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People are horrified by an Amazon patent that puts workers in cages — but an Amazon exec said even 'bad ideas' get submitted
thoughts?
Amazon defends worker cage patent
Jacob Parker
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Hunter Allen
Get back in your cagie wagie
Landon Morales
"I don't want a nation of thinkers. I want a nation of workers."
- John D. Rockefeller
Gabriel Foster
It's for their own safety, do you have any idea whats its like working in a warehouse and if a row of shelves collapses on you?
Jacob Reyes
it's not even that crazy an idea. have people not seen forklifts or other types of heavy machinery before? the wage cage is basically just a miniature version
Caleb Roberts
Wagie mentality as its finest
Connor Butler
Kek, I thought it was just a Jow Forums meme.
Levi Bennett
>rationalising the distopian future they chose
top key
Owen Flores
Except forklifts and other heavy machinery can't lock you in like the Wage Cage.
Ryan Fisher
this has been working great for decades
Adrian Nguyen
>Time to go home
>robotic forklift picks up your cage and drives you back into the warehouse
Aaron Morris
What a fucking scum bag. I hope that family dies off the face of the earth.
Josiah Gomez
Wait what this wasnt a biz meme, the evil cunt that desinged this should be shot in front of there family
Nolan Watson
WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
CAN'T GO HOME
HAS TO STAYIE
IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
CAN'T SAY NO
OR GOODYBYE GOES WAGE
WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
BACK NOW HURTS
BUT BOSS DON'T CARIE
IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
ALL THE STRESS
MAKES HIM AGE
WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
TO PAY HIS BILLS
NO SLEEP FOR DAYS HE'S
IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
FEELING SICK
BUT WEEKENDS NOT FOR DAYS AND
WAGIE WAGIE
LOCKED IN CAGIE
CAN'T GO HOME
HAS TO STAYIE
IN HIS CAGE
WHERE HE RAGE
CAN'T SAY NO
OR GOODYBYE GOES WAGE
Brandon Morris
What is the lyrics in the tune of?
Aiden Reyes
shit, it was one of those old songs you'd sing as a kid. can't remember exactly what it was.
Evan Harris
That would have come in handy at a place where I used to work. One woman was taking smoke breaks every 30 minutes, all day long.
John Peterson
Aiden Taylor
we'll see in the future bizzoncci video
Jayden Lopez
WAGIE WAGIE GIVE ME YOUR LIFE ITS DUE
YOUR SO LAZY
WHY DON'T I FIRE YOU
IT WONT BE A DAY FOR YOU
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE POO
BUT YOUR ASS LOOKS SWEET
UPON THE SEAT
OF A WAGIECAGE MADE FOR YOU
JEFFY JEFFY HIS IS MY LIFE FOR YOU
I'M NOT LAZY PLEASE I'LL BE GOOD ITS TRUE
THERE WONT BE ANY PACKAGE
IF YOU CANT AFFORD MY MINIMUM WAGE
CAUSE I'LL JUST SWITCH CAUSE YOURE A BITCH
ON A WELFARE CHECK MADE FOR TWO.
WAGIE WAGIE I NEED YOUR SOUL IT TRUE
YOUR SO LAZY
WHY DON'T I FIRE YOU
IT WONT BE A HAPPY DAY
CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOUR PAY
BUT YOUR ASS LOOKS SWEET
UPON A SEAT
OF A WAGIECASE MADE FOR YOU
JEFFY JEFFY HERE IS MY SOUL ITS DUE
I'M NOT LAZY PLEASE DONT FUCK MY ASS
IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD MY PAY PACKAGE
THEN I'LL JUST TAKE A NAPPAGE
CAUSE I'LL BE FINE
BECAUSE YOU'LL SEE TIME
ON A WAGIECAGE MADE FOR YOU
Alexander Moore
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A WAGIE IN A CAGE
Josiah Roberts
Oxfam says wealth of richest 1% equal to other 99%
The richest 1% now has as much wealth as the rest of the world combined, according to Oxfam.
bbc.com
George Carlin - It's a Big Club and You Ain't In It
John Hall
These are the type of people that will be waging at grocery stores and home depots their whole life. They are eager to serve their masters.
Adrian Harris
Sebastian Stewart
Hey did you see that now Amazon delivers food. Wagie cagie on wheels... Suicide cages.. All of them.. Waiting for the next train so I can jump.. Wbu?
James Morgan
What's funny about this, is that the same normalfag subhumans that share this quote and get angry about it, are teh same normalfag subhumans who literally can't even comprehend life without an employer, and would fucking starve to death if someone wasn't there to give them a job. Normalfags are made to be worker drones, they have no other purpose
Carter Reyes
lel
John Thompson
True, but as long as they're working for u and not for me I must continue sowing malcontent.
Joseph Gutierrez
wagie slavie
get back in your cagie