>met girl at bar
>took her home
>fucked
>she squirted
What the fuck is this shit? Why do women do this? That bitch literally pissed in my bed. How's that acceptable?
Met girl at bar
Robert Ward
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Caleb Mitchell
You sound like a sexist. Women can piss and brap all over your bed and you just need to clean it up. Women earned their privilege and dont need you judging them.
Cameron Harris
Fuck off, adults are talking.
Jaxson Hill
>adults
Adrian Ward
She did it to mark her territory. Your house is hers now, and you better get ready to start paying child support.
Adrian Bennett
was it piss? or was it vaginal gravy?
Parker Howard
take this shit over to the /niggerism/ board
sage this niggerism!
Logan Torres
Was it like a sprinkler? How much did you drink?
Charles Bennett
>pissed
Found the virgin
Adam Ortiz
>not just pissin on hoes in the tub
Anthony Hernandez
What's that smell like??
Ayden Gonzalez
If it's not piss then what is it?
Sebastian Lewis
wtf people still meet and fuck at bars in current year? i thought that was for boomers
Aaron Ross
Seeing as this is a fucking business and finance board, you profited off this right OP?
Dominic Bailey
>adult
>doesn't know the difference between piss and vaginal liquid
Oliver Thompson
I'm not talking about the natural lubric, I'm talking about half a glas of liquid coming out of her at once.
Blake Smith
squirting is piss my dude, get over yourself
Brody Murphy
>that zoomer who thinks squirting isn't pissing
Brayden Powell
Jow Forums might as well be the most contaminated board
Isaiah Cooper
Yeah sorry bro some women are just like that. I once met one who ate her own boogers. Can't stop thinking about it. Ick.
Oliver Campbell
fuck off back to pol incel
Zachary Young
The wages of sin
Ian Parker
did you have a drink?
Mason Hernandez
u know how i know your gay?
Jayden Perez
James Torres
no one on this board gets pussy.
THAT IS FACT
Camden Gray
sorry cant relate
James Thompson
>tfw squirting is 99% piss
Landon Taylor
lol that's how I feel reading posts like this.
Jaxon Jackson
I'll send you BTC if you use it to get a hooker.
Aiden Price
>tfw my gf dont squirt
Jason Powell
I do though
John Morgan
I have to decline
I have no idea how any of that sex thing works
Mason Lewis
i met a hooker who squirts a few times
she squirted 2-3 times each meeting
it was a clear liquid and smelled lightly like piss
she completely soaked the bedsheets
each time she squirted it was like maybe half a tumbler glass worth that you would have whisky in at a bar
it happened after clit stimulation
Robert Walker
He gave her the business
Kevin Lee
>buisness and finance
Jace Carter
>99%
It's piss you fucking idiots Jesus christ.
Let me summarise the SQUIRTING TRUTHER hypothesis:
There is an organ
Unknown to biological science
Which only certain women have
Which only manifests itself in the presence of extreme chadness
Which expels high volumes of fluid
From right beside where the pisshole is
But it's not piss
And no one can find any evidence of it
ITS FUCKING PISS YOU'RE COVERED IN PISS YOU FUCKING PISS LOVING PISSHEADS
Jeremiah Smith
Oliver Ortiz
>be me a year ago, 23yo
>finally get my first girlfriend and lose virginity
>have sex for a whole year but she never has an orgasm
>says she 'doesnt know how'
>be having sex with gf 1 week ago
>find huge wet stain on the bed from where her pussy was
>ask her wtf it is
>"i think i found out how to cum"
the moment was finally there
>have her squirt 2-3 times every time we have sex ever since
>get turned the FUCK ON whenever it happens, so much that i start eating her out
It's fucking amazing guys. I used to wonder if squirting was real cause of all the porn I used to watch. I guess in porn it's mostly just piss, to make it easier and more visual, but squirting does exist.
At first I was kinda scared and always tried to smell it to see if it smelled like piss, but it doesn't at all. Tastes good too. When I finger her and she squirts over my hand I like to taste it and then make her taste it too. It's so hot. Really improved our sexlife
Eli Johnson
haha fucking reckt
Aiden Gutierrez
How do you do it, OP? In my entire life, going to bars has only resulted in sex twice and neither of those were on the night I met them. However both times I was with a friend. (same friend actually now that I think about it)
Juan Perry
Samuel Hill
>meet twink at bar
>take him home
>fucked
>he nutted
What the fuck is this shit? Why do men do this? That faggot literally pissed in my bed. How's that acceptable?
Kevin Nelson
>tfw plagued by whiskey dick
Its the worst lads, had my chance two times last weekend, but WD fucks it up for me
Oliver Hughes
Can you take Viagra while drunk?
Leo Long
You can't orgasm from getting fucked in the ass. Faggot myth.
Robert Lewis
This, I am 24 years old and I haven’t even been within 6 feet of a woman in over a year. God fucking boomers with their sex lives.
Jonathan Walker
prostate stimulation can get a dude to jizz very easily
Lincoln Hughes
Imagine getting a free pass to piss on someone's mattress.
Anthony Moore
Again, that's piss laced with cum. God, why is everybody so stupid.
Samuel Perez
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Grayson Jackson
Thanks for the bump, champ.