/smg/ - Stock Market General

Smokejumper edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
[YouTube] Option Basics Part I
[YouTube] Option Basics Part II

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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First for SNAP still raping me.

First for getting JUST'd

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first for batman

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buy EXAS for fun

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Just so yall know, OGEN has a meeting tomorrow, and seems like good news is coming.
At the rate things are going, things are looking up consistently. I wouldn't say go all in on it, but consider maybe a few shares if you can spare it.
I've made a healthy profit and recouped all my losses from other bad investments, and this at least seems to be going in a good direction by at least Wednesday.

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TQQQ...Q

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Faceshit will recover r..right anons? Right?

Also NOVO is still bioteching my ass

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Buy DPST FAS LABU and GIS

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>Allianz
>Bayer
>BASF
>Linde

Tell me about Germans.

can we get an anti-autism /smg/ thread?

everything is fading into close STOP RIGHT NOW

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YES! CRASH INCOMING!

FINALLY!

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Gartman is never wrong he has been right on every call he made thus far.

Zerohedge brainlets are jsut fucking stupid.

TQQQ
UDOW
DFEN
LABU
That's all you need to make it
Buying anything else presents you with a very high opportunity cost
Don't lose it

Is this guy a 4ever wrong news channel expert? Never seen him b4

And remember to buy some VOO with your winnings, and if you ever get weak hands.

$10,000
>25% QQQ
>25% DIA
>25% VTI
>25% cash and misc. stocks like AMD, ATVI, dividend stock etc.

rate from gay to autistic

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>tfw everyone gave up on elon but i did the complete opposite so now im up 14%
Feels good man, i think im gonna make it

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Fuck you guys who said AMD wouldn't recover

Pfizer gets new CEO

>Gartman is never wrong

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>DIA
Toss that off a cliff and reinvest in a treasury hedge. I suggest VGLT

Otherwise you're golden.

>selling
>ever
No

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First day in the market ever. Not too bad, I should have started doing this years ago :l

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I can't criticize you due to patrician sip posting, but for the pink wojaks among us, they need to end the meme sell low buy high cycle by pinning some of their money in index and treasury funds.

>lost money on NBEV today
im fucking done

AMD is still trading sideways. It's been weeks since the fall from high 30s to this bullshit 30-32 range. If it can't break past 34 dollars it's going to range like this all the way to ER and then explode the shorts.

I should've started 10 years ago

I should have been doing this in the womb.

should have never started.

That's what I'm counting on I've been buying and selling on every dip and high making around 2% each time

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DORK

name an instance where Gartman was in fact wrong stupid zerohedge browsing shitcoiner?

>tfw you didn't double-down on the NBEV dip

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am I wrong to be reflexively taking profits while things run up and not put them right back in? I have this fear that when things are going really well it's going to turn to shit soon enough. will I be rewarded for raising cash with a market dip to buy at some point or am I a dumbass who should have been fully invested the whole time instead of having 25% cash out of fear? I feel like I'm protecting gains but am I really just missing out on even more gains?

We spent all that time and effort for something which is like 80% NAFTA 1.0, 15% TPP, and 5% Trump special sauce.

mah nigga, doing same
welcome to SELL AMD club

GUYS I FUCKING QUIT INVESTING 8 MONTHS AGO BECAUSE I WAS FRUSTRATED.

NOW I LOOK AT THE MARKET. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I forgot Siemens.

Should I dump all my ECR shares for a small loss and buy GBR instead?

if you have even 1% cash, that just means your watchlist isnt big enough

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is oil good? is ROYT good? why does it give such high divs?

Haha, I'm so glad I have INTC.

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i jsut bought 200 of them today made 20 big ones so far

I’ve got 5K to put into stocks looking to do some quick trades over the course of the next few months


What are your short-term moves anons?

He has been short US stocks all this last month.

He also claimed the Feb correction was the start of a substantial bear market.

That was easy.

Next week

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The week after

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The week after

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yes

> He has been short US stocks all this last month.
no he wasn't he was short only at the begging of the month which was the correct thing to do

Also he did eoverxaggerate in Febuary but so did litteraly everyone when he realized it wasn't serious he became long again.

