Invest $100 in crypto

>invest $100 in crypto
>stays stagnant for 2 months
>invest $250 in actual stocks
>make $350 profit in 2 days
cmon cryptokiddies, just take the time to learn about stocks and stop investing your life savings in memes

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make larp in x days

Yeah? Let's see if you're still laughing when the SEC classifies your stocks as securities

what are you 12 with these lunch money amounts.

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>invest $100 in crypto 5 years ago
>make 350k in profit
sorry you missed the train, sucks to be you

>robin hood
lel

cope

>paying brokerage fees because of memes
not gonna make it brah

can you give me some advice for robinhood? some stocks to look into

goodluck filing those daytrade taxes

The ones with the highest risks have the highest rewards. I do options trading and just look for popular companies that hit an all-time low or high and buy a call of put respectively. In the end it's all gambling, 2 days ago I lost $500 and today I made it back with $150 in profit

Good luck with being put on a government watchlist for potential extremists

I'm a college student I don't have much disposal money laying around, but I have 500 bucks just sitting in the bank doing nothing. Is it worth it to throw it into stocks? I was thinking about getting a drip stock thing going, but is it worth doing at just 500?

>be with a broker which sells your trade data so hft firms can take the other side
>think you can ever win this way
you're all fucking retarded if you don't know how brokers work. even stupid fucking retard brokers like plus500 are forced to put "80% of people lose their money" on their advertisements
just find a fucking real broker, there are some who are not in it to fuck you over but just provide a service.

did you buy a meme option and get lucky?

Facebook puts from a week ago that blossomed because of yesterday's exploits

What's going on here? What's a Facebook put?

>bragging about a 2x on $100
weak sauce user

Learn about stocks? Just position yourself in companies that are doing buy backs big time and in ones that the feds are pumping with freshly printed money.

faggot

If you're really that poor why are you playing around with investing? You have bigger fish to fry, don't worry about making a few cents. It's not wise for you to do this.

Wow nice.
I have a similar story : one day I got lucky at the roulette, I made $500.

Hey get out of this shit and learn about how the big boys make money

> $350 profit

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Ahhhhh IGC, well done :)

>invest in bear market
>make little or no money, or lose money
>invest in bull market
>make money

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Sorry Mr. Goldstein, Gen Z isn't going to buy your bags.

That was a joke you actual nigger

So what stock did you buy at what day and what was your exit price?
Why do I have a feeling that you were using 100x leverage?