Am I too old to be here?

I admit im 46 years old. I find my peers to be annoying 401k FB posting normies and feel comfortable shooting the shit on Jow Forums. I do feel old through in most crypto chats when I realize everyone is under 30. When people ask I lie and say im really old and that im early 30's.

Is it ok I stay or should I leave now?

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zoomers will always need boomers for advice

You are a hero, user. Don’t leave us.

Don't worry Mark, most of the larping Jow Forums faggots claim to be in their 20s but are actually much older. I'm 37 and probably one of the younger shit posters here.

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I'm 36 and if I get to 46 I'll probably still visit this shithole

Please fucking leave, boomers are bad enough, but boomers who think 'they're different from those other lame-os' are the fucking worst. Sure you'll agree on a few things here and there, you'll maybe learn a few 'catchphrases' like 'based and redpilled' but then you'll just say something totally fucking stupid and boomer-y.

Like 'shooting the shit with you guys', or 'women am I right? can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em', or 'ladies really love a bit of confidence, here's what ya gotta say', or 'man i wish i had more money to go travelling'. The whole purpose of Jow Forums is a containment board for the borderline schizophrenic ramblings of immensely frustrated young people who only derive satisfaction from berating and belittling other people and from autistically arguing about the minutiae of things.

People like you are and all your boomer friends are killing this site. The other day someone fucking interjected a thread with 'you guys are being a bit mean to OP, i think he has a good point' like holy shit.

at 46 you better have at least $1m

Post cock. How much of the LINK's do you own?

30 year old boomer here. Nah user the zoomers need us to survive their tfw no gf Mcjob bullshit. we are their anchors.

BOOOOOMER

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Over 30 here. Why do you think the boomer memes hit us all so hard lol. The thing with biz is everyone is equally hated so we're all equal or some shit like that. you will make it.

I'm 28 and have posted on here since 2007.

I will probably still post here when I'm your age. Once you are here, you are LITERALLY here forever.

The impression I get is that most people on here are about 30+. Alot of the Jow Forums boomer threads have references that are early 90s some late 80s there is very few 00s references which would be ages around 25-29. Arrogant, know it all posts are mostly Zoomers who are experiencing their first market cycle. I think the 25-29 bracket are wasting their time trying to be youtubers/twitch streamers/political centrists and posting on Jow Forums. Nearly everyone in my circle IRL who is in crypto heavily is 38 -45.

stay man. I'm 38, but not into crypto. just lurking.

Yeah the zoomers mostly don't have any money to loze (sorry 'invest') in crypto so the only ones we get are trust fund babbies and invasions from other boards.

hiya. I'm 35. I gamble on biopharma and weed shit stocks. Once upon a time i was an art student with a dream. Now i work part time as a meter maid and part time day trading. Let the good times roll.

It's ok boomer

By 46 you're expected to have been successfully ground down to NPC wageslave who's given up hope of a better life. I hope I'm still open and curious about new ideas when I am 46. I'm 27 and it feels like the more time passes the narrower the range of acceptable actions/words/thoughts becomes. Everyone is trending towards the same life and the same narrow range of talking points and opinions while becoming increasingly sceptical and hostile toward anything outside this narrow cone.

Investing in anything other than your pension (I guess this is what you mean by 401k, UK here) is strictly taboo. No one has the balls or even creativity to invest in something as "risky" and untested as Bitcoin - let alone low market cap shitcoins. The only time these people will invest in crypto is when institutions tell them it's ok and set them up a nice safe crypto pension fund for them to take a fat comission for doing nothing.

Even investing in something like gold or silver would be regarded as eccentric here because most people can't conceive of the possibility that GBP/USD/fiat currency isn't all it's cracked up to be. The possibility that governments aren't these omniscient or even benevolent institutions that have their best interests at heart isn't something most people have even considered. They're so inured by this system that they get offended by any opinions outside the narrow cone described above

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Most of us oldfags are in their 30's and 40's.

Before Jow Forums there was Newgrounds and Something Awful.

Lets all stay and invite our boomer friends so this tard leaves. Best way to make something not lit for a teen is to invite their dad.

lol im 21 and feeling old sometimes

I‘m 19 years old and hold enough Link to make it

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You're 46, and you use the word "normie"? That's like an old fart driving a Corvette during his mid-life crisis to stave off the juggernaut of the encroaching twilight years.

Well you might if you didn't hold link. But at least you are young enough to make mistakes and become successful when you become a boomer.

Jow Forums is a boomer board

31 here

I'm 34. No harm. I started as a /b/ tard like many of us, back in the golden era.