Still fucking 1000x better than Zerohedge and that Peter Schiff meme

PEP earnings tomorrow, if it drops its taking all consumers with it
Get ready to buy the dip

LOL HOW THO

>Also he did eoverxaggerate in Febuary but so did litteraly everyone when he realized it wasn't serious he became long again.
Also known as being wrong.

you don't get to make fun of him

Dis

Peter Shill is funny lately tho he still shills for gold as price moves lower

Hello Gartman

Ok Garts, sorry if I hurt your feelings.

people who are always wrong don't get to make fun of someone who is only wrong sometimes

>losing money on easy mode

even my grandmother can make easy money buying NBEV and holding it until October 10.

TSLA, ride the tiger.

Some dude weed stocks

NBEV, and TQQQ.

>am I a dumbass who should have been fully invested the whole time instead of having 25% cash out of fear
I mean it really depends what that 25% cash would be going into if you did invest it

if you’re a good investor then you’re dumb for sitting on cash but if you’re a bad investor then you’re smart for sitting on cash

the answer is going to be super situational and depend on a lot of different things

Well, I did it. Wish me luck

Unless you need to exercise the cash on necessary purchases, any winnings you don't want to play with at the moment should be in VOO and VGLT.

Markets fall a lot faster than they climb. They also tend to hang on longer than you'd expect.

I only need to be right every now and then to make money as a cautious bear.

GE is going to end red today.

Make sure that when it goes up to $10 you tell everyone to buy while you are selling.

Is it really expected to get that high soon

The fact Kneepads has good taste startles me somewhat. I still choose to treat you as a bro who just pretends to be some crazy chick. I've known at least 3 people who did the same thing. Hell, my best friend once spent 100 hours in one week on Chat Roulette with a Kermit hand puppet reading erotic fiction.

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SGLB told y'all about this last week. Something brewing here, buyout or partnership news methinks.

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I larp as an underaged girl on whisper to get dick picks from old men then report them to the police. Sometimes I demand money from them before blocking them lmao

Literally everytime i buy something it dumps.

it could very easily go that high soon. Just don't fucking hold onto it when it does. I'd say it's a good buy up to $5.

Buy low sell high.. just don't tell everyone this strategy i don't want everyone on it.

>150% return on my GE puts this morning
>people still gambling on earnings plays

plebs

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Disgusting THOT

This 3DP is terrible. This frumpy slut is ruining Bowsette for attention. She must die.

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Soon getting soon

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TQQQ will be liquidated in any downturn

Literally impossible due to circuit breakers
Read a fucking book nigger

buying 3x leveraged is a meme

2x you can buy and hold forever, SSO and QLD should be the only things anybody buys nowadays

otherwise you are going to make less than me

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>3DPD

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>Literally impossible due to circuit breakers
you must be new

This. I buy OTM puts every month.

the point is your position will get decimated in any downturn on a 3x leverage dumbass

the smartest thing is to hold stocks and then only liqudate for great option plays

If I have any money when a crash finally happens its all going into GAIN and GLAD after they get decimated.

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that’s not realistic

He deserves to lose everything. Let him.

i set aside $50 per week outside of my normal investments to hold in a high yield savings account for when the next downturn happens. i'll probably invest it all in AAPL if it takes a hard enough hit.

my income makes me wary about monthly dividends because they're not qualified. before i retire i'll take stocks off drip for a year and invest in some high yield monthly divs for the extra income.

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t. brainlet cope
Give it 10 years when I'm retired in a hermaphrodite loli harem and you have HIV and live on the street.
Sad!

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>the point is your position will get decimated in any downturn on a 3x leverage dumbass
if only you could sell your position in TQQQ once a downturn begins and buy SPXU instead.

You brainlets don't understand. The market is never coming down. Ever. This is the golden bull run for eternity
Cope harder bears

meanwhile I make 10-500% on my option plays while being shielded from downturns
>I can just time the market

DJI 100K

Once I get all my shit out of margin investments I'm just gonna save all my margin for a crash. That will get me 1/2-1/4 of my principal as powder. I probably should save every-time I'm paid, but I get triggered if my deposits are not in increments of 1000.

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>all this beartard cope

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>Give it 10 years when I'm retired
in 10 years you will be delivering pizza in the middle of potato fields... if you are lucky.. you will be delivering wings for some corporation that uses you as a wage slave.

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