You can't make this shit up.
You can't make this shit up
Adrian Nguyen
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Carson Allen
most of his disasters seem to stem from elon being coaxed into shit stuff by ill-willed people
>smoking pot -> rogan
>private purchase -> el goblina gf
Gavin Brooks
Tesla is an absolute joke, in any sane company he would have been removed immediately
Austin Morris
>dumped all his tesla stock
>purposely crashes tesla with no survivors
>buys all the stock
>rebuilds with more money from the government
BASED AND REDPILLED
Benjamin Price
hahahahaha you really can't
Xavier Scott
When you date someone much younger than you; you start acting young to compensate for being a boomer. Peers will think you are crazy
T. Gf is 19 and i am 30
Carter James
Grimes is also 30. She's not a kid.
Levi Jones
Yeah but Musk is 78
Gavin Smith
Gonna wait till he memes again, share prices tank further and then I'll buy up a bunch of shares.
His business model hasn't changed, it's literally just him taking the piss the that has been tanking his stocks.
Cap this.
Landon Morgan
30 is still a kid now
David Moore
>who’s skateboard
I’m not
Angel Campbell
This
Gabriel Wright
funnily enough he was removed from decision making roles in paypal
Brody Scott
>"Why?"
kek
Carter Allen
Be traveling across the galactic empire if not for Grimes
Easton Watson
To old to be a kid, to old/poor be a full adult.
Seriously coming into age during this time period I think will be looked back by historians as on of the most socially turbulent for personal development in the history of man.
Noah Stewart
He's beyond us all. He's like an adult taking care of a bunch of children who don't know they will destroy themselves in the next 100 years. Yet he himself is very naive and child like so some of the children can convince him to do dumb shit sometimes.
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The beautiful ones are already here. Humanity is fucked if we don't expand we have to make rapid advancements in our technology. Space X, The Boring Company, Tesla, Neuro One. The man is trying to save the human race.
Matthew Cooper
Grimes is fucking ugly ffs
William Ross
>to old/poor be a full adult
>too old to be an adult
what did you mean by this
Lucas Wood
It always surprises me how fucking beta Elon Musk actually is even with all his achievements.
I read an interview in which he admitted he still thought about his ex every single bed while lying in bed alone. His ex at the very same time was dating some young millionaire and probably getting fucked by him on the daily.
Now he endangers his business for another thot?
Gavin Clark
That is a part of his unique personality. If he was just an average chad and had success in high school he wouldn't come up with all these projects. Maybe his REAL deep-seated prime motivation isn't colonizing Mars for the sake of colonizing Mars and expanding humanity but overcompensating for his past. I've read that he was bullied at school or something. Now he just wants to transform himself into an apex trans-alpha superchad to make up for his lost youth.
Ian Wood
Typo, meant to say young. As in because of things like the internet and social media we live in a pretty much extended state of adolescences not quite maturing to where previous generations would be at our current age.
Mason Bell
failed to post this!
Angel Butler
He's aspie. Don't be so hard on him brahs.
Elijah Powell
lol what a nigger
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she looks like she smells bad too
William Miller
>probably getting fucked by him on the daily
>probably
You mean to tell me that even if you're a perfect white young millionaire a woman can refuse to mate with you daily? This is very unnerving.
Nathaniel Jones
Fucked on daily.
Perfect example of Jow Forums Jow Forums newspeak
Joshua Walker
>He's a billionaire
Adam Howard
>Gonna wait till he memes again, share prices tank further and then I'll buy up a bunch of shares
And continue to tank and continue to tank and continue to tank...
At some point, you realize you "hodl" the share. With no dividend and no right to speak of: what is the difference between a shitcoin and Tesla shares?
William Collins
Leo Gutierrez
BINGO
Xavier Jenkins
What the fuck is that?
Mason Powell
>Why are you, you?
Michael Nelson
Carson Reyes
god shes so fucking hot