Real business

If every single user on Jow Forums gave $2 we would have $98 to start a Jow Forumsiness with.

Are you guys ready lets get to brain storming lets get this shit off the floor, we have been spending so much time here I am sure we can come up with something revolutionary in no time.

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that pink strip in the bikini is pretty good design, it looks cool and it adds variety to what would be a real plain bikini otherwise

pathethic fertility signs
holy fuck the cuck who breeds with this.

enjoy crippled manlet children

Dude, what if we like, put the $98 all in LINK, and when it reaches $10k, we redistribute 2.04% to each user who payed? I’m sure that would make us a lot of money.
I can hold the key.

Too risky we need a better plan for a real business like a pool cleaning service we can clean over 40 pools at once for $5 each making $200 a day!

Imagine if she just swallowed some seawater and it acted as a laxative and she had anal leakage. Haha. And she asked you to put sunscreen on her. And you put it on her butt and it mixed with the leakage. Haha. Imagine the smell.

Lets sell premium nuts from Africa

spbp

me on the right

>thinks this thot is gonna breed

Jow Forums kneepads
we can sell to link hodlers
offer pre-orders to hot fomoers
probably sell out in hours too

What about a kneepad sharing service, we create a app like uber that brings you kneepads for when your making money.

Fake tits are awful

of course she will

what the fuck? fpbp bitch, my post is comedy as fuck

U have to agree.

I ended up having kids with a thicker, baywatch body type woman.

I'm glad I did because my kids will be healthy and strong and not blown away by a gust of wind. Plus I'm on the skinny side so things balance out.

I'd still nut in that bitch though.

i like your style

Based.

Knee pads

I actually had a similar idea to this. A majority of the Vanilla used is grown in Madagascar. The price to grow and ship it for industrial use is stupid to the point it’s something like $100/kg.

What if you just started growing them in giant green houses in the states in an area with cheap heating and electricity. I feel like you could definitely tap into an accidental monopoly.

mismatched swimwear is a sin

fucking kek

Oh shit, you have just started the next-big-thing after crpyto: look up food computers.
Rather than mining rigs, bizNEETs will all be building perfectly controlled green houses in our basements to grow vanilla, then scaling up operations till we are all big-shot high tech famers with 100 acres of green houses smoking cigars

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Tell me more.

this thread. Absolute state of Jow Forums

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Vanilla: "A vine takes three to four years to mature, or two if grown from a large, good-quality cutting. The flowers open for just one day a year, so pollination is done by hand. Nine months later the green beans must be hand-picked when perfectly ripe to optimise their vanillin content (the compound that gives vanilla its flavour)."

Nah, son.

>three to four years
>hand-picked
I feel like this would already be happening if it was efficient. Also no way a NEETie can nurture and take care of something for three to four years and then pick it on the right day without completing FOMOing and fucking it up early.

>if every single user on Jow Forums gave $2
you would run away with a 100 like a pajeet you are
kys

No way there is this new thing called smart contracts.

>Pls sirs I need $98 sirs. Pls sir send money sir

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Kek

>fell for the fertility meme

ja, after multiple miscarriages

Holy shit this made me chuckle.