/smg/ - Stock Market General

Bow season starts tomorrow edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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>ECR
Please tell me this shit will moon soon or I’ll gonna go crazy

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first for second

anime

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Thanks for baking.
Up and down day, up 1.5%. Anyone have any good news?

Buy LABU and FAS

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First good day in a while. 4% off UWT. I'll be betting DWT soon because it just went down 8% in 2 days. Probably correct itself by Monday.

>It's for you

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Why was amd falling? Not mad because amd has been a goodboy but what gives

Where were YOU today when USLV jumped 9 %?

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I need to re-string my crossbow and make sure it's sighted in this weekend. I want to fill both of my doe tags during archery season this year and put some meat in the freezer. Soon it'll be time for homemade deer jerky.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

And that Texas user is full austist with starting new threads #:^)

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no stinky chinkies

>>GREEN

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fas and labu are american stocks

I don’t bow hunt and have only hunted deer once. My thing was waterfowl. I rage quit that a few years ago after spending shit tons of money and not seeing a damn thing. Been having the urge to get back into it though.
Somebody did give me an old ass bow last month and I think I’m gonna turn it in to a bow fishing rig.
Been bored at work the last few weeks lol

so far it’s probably just normal market forces, just keep an eye on it

there was no catalyzing event or anything from AMD itsself just the market got spooked

KHC double bottom
everything is fine

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bows are over readed

What are the cheapest meme stocks?

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SPY in the id Green Day Green Day

ROAD

Ive seen that happen. Someone sells a few ten thousand at 20 cents under, more people try to sell then people buying and suddenly you have a dip for no reason. Ones I've seen correct themselves in 30 minutes tops though.

>the transsexual likes to hunt
I’m ok with this

Buy TQQQ
And UDOW

just use a rifle like a normal person
1 shot = one kill

and less of a chance to pierce their gut, and being easy to dress in general

the smell of a pierced intestines/colon is horrible

deer and bear hunting is better, more meat, with less lead used

not really, bow season begins over a month before gun season, so you get first choice
plus you can bow hunt when your two years younger too

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Please post movie night suggestions, I don't know what to watch

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Spirited Away for dem feels

Ella Cinders

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nvm there was news Intel says their supply problems are sorted or something

top kek Chinese stocks today.

Elk and mountain goat and the patrician game

Bowfishing is fun. I have a buddy who worked at a coal power plant in Fairfield and would bow fish the tilapia on lake Fairfield.

I've never hunted waterfowl before, I mainly hunt deer and wild hogs. My girlfriend's dad is a huge duck hunter and is taking me to his lease in Stuttgart Arkansas this year for my first duck hunting trip. Waterfowl hunting seems like a pretty deep rabbit hole to fall into once you start buying all the decoys, calls, waders, nicer shotguns, expensive ass non lead shotshells, etc. I don't really see the appeal but since all I have to do is bring my ass and my shotgun this trip I'll gladly give it a go.

Wall Street :)

Nightcrawler because I've been suggesting it for like 3 weeks

Alternatively
youtube.com/watch?v=7B3AR0UnIHQ

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Trainspotting is also pretty good

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Rifle season doesn't start until November and I can't shoot doe during rifle season (except for Thanksgiving weekend) because the landowner didn't apply for any doe permits. You can legally kill doe during archery season without a doe permit for the property so that's what I'm gonna do. I hunt during rifle season too but usually just for a buck.

Euro rally was short lived as said. Looks like italy crisis is back, this currency will not survive eventually it will blow up like emergin markets. S&P again refuses to close red

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East Texas (at least my area) used to be crawling with bear but they were hunted to extinction in the early 1900s. I think the last one was killed in the 30s.
I should’ve got my ex to take me elk hunting in the wasatch before I dumped her ass
>hunting the flooded timber
Living the dream.
Waterfowl is a huge rabbit hole. Geese even more so. My dad was in to hunting dove so it was an easy crossover though.

also after a buck.

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Fight Club, because it's all been a while since we have seen it and it's a cult classic.

>>/pol

kek would never hunt with gun, way too ez
but bows too ez also

me only hunt with dog and knife

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let's have a fun weekend famalam

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SYN is going up again! Get in while you can, fgts

Man I just want to double my money again on a stupid weed stock.

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Wall Street
Escanaba in da moonlight

Elk, and Fox are patrician
Cougars are fun too

goats are dumb
youtube.com/watch?v=59QBOO6m210&t=0m33s

ha, Michigan is paradise for hunting
half the rural schools are closed on opening season, because no kids show up

>>me only hunt with dog and knife
then the black bear would win, or i'd lose my doggo friend

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you cant hunt ducks with a knife

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American Psycho or go to sleep

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We've already watched American Psycho

>East Texas (at least my area) used to be crawling with bear but they were hunted to extinction in the early 1900s. I think the last one was killed in the 30s.
Really? I was thinking west but west is pretty much desert and there are no bears in the desert at least that I'm aware of.

also Taxi Driver

to be fair, only like 5 people did

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Sleepy time then

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CRON next week.