我34岁 :-o

This. Please help these kids, OP. I saw a thread earlier of some kid asking for advice about his $500 limit credit card. In return we can help you learn about crypto. We should all be helping each other out here.

ebaumsworld

based and redpilled

No I did my own research i‘m fairly confident with my ‘investment‘ . I lost Bitcoin i bought when I was 15 and i dont want do to this mistake again

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Very good explanation of the current state of Jow Forums.

KYS, boomer. Your generation took the greatest economic opportunities this nation ever had of the post WWII boom and turned it into corporate rule and mass consumerism. You took it and built suburbs and SUVs. Flash forward and my generation is going $200,000 in debt to go to a good college. Take your Walmart and shove it, Boomer scum.

~T. user since 2005

>Newgrounds
>ebaumsworld

Back to Gaia with you! Cancer! Cancer!

45 boomer here.

I think it's hilarious that young fags here think that anyone in their 40s who doesn't have 1 Million in net worth is retarded. Most of us boomers fell into the wagecuck trap, life's trappings, keeping up with the Jones and consumerist society deathtrap.

To their credit though a lot of 20somethings have gotten redpilled/blackpilled early so in many ways they are going to be much better than most of us boomers. The problem is half of the 20somethings are also half retarded thinking crypto is a panacea for all financial problems. Unless crypto really gains mass adoption, you still need a decent career, save, own a small place and have most of your portfolio in some index funds hopefully having the benefits of 401K, IRA, HSA retirement accounts to keep the government from robbing you a bit less.

I sold my house, broke up with my fiancee and bought a small townhouse in 2016 that is almost paid off by crypto. I have about $350K portfolio besides that and have gotten laughed at by /biz for being a retard for having so little at 45. But I myself always get a laugh at minimum wagecucks here thinking crypto is going to make them millions in a few years so I am here for the entertainment, keeping pulse on this generation and dropping some sage rational financial advise every now and then.

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>What is generation x.

Laugh at me all you want, but Jow Forums was genuinely an amazing place in 2014 and you faggots have actually killed it and turned it into another echochamber like any other social media site you cunts infest. Boomers are the epitome of circlejerkers, honestly just hang out with your boss and their friends, its always the same tired observations and jokes ad nauseum.

"DAE think *insert cliche opinion that was once edgy"

"Whats the difference between the left and the right, amirite??"

"We're here to make money not be *insert offensive viewpoint here*"

"You gotta work hard and learn to close, that's how I became car salesman of the year"

I've been on Jow Forums since 2007 and between Trump winning and bitcoin booming, this site may never recover from the infestation of fucking forty year olds.

>borderline schizophrenic ramblings of immensely frustrated young people who only derive satisfaction from berating and belittling other people
Checking in

As you get older you realise that things change and will never be the same as the good old days. Your post

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>Get a career
>Take out debt to buy a house

Holy fuck, listen to this boomer.

Gamergate started it, then Trump kicked it off. The recent appearance of boomer Christian threads trying to convert user into the ways of their lord and savior Jesus Christ is the worst. Its literally like Facebook. Its fucking terrible. Jow Forums was our place to get away from it. Now the echo-chamber that is Jow Forums has taken their social media style white male identity politics circle jerk and turned this site into trash. Who cares about race and ME ME ME ME? No one gives a shit about your special Jow Forums fee-fees. Post some fucking chiptunes and put shoe on head! Take your pointless political identity politics masturbation circlejerk back to social media where it belongs.

I'm 25 and I wonder the same thing

34 year old boomer checking in. We are here forever, fren

I get that 4chans increase in popularity like any underground niche group will always dampen down the edginess. Bitcointalk was actually an amazing forum for crypto in 2010 but now its a mess of third world bounty whores. BUT honestly I find the average 21 year old in crypto to be far more bluepilled than myself. 50% of posts here are kids trying to gets jobs in finance ffs. You cant diss many of us who got into crypto as early as 2008 cause we were do redpilled and wanted to end the FED loved Ron Paul etc. We therefore are cryptos early adopters and 20s are if we wanted to be dicks ruining our party with your plebbit we want banks to adopt crypto bullshit. We therefore have to be at least in 30s if we got into crypto in 2009 era and werent like 12. So maybe its u kids who arent edgy enough.....you just pissed we use your little animation site now.

30 year old here and unironically 30 is the new 20

>cks ruining our party with your plebbit we want banks to adopt crypto bullsh
Those faggots piss me off to no end.

nice try boomer

if forchan ever goes away I have no idea how I'll spend my time

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I'd probably migrate back to Fark or hang out on 420chan.

If all the chans disappear, then likely my producivity will shoot up 500%.

