Water? I don't drink that. I only like drinking soda

Water? I don't drink that. I only like drinking soda.

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>I don't eat vegetables
>I like eating hot dogs

i only drink tonic water

>diet soda for me please

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>Jow Forums - business & finance

i actually only drink diet coke

didn't know i was a npc

>I'd like to order a pot of honey please

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>Wow, you really like bottled water.
>I only drink La Croix.

>I don’t know how you can stand drinking carbonated water.
*sips*

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>did you watch the game yesterday?
>i got so wasted

Does anyone else drink nothing but water?

Truly the chad lifestyle

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do people like that actually exist?

> drinking soda
> baking water

ITS... ITS EVOLVING
WE ARE REACHING NEW LEVELS
RUN

yes, my GF's coworker. She said she has been drinking nothing but coke zero since shes been working there. never seen her take a sip of water.

>baking water

wat

wat

>haha of course I eat meat I’m an apex predator

I like Macs

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>yes, my GF's coworker
she prolly FAT and enjoying her diabetes and cancer lulz

This is the ultimate npc

I used to get made fun of for always getting water when I'd eat out. Then after a couple years all the people Id hang out started only drinking water out.

>I only drink water

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People that only drink disgusting shit like coca cola are definitely NPCs (and usually female, which are NPCs by default)

Kek