Pi

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I can't believe I sold my OGEN shares at $0.85
SUFFOCATION NO BREATHING DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING

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I don't really understand some people's hangups about using a gun to hunt with. Some people say shit like "it's just not fair" or "it takes no skill". Predator-prey match ups in the wild are usually pretty far from "fair" from the prey animal's perspective. I'm more into the butchering and cooking aspect of the hunting experience than the actual hunting part, the method used to harvest the animal doesn't matter all that much to me.

Hop in on TRUL with me bb

What makes you say this?

Why is everyone trading options all of a sudden? What the fuck

>Predator-prey match ups in the wild are usually pretty far from "fair" from the prey animal's perspective.
the only unfair fight is a fight you lose

and true, hunting is more about getting blackout drunk and playing euchre in the woods for days, clutching your rifle while hungover each morning hoping the squirrels will shut up so you can shoot a deer

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power hour is about to begin
the last power hour until monday

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They're actually starting to catch some black bears on game cameras in the river bottoms in East TX again. The game wardens and tpwd are starting to do community outreach programs to educate landowners and hunters about them to try and keep the bubbas from shooting them on sight. Hunting them is illegal since the population is so low.

Fuck squirrels. They chewed my seat cushion on my tree stand to shreds last year.

PUMP EET

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TRUL

Just got a OTC ticker so burgers can trade it now

>INTC
What the fuck? They are a joke compared to competitors.

>invested 17k in Facebook stock
>hold for weeks on end
>goes down
>50m accounts breached today
>fuck it sell everything
>buy puts
>stock going up

FML

Stop trying to time the market. Buy and hold is the way to go.

Yea I was reading that. Great to hear

POWER HOUR. DON'T LET ME DOWN, SON.

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make it all back by buying GBR

God damn been doing good the whole year too, been downhill for months and now in the negative ALL

I told people about Oge like two days ago, and it shot up a bit ago.
Supposedly it could climb higher by nexg week due to two important meetings on Monday and Tuesday

If someone set up an international options markets, where instead of share it was just the value as if you sold right after, how would someone claim taxes on it? Would it just be income tax? I see no reason a major banking system couldn't find it and if they took 1% off each trade income they would be filthy rich. Hell just the $6 from normal trade would make tons of money.

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Wave count and 20/50

*ogen

What are some good stocks that might beat the s&p 500 for the next few years?

I have stock market index fund. I'm looking for a few individual stocks.

good thing i sold SYN

kek me have only been on hunt once, and it was with a dude who was hog exterminator, so it was more like hogging
anyways he only used doggo and big knife

it was very impressive for watch, the dogs would corner the hogs, big scary hogs too, and the guy would... attack the thing like Brock Samson

>I'm more into the butchering and cooking aspect
yes, you have the right idea, because what you are participating in when "hunting" with a gun is slaughter

screw this ;_;
CAD was on its way to .80 but then dollar spiked

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I sold my 2 TSLA stocks and bought 11 SBUX. I bought TSLA at $262 and sold it at $265. Couldn't hold those bags any longer.

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So you made a profit. Why are you crying.

If you profit you made out good

So you own in stocks what I made today... Do you have a job?

People here look like they are always afraid to buy stocks because they don't have a damn clue as to the logic why they are buying them
When you know why and have an idea of the price target, everything becomes more sereine

Went from $110 to $6 in 48 hours. I've only been trading since July and this feel is foreign to me. I do not feel like I have won.

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stop day trading and start position trading

I'm an 18 year old college student. I worked at a pub for 2 years and wanted to invest some of my savings. I know it's pennies to you guys.

That's why I don't even look at stuff I don't know what will happen with. I like trading off public emotion. Options pre and post ER are great.

That's why I bought SBUX. Dividends are my fren.

Man, that's great and I'm looking forward to being able to hunt them again when their population grows enough. God this is an awesome state, God bless Texas!

zerohedge.com/news/2018-09-28/bofa-bans-penny-stocks-customers-no-longer-allowed-buy-or-sell-securities-below-5

>penny stocks are illiquid and can be easily manipulated for fraudulent purposes

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Ask yourself if the time invest is worth it. Maybe just study up instead of trading and wait for when you get money to trade. I spend a few hours a day watching the market. I'm doing other things too but that's $60 a day in time invested. If you aren't making $10 an hour watching maybe learnings a better thing until you have the money. Spending a week to make $5 is depressing. The 520 from today was from 3 days of watching and buying when I thought it would go up a few percent.

It's pennies to literally everyone.

Should've saved that "savings" for your next grocery run and grabbed some extra Mr. Noodles this time.

kek, just wait until you have your first big loss. When you wake up one morning and you're suddenly deep in the red it feels like someone kicked you in the stomach and knocked the wind out of you.

I agree, but I feel like throwing around the couple of hundred dollars that I can afford to lose is a better incentive to keep me interested. Plus, $5 is better than what the bank's giving me.

Well that's dumb.

That was my second day of investing. My first day I made 450 and then lost 600 the next. After that I promised myself not to touch something I didn't know about. Biggest loss since was 280. Well I made 560 one day then lost it all. The next day those position made me a grand but that's like cheating.