Guys what does it feel like? Please tell me I have to know. I've tried everything from a hollowed out banana peel with ductape wrapped around it put into the microwave.
I've stolen the soap dispensers from work and taken them home cut it open and put it inside the plastic bag only to sting the tip of my penis.
I've tried the vaccum cleaner only to have it cut the side of my sack and began to bleed out.
I carved out a watermelon as well and after I stuck it in found out I had a skin allergic reaction to the watermelon which resulted in a very irritated skin rash. I've tried it all.
Please guys I really need to know what does sex feel like. I'm so depressed and riddled with social anxiety that I can't talk to women in real life and am still a Virgin at the age of 25. I really need to know guys. I'm scared to try a hooker because I've heard you can get aids with stds and end up paralysed.
Can someone here please tell me what sex feels like and is it worth it? I really need to know
Warm, wet, tight, good. Actually just finished. Dude stop doing all that weird stuff, get a hold of your life and your anxiety will lessen. I know it isn't always easy
t. fellow social anxiety sufferer
Sebastian Parker
Isn't that unsafe?
Jose Miller
this but also, if you have the money, get a high-quality fleshlight
Liam Gonzalez
most of what he's done lists the consequences; dude's dick is probably suffering some nerve damage by now
Christian Cook
Are fleshlights any good?
Jordan Campbell
Jow Forums is that way... But as a pitypost, I'll give you a nice little peptalk.
I had bad social anxiety too. I also was at the point of fucking food products. One day I decided to put in the effort. I payed a hooker to lose my virginity at age 28. Best decision of my life, really took the curse off it and gave me some motivation. Read up on how to do online dating, what methods worked, etc.
Lots of failure at first, but now I'm 32 and my current body count is 14. I've been in and out of a major relationship. I currently have a super cute asian fuckbuddy while I look for my next serious gf.
It's not complicated, it just requires research and effort.
Ethan Kelly
>no one posts the pool cleaner pasta when it's relevant
Joseph Ortiz
People like you are so pathetic
William White
Is this business and finance
Hunter Jenkins
I fucked like a maniac when I first did it, but for some reason I just dont give a shit anymore. When I see a hot girl, I imagine fucking her etc, but then I remember that its just the same old shit.
I'm either depressed, a faggot or both. Idk what happened.
Charles Powell
It feels like home for your dick.
Just go down to Tijuana and fuck some insanely beautiful women. There’s not only Mexicans there either. Good amount of white women from Southern California. Cheap and relatively safe.
Julian Rogers
It's only really good when you're in love... fucking a person you deeply love is the most pure, best and transcendental feeling you will ever experience.
Casual sez is fun.. but I've always felt some sort of post cum shame. When you love the person, and actually just orgasm, kiss and fall asleep interlaced in the plenitude of the moment.. it's magic, user.
Adam Myers
I just imagined all these things happening to OP in a single, Charlie Chaplin-esque day of misery
Robert Thomas
Lips that grip are one of the best feelings in the world
Liam Peterson
Also, since ppl are sharing there fuck toy stories, I used to get paper towel rolls, line them with bubble wrap on the inside and use vaseline or jojoba oil to lubricate it. I then stuffed it into a little hole in my pillow and went at it while watching porn. I also did the whole fucking soap thing and burned my weiner. You do weird shit when you're sexually deprived I understand. I'm also socially retarded so theres that. Good luck OP.
Also, my dick doesnt work anymore and I think I might have diabetes
Brandon Allen
It's worse than jerking off Tbh
Jace Wilson
Hire a prostitute. Tell her that you want to be treated as if you are her bf (this will cost you an extra). Then fuck her brains out. There is no big difference if you fuck your wife/gf or a prostitute. The feeling is the same: wet, warm and rubbery. In fact, there is a practical difference: you can choose the type, color and experience if you hire a prostitue. All women are whores, do not let anyone else confuse you. You always end up paying to fuck that hole.
Owen Reed
what's her name AAAAAAA
Ian Martinez
This is Jessica. She arrived in Tijuana about two years ago. She has been using heroin since she was 15 years old. Her health is rapidly declining and she was hospitalized for sepsis. Her veins are so damaged, she took to shooting heroin directly in to her neck; this is not uncommon among the gringa addicts. She attempted a three-month rehab program in the United States but left immediately after her time was finished, returned to Tijuana, and started using heroin again. A large abscess on her finger hospitalized her a month later and she lost a large part of the finger. She says she sees this as “an opportunity to do things right” and has an appointment to get back on methadone.
who the fuck could possibly tell you can't even see his face idiot
Brody Green
And why is this such a HUGE turn-on for me. I just wanna get down and starting scrub her feet-With my tongue first, of course.
Liam Diaz
Tell us more; I'm certainly interested. How much money does she rent her body? What kind of "extreme" practices does she offer?
Chase Cook
Stick your finger under your tongue, It feels kinda like that.
Now fuck off to Jow Forums where you belong.
William Powell
>Those bruises all over her legs How much worse?
Chase Johnson
>I'm scared to try a hooker because I've heard you can get aids with stds and end up paralysed
Seriously, I'm not usually an advocate of prostitution... but, user, you should be more scared of never having sex than the possibility of getting an STD... wear a condom and be careful. Do it so you at least know what it is.
Then try dating online... aim low for the first dates.. and you don't even need to see the person IRL, you can just chat over text or messenger and always bail out.
It's not that difficult to talk to girls, ask them questions, listen to them, ask more questions...
I mean, it's easy for me to say that, I'm on the attractive side of the spectrum.. but I'm a manlet and suffer from high social anxiety. So it's no piece of cake.
You would be surprised to know how many girls are single out there and how many would give you a chance.. if you just tried.
And if it doesn't work, well boohoo.. it's not like you've lost anything that you already had.
Michael Garcia
roughly 200 pesos (12 USD) she will even allow men to urinate on her for an extra tip...it's sad but this is her life now because you're a mentally ill sexual deviant that needs to be put to death
Like a warm hole that gets wet and starts dropping inside on your dick as you move along Recreates a pussy to 85% so yes. It's not wet or warm and that's all it's missing.
Joshua Jackson
This is amazing. I'm from a northern state too. I've never had an experience with this sort of women. Is there in Tijuana regular hookers like this? I mean white gringa girls.
Adrian Edwards
Of course there are. Most of them are heroine addicts from san diego. The moment they leave rehab they come back to Tijuana because the dope here is dirt cheap and readily available.
Jonathan Brooks
It's a shit experience as they want to finish as quickly as possible to buy dope.
Also they steal your wallet.
Def not worth it.
Joseph Mitchell
I have never been into Tijuana before, BUT I will in the near future. I'll hire two of them and practice some extreme and brutal sex with them. Man... thanks for the info! really
Charles Flores
This is not always the case. I've personally beaten many white Tijuana hookers within an inch of their worthless lives and established ground rules. They know I'm not to be fucked with and "respect" me.
Jack Jenkins
Why would you even want to stick it in a physically and mentally sick person?
You have problems user.
Jaxon Hughes
No worries, I hope you are on cloud 9, total bliss....and then you get kidnapped and tortured by a cartel member.