34 here, nice to tell my real age finally. Feeling young again.

31 here. I started on /b/ like probably everyone else and ended up here. I have no illusions and understand that I will be here, somewhere, when I’m 46

By 40 you should've known that cryptos are a scam

26 year old boomer here. Really sucks getting old

If you help us millenials out with wise advice then you can stay. If you are going to shit up the community though, then just leave.

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32 here. Started with /b/ in 2007.

You can stay as long as you have fulfilled your brap-posting quota for the week.

Im 19 bro. Got any good advice? I dont want to be a wageslave forever

Checked

bahahhahaha he never had cool parents / uncles
bahhahahahahhahah what a loser lel...
i bet your also ugly... kekekekekek

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42 yr old here
Let's shoot the shit fren

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>"based" as the kids say these days

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47 here. Don't sweat it.

46yrs old fag reporting in. I've got nothing in common with those mum&dad fb normies so I stick with the anons.

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Turn 40 on 4chans bday as well... Monday

I will never leave Jow Forums, been home for too long.

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Jow Forums has attracted a lot of nerds from slashdot which was popular in 2001
so even if you were a young slashdot user you'd be in your 40s soon

dont give this place to retarded zoomers

cringe

cringed and bluepilled

based and redpilled

Lmao, had a laugh.
Although, the zoomiest and boomiest are the worst. The middle way is ok

18 year old zoomer here.

He's in his 40s, ie not an actual boomer you larping zoomer retard.

>"now"

39yo & here since 2009. Don't mistake things, as a whole Jow Forums is in the toilet now due to the normie infestation. The cancer consumed it long ago, it's just a containment area. Hell, even infinity isn't far off the same point. If there was another Jow Forums with actual posts on the other chans I'd use it gladly, just as I do for the other boards.

We need more oldfags instead of newfags.

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Seems like all the zoomers got shaken out of the crypro market. Only boomers going to make it next bull.

Kys

I’m 25 and feel old as fuck. I think today is my birthday. Realizing right now my life fucking sucks man lmao

>Everyone is trending towards the same life and the same narrow range of talking points and opinions while becoming increasingly sceptical and hostile toward anything outside this narrow cone.

Fucking this, and I know I am gonna ruffle a few feathers with this one, but a big one of these is the wife and kids meme.

It's sad as fuck to see young guys in their 20's throw their lives away by knocking up their gf's and marrying them.

I'm 26 and I think you are right. I feel that everyone here is either just a few years older than me or a few years younger than me.

I also stopped going to Jow Forums shortly after turning 25, way too many fags got caught up with the alt right bullshit and took it too far.

Based and redpilled. Fuck identity politics. And as a former Jow Forumsack, Jow Forums has absolutely ruined this website. You are right that gamergate was the start and the Trump election finished it. Jow Forums was fucking ruined by it and they are a cancer spreading to the rest of the website. You can't post a non Jow Forums opinion anymore anywhere on this website without one of those fucks crawling out of the woodwork and posting a jew image or getting seething mad at you for not worshipping the white race. Also so many faggots pushing the wife and kids meme and trying to trick young white men into the trap that is marriage and into the slavey that is looking after kids.

alt right is more like alt lite. folks in Jow Forums know alot more about the jewish engineered collapse of the global economy and who runs the banks and courts. This is where the jews are laid out to be destroyed it totality, meaning the end of 2000 yrs of jewish law and finance. They all die, holocaust 2.0 BIGTIME kill em all, no escape. American Holocaust with no where for the jews to hide but inna woods where they will be slaughtered for crimes against humanity.

Was thinking all these zoomers shouldn't an hero cause they havent seen shit yet but on second thought, fuck em.

you guys at 45+ got the most fucked by the transition to 401ks. my parents haven't saved anything (i'm 31) and the only reason they're afloat now is because their parents got property for cheap through the GI bill.

that being said... most people my age are still financially illiterate. anyone on biz, with the exception of the real young zoomers betting on shitcoins, is probably better off than most people and we are a community regardless of age. we oldfags just aren't as loud and energetic as these zoomers.

Coming of age during the 2008 financial crisis, the 30 year old boomer is jaded and cynical. He hates the politicians for their central banks inflated asset values beyond his reach, he hates the HR departments for rejecting hundreds of his job applications, he feels bitter resentment towards the zoomer who graduated with a high paying job into the best economy in decades. The 30 year old boomer is a cheap bastard, the 30 year old boomer does not trust anybody or anything, the 30 year old boomer just wants enough assets to resign himself from society and escape the rat race.

