LINKtober

link is shit

main net will unironically be either before or after the Nov 12-14th conference. Early December at the latest

ULTIMATE based red red pilled of the based base red based pilled red based

My girlfriends birthday is that day. Happy trails fren

Every conference it will dump ten percent.

Every conference it will pump 50%. Check em.

>LINKTOBER
I like this

How did dreamforce end up turning out?

Well, it was shit because Salesforce is a year behind where they’d like to be with a Blockchain product.

same lol, gotta get me a bigmac topped off with candles to celebrate it

dont forget to wear you retainer.. gonna have to get invisalign or some shit someday because im a fucking idiot

I'm starting to think it's stupid to keep my hopes up. Link really does seem like it's gonna change the world but realistically this is gonna take half a decade and so much can happen in tech in that amount of time. I addicted to this fucking crap of checking link. talking about link, thinking about link, and so on. I just want my life back.

>Triggered

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Yeah, I know. For how long were you supposed to wear them?

Genius
Happy birfday fren
Checked
You too bud

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checked and basedpilled

Happy fren day

E L A B O R A T E

i had no life to begin with. This keeps me away from suicide

I can't wait to be able to afford actual art supplies so I can make fren and link memes irl

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We are earlier than we realise, which is both a good and bad thing

youtube.com/watch?v=QC2I3b6MfAI

This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

Has anyone ever actually read this pasta
I havent

t-that's my sissyter's bday :^0

get that dumb roastie a labiaplasty for her birfday present.

Is she hot

will all of these be streamed?

Rory said it depends on the venue because they have different rules governing (((broadcasts)))

shallow and pedantic

Just forget about Salesforce and everything makes much more sense.

Salesforce is the weakest of all the breadcrumbs. One fucking woman on twitter follows CL. It’s hardly solid evidence is it?

Also there have been so many false larps about Salesforce from the start. In March I watched a whole fucking Salesforce conference because an LSE faggot Larping about a happening.

TLDR: just forget about Salesforce, it doesn’t matter.

Birthday is 10/10 if I wake up to a 20% rise I'll consider it a blessing from the man of nazarov

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when I see:
>This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/
I instantly stop reading

I stop at

>This.

Reddit tier introduction. (puke)

I'm the 7th. Fuck yeah.

Downvote the ethereum and Docusign posts on r/cryptocurrency please

It is currently in 10th position on the board and people are mentioning LINK as being the reason

YOU HAVE HAD OVER A YEAR TO ACCUMULATE FUCK OFF

Lol nope, suck my cock.

T. 140k linkmarine

>the hunt for green linktober

>Jew ID
Checks out

>puke
>reddit spacing
Please go back and then kys

You know the memes always get better before a pump?
I trade off Jow Forums memes like some nasdaq level 2 nerd

>it will either be before or after the november conference
the absolute delusion of linklets
my money is on never.

Yes remove the braces and put on that kneepads

FUCK YOU JEW ID

I'm a vegetarian and have been for two years, but when the singularity hits I'm gonna get a big mac for our boy Sergey.

Same here. See if they serve impossible burgers by you.

> YOUVE HAD X TO ACCUMULATE
is the dumbest meme on this board
You are never 'done' accumulating, there is simply accumulation until the singularity. It is a binary state, and I shake my head at the fags who stopped at 10k. If you're going to be rich - aim to be really, really fucking rich.

I haven't had one before but thats a great idea.

tfw can't continue to accumulate because i'm already all in

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How many linkies?

109k senpai, almost all in

Forever. I've worn mine for 10 years and my teeth still wander around if I skip a month.

only 60k desu. banking on running nodes to make it

just upvoted

That's a nice stack, you should be fine

I can't stop eating them and they're expensive

You have like $25K in LINK. A 100X would take it to a MC of $10BN...like half of what Ripple is in this bear market....you’d have $2.5million.

At it’s height Ripple was $140BN...you’d have like $35MM if LINK ever got to $140BN, which Ripple achieved with absolutely nothing

Black swan events

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lmao sure 100x would be nice, but you could say the same thing for any other shitcoin in this market. nothing in this world is for certain user

you expect anyone to read that pic?

I never read it either, like with most link fud pastas

Its okay, using link we can automatically convert our node profits to buy impossible burgers and have them delivered to our door and only pay when we accept the package is signed for using the link network. The future is now.

Someone please make the sirgay pumpkin but make his face across the whole pumpkin, pretty please.

> a retard with screencaps of other retards saying retarded and baseless shit
Well that settles it, with an argument that strong I have no choice but to dump my 100k bags.

What is this Oraclize company that will also speak at D1conf? Never heard of them but they seem to do something similar.

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a centralize oracle service, Chainlink will be a network of many Oraclize-like services basicly

And we'll know if the burgers have been tampered with or ruined in transit thanks to smart contracts. This is Sergey's ultimate form.

You should worry about witnet

Happy birthday fren!

downvoted posts and comments with 6 alts
fuck those faggots

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Why is it dumping nooooo

ETH SAN FRANCISCO TALK

FRIDAY
11:40 PM - 12:10 AM
Broadway Theatre
Using Off-chain Data Sources to Trigger Smart Contracts by Sergey Nazarov

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I'll admit... I was an owner of "chainlink" from the ICO, a few others and myself got together for the soul purpose of pumping this "token" and running a shill campaign all over Jow Forums's Jow Forums board. Needless to say it worked better than we thought and we have all sold and retired from what you call "wagecucking" (being a healthy citizen to society). It's sad how many of you still hold onto hope for this "token". Today has ended the date of our NDA within our agreement so I can come clean. Please just sell and save yourself some money, there are much better uses like investing into a house. I live in San Francisco and there are plenty of great opportunities around. This is a dead project selling false promises, did you ever think it would be that easy?

Regards
Former Whale

You're not getting my bags faggot

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Can we make LINKtober actually happen? Any drawfag that can make some Sirgay and Chainlink doodles?

What the fuck? Why is his presentation in the middle of the night?

It's not for burgers, it's for international frens

Links are temporary

Sergey is eternal

>--ETH San Francisco--
>October 5th or 6th - Tech Talk by Sergey at ETH San Francisco

Why the hell would he speak at a make-up artistry conference

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>October 5th or 6th - Tech Talk by Sergey at ETH San Francisco
I can't even find this..

Goes well with the nail salon

Wasn't Augur mentioned by the family larper? Pretty sure he said they'd be using chainlink. I haven't been on biz in a few days so i apologize if someone already brought that up

Augur have In a medium post said that they will use it along with other oracle solutions. So yes and no

uh huh. I know how this goes. "Just forget about docusign". "Forget about October bro, the people pushing that meme were pajeets anyway".

That's my problem with this shit. You get my hopes up and then you just hand waive it away. Meanwhile, my fucking life is falling apart but I'm powerless to do anything about it because I've convinced myself that I'm in on the ground floor of the 4th industrial revolution.

I don't want to go back to work but I don't want to stay here anymore either.

That day i'll get myself a bigmac for you anons. Didn't eat any fast food since 5 years.

>keeps pushing the date back

mainnet is not happening until end of 2019

Where did you get that date from

Some blood from a hemorrhoid looked like 2019