What does Jow Forums think of the military? Easiest way to make it?

christian girls love mentally broken men who'll eventually lose their temper and beat their partners to death.

The only dude in this pic who could possibly be ad is front and center, and there’s no way he’s a 2bar... corporal at best

ummm that's kinda scary

2011-2015 marine here. Its ok, I got out with a car and $30k saved up, not bad for younger guys that are unsure what they want to do in life. GI Bill is pretty nice, and I get $800 a month for disability (normal wear and tear).

I would suggest joining the air force, especially during war time. Reminder that only combat MOS's risk death or dismemberment.

Also, to no surprise, women and niggers are by far the worst part of the military.

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Enjoy saluting a woman you massive faggot. Cucks that put up with that shit is why I no longer respect modern military.

NPC tier bullshit sponsored by theft

Army national guard is the ticket. I went in in 2013. Set back 1 year of college. Getting out next August. No deployments but they still paid half my college. Other half was scholarship.

Yes it is annoying when 80iq sergeants command you to do dishes for several drills in a row. On the plus side it’s only 2 days a month and it gave me 800$ per month in pocket change while in school.

Once you graduate college gtfo

the goy lashes out in rage

I mean if you're a absolute poorfag then go for it. No one else in their right mind would join the military

He's just mad because the only thing carrying him through each day is the fact that all his family and friends outside the army think he does cool missions and shoots guns all day. While the reality is he salutes a woman and lets a 5'2 roastie and a nigress boss him around all day.

No one in their right mind would get 30-150k in student debt for undergrad. Yet here we have the “student loan crisis”. Military is preferable to the alternatives.

Plus employers and mba schools love it if you’re into those things. You gain coveted minority status as a vet.

Graduate ranger, airborne, and air assault school then you can speak. Until then being 11b doesn't mean shit, private.

ps ranger school isn't that bad.

>You gain coveted minority status as a vet.

The higher rates of vet suicide, addiction and homelessness would suggest otherwise. Don't believe the hype

Lol

>he fell for the jew meme

unironically true

>t.marine sniper

GOOD
GOY

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...What is your definition of make it?

I personally have thoughts concerning all these things but I think it is correlation not causation. Military attracts poor people with ADD which are basically incompatible with modern society (sit here, work on this, blah blah) so that is what causes the higher rates, not the military pump and dump

>Graduate ranger, airborne, and air assault school then you can speak.

God I wish I was American. When I decided to try basic there was none of this shit. It was literally just roastie worship and for your whole career you are a dumb grunt basically a glorified tradesmen or even worse, you are the fucking henchman of a 007 movie just sitting around guarding a base or someshit. No opportunity to do anything cool unless you wanted to make the special forces team which literally every guy who joined had their eyes on and it's such a small team and you have to go through years of roastie worship and feminism indoctrination to even be able to do the spec ops selection.

Fuck I hate being in a socialist western shithole. Modern military is cucked as fuck but at least the Americans still have a someone decent military at the higher levels and you can do all these courses and then become Airborne, Rangers or you can even just straight up join Marines from the getgo. There are no chances like that anywhere else, it's just basic infantry or spec ops no inbetween.

When I joined in 2007 they literally gave me whatever the fuck I wanted in my 4 year contract, but that was during the peak of the war in the middle east. Now it's nearly impossible unless you sign a contract for 8 years or something. It's even hard to get into the infantry now. But its just plain weird to think about being the military with nothing going on right now. I don't think I would last.

>literally an NPC
lol

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I am, fuck the conscription. I head out this december

Pathetic

Nuke here. 100% service connected and get nyc bah. Having veteran on your resume is like a cheat code

Every picture of them she makes this dead face. She wants to out of it so bad but... the attention she gets for doing it is too sweet.

Don't join the military unless you plan on being an officer. If you're going to be a grunt just get a civilian job in trades or something. Way less stress and bullshit for doing the same thing.

this user gets it

1% of 10% ever engage the enemy, less than 20% are injured. Pretty unlikely unless you're literally a grunt. 90% of military personal are non-combat.

>get paid ridiculous compared to qualifications
>half your income is tax free
>split rent 5 ways, save and invest nearly $100k in a 6 year contract
Know a guy who did that, played it smart, bought a house in cash the day he separated and hasn't worked a day since. Yes, the military is the easy way, if you're smart enough to game it. I was not.

If by making it you mean saving up enough to buy a house and a rental property and having a small retirement income for the rest of your life in exchange for 20 short years of wagecucking with better benefits then yes.

Become a Katusa lol, those guys don’t do shit

air force if you're smart
navy if you're not
army if you're dumb
marine if you're retarded

whatever man my 5 friends that went, 2 came back in wheelchairs and the others are fucking heroin addicts now. all for that 35k a year check

Can't blame her for even one radioactive decay of an atom of polonium

blood sacrifice in exchange for more shekels goyim

Was thinking about joining the Navy. Can't find a job with my mech E degree because no experience. Not sure if it's a good idea though.

I’ve seen much better outcomes.. then again, seen much worse as well

Coast guard if you are 200 IQ.

People in the USA army have a higher chance of death by suicide than by combat. This alone should tell you to not go to the army. Not sure on individual EU armies. Some of them might actually have pretty good living conditions + salaries.

merchant marines

Yeah I applied for katusa since i was a uni student in US. Where were u serving?

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