>she unclog the shit
>”whew...some people huh”
I wonder if she knew
Jace Parker
I took a GIRTHY shit because my diet is so high in fiber, had to fish through the garbage and find a stick-like object to break the log apart it was so fat, didn't even fit in the toilet hole
Jeremiah Jenkins
I poop every day at the same time for 20 minutes, it's the best way to start my day, getting paid money to literally shit.
Xavier Phillips
fpbp
Jason White
>not shitting right in the middle of the elavator and the area where the doors close
>not shitting behind doorstops
>not shitting in the angle curve of steps
>not shitting on people's car wheels from the top
>not shitting 1cm away from the toilet door
It's like you don't actually want a raise. How will your manager know you get around and are active in the office if you don't leave clues everywhere?
Ryder Richardson
>that chad who takes my cock up his ass at the office at 8:30 AM
Adrian Ramirez
DEVILISH
Ryan Hall
I use that life hack
Save all my shits for work that way it’s a profitable activity
Evan Roberts
Based and redpilled
Grayson Rodriguez
>some madman at work shat on the floor in the bathroom
>to this day nobody knows who did it
Grayson Howard
>haha peepeepoopoo meme is still funny haha
Zachary Anderson
cringe and blupilled
Jaxon Morris
Taking one that early needs you to really forethink the decision of taking a shit
It's almost an insult to the company, like:
>"I could choose to shit in my own home but I choose to shit HERE"
Lucas Walker
Camden Morris
Pee pee poo poo was meant as a normie deterrent to stop normies from taking over Pepe like they do every other meme
It should no longer be used because it was superseded by all the sundry Nazi Pepes, thus proving that the broad populace is able to stomach shit and urine flavored memes, but not anything having to do with Nazism
Anyway because this meme is clearly ineffective it should be retired.
Ryan Lopez
Ryder Flores
>that chad who comes to work 45 mins early to take a dump
Tyler Adams
I unironically do this every day, like clockwork
Elijah Perry
That is me
Matthew Johnson
Even since iphones its become harder to find an open stall. Now everyone just sits on the toilet for like 15 minutes playing on their phone. I also feel like with open offices, its become stressful and annoying to just sit at your desk. Being in the stall is pretty much the only place you have for any solitude all day
Luis Lewis
I don't want to shit at the office, but when i'm in the train at the morning I always get cramps. So when I arrive at 8:45 I always run to the toilet to take a shit. Luckily never clogged the toilet
Ethan Johnson
>That Chad that jerks off in his office twice a day.
Nathan Williams
>wagecuck thread
>‘I shit everyday 40 minutes so they pay me to poop haha‘
wagecucks are pathetic
Bentley Bell
I always get paid to shitpost for 7+h a day too
Chase Jones
>interacting with people
socializing with normalfags meme hurrdurr
Nolan Morales
>not shitting at home and then cleansing your asshole with the handshower attachment while showering for the day