Work in smaller company

>work in smaller company
>paid lower than the market rate, but boss is cool and work environment is good
>they always said they'd make it up to us when the company hits its stride
>get called into my boss' office a few minutes ago
>user, i just got off the phone with HR
>oh shit, what did i do?
>and we got approval to give you raise
>officially broke the $100k a year marker
>happy
>already thinking about how to spend my money

How do you anons keep from spending all your money on stupid shit? I'm already thinking about getting a new PC and buying a Corvette.

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MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

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honestly bro thats a nice ass company u work for if they follow through like that

Put some of that money back into the company? Buy something that will make everyone's day a little bit brighter.
Like a comedy book, or a DIY one for the lounge room

Ask your boss first tho

>Getting a new pc
>Getting a new car
Waste that money aye?

Yeah that's the best idea. If I was OP I would buy the companies stocks if possible

stop charging at the truck stop for a few days
good way to get new customers when they hear about the sale

based

Sauce on girl

Based

>100k / year
>corvette

Some people are meant to be poor

she looks like a female chloe grace moretz.

but with tits.

Have savings taken out of your paycheck before you get it

cool story. i was in a similar position... until i realized i was getting paid below minimum wage and my boss was siphoning money for vegas trips.

>I'm already thinking about getting a new PC and buying a Corvette.

This has to be a larp

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obligatory

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>and buying a Corvette

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last two lines don't flow wh*Teboi
try
UNTIL MY BELLY'S FULL AND HAPPY
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY

Based

I guess you're resigned to being a wageslave for the rest of your life? How old are you?

Consider yourself incredibly lucky for that follow through. When I was in same position they fired me before receiving my bonus then went under 3 months later... fucking bastards.

i wish i could relate

>can't get job after undergrad
>go to grad school and get phd
>get a shit underpaying job thanks to a former lab mate from grad school
>hate the job and continue applying elseywehre
>if i'm luck, i get a phone interview once every few months
i'm think about just going into trades. as is, i'm just making cunts that do nothing all day but go to meetings and fuck around rich while i slave away. at least if i got into trades after a year or two i can start my own company without some useless cunt piggybacking of my work.

Kek, this never gets old

came to say this

MILKY LOVE

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Wait, HR gives raises? Is that how it works?

David?

This pic is so damn old I heard " EPIC WIN" looking at it.

Hey OP! in similar situation except waiting to have that next conversation. Re-negotiating during our peak season in a couple months. have pretty good salary as an analyst, but they said they want to give me a lot more. Congrats tho!!

What thread is this from originally? I hope posters like these are still kicking around here.