>work offshore for 1 year
>come home
>no gf
>already have house
>can't drive and don't need vehicle
>don't know anything about the trading market but my friend told me to invest in something
>bought this lump of gold for 39 727$
Pic related, the exact model. What's my next move? Not joking, I'm absolutely clueless.
>inb4 shove it in your ass
eat it in ever more inventive streak of dishes
lick it, if it tastes funny, buy something else
finger it all day like I did when I bought a gold ounce.
It was pretty cool honestly it actually inspired my NEET ass to get a job because it felt like real money instead of this paper crap
Turn into Cuban link chain
Sell to nigger rapper for 500% mark up
>step 1. Hide it and never tell anyone you own physical gold.
Shit user you already goofed.
>What's my next move?
Now just buy a second gold bar. Then shove it in your ass faggot
>What's my next move?
You hodl it in your own safe you bought, right after you announced on facebook, that you now own a single gold bar, which you store below your matress in the guestroom.
This. Nigs love bling and normies throw huge amounts of money into their grills so they can buy overpriced shitty things only nigs and arabs could find good-looking
This is exactly what I thought about at first but I'm too concerned about the jewish jewellers pulling some stunt after sensing my incompetence.
Please explain why you can't drive ;)
Now you trade it for Bitcoin, because real gold is a pain in the ass and digital gold is still undervalued. Do your own research. You're welcome.
See how good the chocolate is.
the whole point of taking physical PM is that you hold it for a while, like years - decades. You need to stash it somewhere safe. Also, make sure it's real. Large bars are notorious for being tungsten with gold plating. Next time buy coins like krugs or eagles.
>What's my next move?
You drill into it or cut it into pieces to see if it has a tungsten bar in the middle. Unfortunately common among large gold bars.
Don't do this or you definitely lose your investment. Just hope that your buyer doesn't do it either.
>falling for boomer memes like gold
Almost every one of the worlds richest investors have a portfolio overweighted with defensive stocks and a sizable cash position. What makes you believe your investment will return more with less risk?
Can't they test it with ultrasound instead of drilling it?
lol dubmass trades guy falling for the gold meme instead of actual flexible income generating investments
the only reason you would ever go into trades instead of IB/management consulting is if you're stupid (sub 100 iq)
that's RAD, congratulations!
>envious
t. boomer
Buy some platinum.
hope the gold you bought was legit. fake bars are a real problem atm
What kind of off shore job?
How did you get the job?
How much did you make?