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true/10

>kekekekekek
do you actually make that sound irl? if or if not kys

I’m 19 but an old soul

48 old here. wageslaved through the 90s. cashed out 401k and went all in gold. cashed out gold went all in bitcoin, then xvg and neo. now nkn. fuck you money + made a bunch a bunch of babies along the way. still look and feel 30. you have my memes since the 90s faggots. i'll be doing this for another 50 years easy.
>i'm old

Fuck I'm a stereotype

401k is literally a ponzi why the fuck is everyone so into it?

Anytime I read about people's 401ks I just lol. Like does your entire life revolve around the magical day when your crusty old ass can finally retire?

Jow Forums was created entirely to quarantine bitcoin threads from Jow Forums. From the start it was that and frugality threads about how to make dinner from what you find in the dumpster. Also fuddy-duddy threads about The Intelligent Investor and index funds.

I feel similar about SuperAnnuation here in Australia which is basically the same thing.

Can someone explain to me in detail exactly why it's a ponzi and why it wont be there when we retire? I keep hearing that when boomers cash out it will all be gone but when arguing it with my brother I can't explain it technically and prove it's a scam since I never looked into it financially myself.

Absolutely wrong, peak biz was sitting up all night on ASX generals. Or watching the fallout from titan pharmaceuticals, or the og threads about carding/scamming/grifting, there were guides on everything from how to get free upgrades on hotel rooms, how to exploit miles by using two credit cards, etc etc and the people were all in their 20s and all had jobs so there was lots of memes about working. Except they weren't cubicle drones who posted relentless fresco memes or whatever, they would revolve around telling stories about demented clients or obese coworkers etc.

Now it's just pajeets who have a networth of 60 cents and fucking boomers who have realised too late that they shouldn't have spent the prime years of their life gunning for a promotion from their managers in dead end careers living in dead end towns and who say the mystical Jow Forums as some 'cool edgy place to make money on the sly and pick up tips' and now they're all here spamming every thread with their trite banal observations and their pathetic loneliness.

You know maybe this is a sign that the internet really has just become the same sterile garbage every other medium has and I just need to quit the internet for good. I'm gonna go smoke cigarettes with bums under a bridge after work because it beats being with the fucking brain dead middle aged losers who infest this place now.

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Isn't it just because superannuation is proping up the share market?
If they all sell their shit for retirement the price of everything they are currently invested in will drop.
The other big issue is there are more older generations than younger ones in Aus which means the effect will be amplified.

That was second Jow Forums after bitcoin crashed from $1000. There was little interest in crypto after that so we ended up talking about stocks and REITs and other boomer shit.

>I'm gonna go smoke cigarettes with bums under a bridge after work because it beats being with the fucking brain dead middle aged losers who infest this place now.
i unironically already do this when drunk. beats biz by far.

I don't know much about the Aussie system but when social security was started in the US there was something like 5 workers for every retiree (or somewhere around there). Now the bottom half of the population pyramid is at most the same size as the old and usually a lot smaller in pretty much every industrialized country. This is why Japans population has been such an issue as well as being used as justification for refugees in Europe, the whole thing is a ponzi that needs to be fed from the bottom up and the birth rates aren't high enough to cover the costs of the elderly. The likelihood of the system still functioning when we're all old is slim to none, as more literal boomers start retiring the demands placed on the system will likely send the whole house of cards tumbling down.

cringe

I don’t know- as I get older I think maybe the whole wide and kids meme might not have been so bad. I’m 40 and single with no kids. So I’m basically the opposite. Never had a wife. Looking and getting older and older and you can’t really go back and have that life at my age. You’re stuck with the grossest used up roasties, many of which have kids from failed marriages, or you try to date someone young enough to be your daughter and there’s a huge generational divide there. I really think the folks who went ahead and got married and made a life at 22 years old probably had better lives. As opposed to fucking different used up cum dumpsters from bars for 20 years like I’ve done.

op, just aim to be the best 50 year old.. looks, money, sexual partners, etc,, then when your 50 aim to be the hottest 60 year etc. thinking any other way is depressing. 10 years from now.. ur gonna be wishing you were 45 again. make the most of it

do you regret the path you chose or you still want the wife and kids? it seems like the rage nowadays is saying no to a wife and kids. I mean it sucks but I guess it's better than being lonely? Always felt like it was just cope for guys who don't get any female attention.

I would be totally fine if every zoomer on this board necked themselves tonight. They run their mouth the loudest but know the least. They are the niggers of Jow Forums.

>now nkn
Based and wise old user

Many people here probably have IRL friends, but they can't talk with their friends about topics that they can freely discuss here.This is just sad.

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37 here dont sweat it senpai