Does this be a good investment in sheeit.
Gib money
Ethan Jones
Eli Torres
i just bought a few buttplugs instead
Thomas Perry
One ticket can't hurt. The people that spend $20/day on this have gambling addictions though
Carter Campbell
Just buy booze instead...
Luke Howard
The odds are extremely fucking slim of you ever winning the lottery but if you don't have a ticket in your pocket, your chances are 0.
Brody Wood
I bought one ticket. It costs 2 dollars. The fuck is this nigger shit? It used to cost 1dollar per ticket. Anyway its fun just thinking about what if
Ethan Mitchell
watching the lottery number callout when you have a lottery ticket is already more exciting than some movies I have paid 5x that cost to watch in the theatre
so really you're paying $1-$3 to be entertained, with a small bonus that in an exceedingly rare circumstance you might change your life
Logan Ramirez
>watching the number callout
Hello grandpa, your nursing home doesn't block the 4chins?
Luis Ramirez
It's called the poor tax. It's the small chance of hope you can have each week or month. Just don't abuse it and think you're going to win, just enjoy the nice thoughts of "what if" from that 1 ticket.
Gavin Roberts
I'm suprised there's not more people on here into betting on horse races. Factoring in all the different aspects of things is a lot of fun, kinda like researching crypto or stocks.
Camden James
>Be me
>Got extremely lucky in 2017 by getting in in 2013
>Figure why not, buy 10,000 lottery numbers by calling the regional lotto office
>Pick up two boxes of lotto scratch off cards
>Have 2 whole days blocked off on my calendar
>Me and my mates are going to be drinking whiskey and opening lotto cards
>And apparently going to pay for schools n roads n sheeit
>I'mokwiththis.jpg
Top payout 2.6 million
Brody Sanchez
Yeah, Jamal, it's a great investment.
David Baker
if you don't win you can always sue them for carpal tunnel
Carter Foster
Why did she get fake tits maaaaaan I wish she didn't ruin
Samuel Ward
You can buy them, but the money should come out of your entertainment budget. Never food, fuel, utilities, etc.
Angel Wright
This is better gambling. Stop tossing away your money on ridiculous longshots and bet ponies.
Bet everything to show. Every once in a while there's a race where every horse has shit odds. Bet on all of them, it's basically a guaranteed win.
Jonathan Lopez
This. I've never played the lotto, but people just need to recognise that it's entertainment - not investment.
If you like playing the game, then pay money for it. But don't expect that you'll ever actually profit from it.
Thomas Hall
Additional horse meme tip. Odds change as people bet prior to the race starting. They predictably bet on "sure things" like 2:1 or 3:1 odds. Their payouts get worse before the race starts. Bet on horses with odds that look bad but actually aren't, especially fractional odds like (11/3):1 which will be read as shitty because of the 11 but are actually good. It is 3.67:1.
Evan Gonzalez
I live 10 minutes away from Keeneland. It's literally heaven on earth. They have booths set up full of "betting pros" to give normies misleading tips on "oh this horse did pretty well in the mud one time" "Oh this jockey has never lost on horses from so-and-so farm"
Easy money aside it's sun dress heaven
Henry Sanders
Lol get a load of this boomer who still watches TV
Andrew Cooper
Pretty much all tips are bogus, you can't predict this shit. I focus more on risk/reward. What do I stand to gain with this bet I'm making, is it enough to justify that risk, and am I betting on too much of a longshot? The best thing ever is when good horses' odds change before the race so your possible payout increases. As a rule, I start the season with $100. If I lose it all I'm finished. Don't want to end up a degenerate.
Saratogian here.
Funny watching roasties try to stand in heels for hours in the heat lmfao.
Jason Brooks
Im not far from there, been a couple times, any advice on betting
Justin Gray
Find stats in the program that disagree with current odds. And watch the horses walk the paddock. Some of the low odds horses will be cocky as fuck and faster than the program.
Isaac Moore
Only the Daily 3.
Ryan Campbell
Oh also exotics are fucking memes. The same people that bet trifectas rely on TA for their shitcoin charts
Nicholas Reed
>sheeeeit
>white hand holding the ticket
kys m8