There are people browsing this board right now that are STILL virgins

Same.

who the fuck would want to stick their penis that you pee out off into a vagina thats literally an opening right next to the urethra and asshole. shit and piss come out of there and it must smell horrible.

I never even made an attempt to get to know a girl. I'm 24 and wonder if I could e gotten laid if I had tried. It's too late for me now. L

idk what's worse: being a virgin in 2018 or not owning any shares of AMD.

The plight of the heterosexual male; we come into the world through a vagina and spend the rest of our lives trying to get back into it.

If you think you operate on that mantra for too long, it will become a self-fulfilling prophecy and you’ll end up alone for the long haul.

> T. 33 year old archmage that gave up on finding anyone at 18 and never tried again.

b&rp

U suck virgins

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Maybe you pathetic virgins should just accept the fact that no woman wants to have sex with you because you are a loser.

Ok, now what?

Found the virgin.

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stop being a loser?

>havent had sex since i was 16

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t. virgin

And you’re 40 now?

OP knows this to be a fact with 100% certainty..............
Feel sorry for you

goddammit i didn't come here to be reminded of this!

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DELET THIS.

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Fucking kek, this is the equivalent of the 'waagie time for your caagie' threads

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why do you do this? I didn't come to Jow Forums for this

;_;

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I dont think I could do it without a lawyer present the way shit is nowadays

>tfw 28yo kissless touchless virgin

>taking pride in degeneracy
Never gonna make it