This is my girlfriend

Its a remnant of the past of actual rich people's houses especially old money and people who used to be rich. Phones in every room.

I'll bet 50 ETH that you can't post a pic of her holding a Jow Forums timestamp within the next 30 minutes.

mate, the top women are natural. you got a reject who needs augmentation

>everyone does it now! if u dont like it ur a loser!!
Imagine being so normie that you literally don’t have a defined personality.

>goddess
>fake blonde
hmm

fucking lel imagine bragging about this 'woman', pathetic.

OP you'll never know what it's like to be a beautiful man with high standards. i can tell you're ugly as fuck because you think this literal creatura is remotely attractive

Damn you incels are salty as hell. No wonder you never get laid. When was the last time any of you ate gourmet pizza in bed with a girl? Seriously what’s it like being miserable and poor?

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Nice fake eyelashes lol whore

Post your woman then rakesh

Hey OP, I live in a thirld world country, from things I have seen in life I can assure you that I maybe dont know a lot of this expensive things, but these are the things I already received
-A true "I love you" from a girl that love me and I took her virginity
-The trust of my best friend that I had seen die in my front
-The true hapiness to helped some guys that was starving to death
-The true hapiness of someone that had their faith restored
-True faith of people that doesnt even know you
-The unconditional love of my dogo that I save from death from some crackheads that wanted to trow her in a river

I just hope you have a good life and a health mind, I dont know a lot of this expensive things, I study in a university that I had to hide myself into the bathroom because I didnt had nothing to eat in the break time. The guys have cars and I dont even have a car license, and even so I already fucked some rich girls.

Dont make these jokes on the anons, some of them have real low self esteem and can get fooled by yourself.

You can call me a monkey, a poor guy, anything you want, this doesnt hurt as I'm already used to it, But please dont try to fool yourself, nothing of good will come to punch dead corpses like you are doing now.

Godbless you.

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I'll admit... I was an owner of "chainlink" from the ICO, a few others and myself got together for the soul purpose of pumping this "token" and running a shill campaign all over Jow Forums's Jow Forums board. Needless to say it worked better than we thought and we have all sold and retired from what you call "wagecucking" (being a healthy citizen to society). It's sad how many of you still hold onto hope for this "token". Today has ended the date of our NDA within our agreement so I can come clean. Please just sell and save yourself some money, there are much better uses like investing into a house. I live in San Francisco and there are plenty of great opportunities around. This is a dead project selling false promises, did you ever think it would be that easy.

Regards
Former Whale

A real woman makes effort for her man, stay mad roastie

gourmet pizza? dude thats just peperoni
idc about the broad but get your cuisine right fuck

I guarantee you wouldn’t be able to afford that pizza

I've genuinely had better, sorry to burst your bubble op

Imagine if you be went to the beach with her she just swallowed some seawater and it acted as a laxative and she had anal leakage. Haha. And she asked you to put sunscreen on her. And you put it on her butt and it mixed with the leakage. Haha. Imagine the smell. That would be crazy dude haha. So weird sorry I'm just really random sometimes.

Bro, search for treatment.

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>gourmet
>literally papa john's
nice larp fag, tell mommy to go easy on the tendies and maybe you'll actually get laid

Its pretty good, but sometimes the misery is so heavy that i come to this website called Jow Forums that only incels know of and LARP about being rich.
But seriously, you do understand that anyone with a life like that wouldnt come here right? You do understand that the larp is self revealing right? Or do you also need to LARPas a 3 digit IQ person in order to understand this?

Let the horse run on the loose bro, its what they think its freedom.

Is this board dead? Holy shit this is the cringiest fucking garbage i have seen in a while. Kyselves

That is clearly Papa fucking Johns and the tasteful way the coke can is there makes it clear this is a picture from a photo-shoot.

Why you said I'm cringy bro.

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Don't really care about girls desu

I had a playboy model girlfriend for 6 years. Won't ever have a model girlfriend ever again. Talk about zero personality. zero intelligence.

You will get bored of her within a year than tough it out for another year just because she's good looking and then you will lose your friends then you will basically waste your life away with one girl when you could be banging a differen't one every week because all you need is some looks and some money.

Cant you give me a job? I do in advance so you wont say I'll scam you.

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>gourmet pizza
>everyone takes the bait
Lol Jow Forums is literally fucking dead.

You should get that mole looked at, its asymmetrical with fuzzy edges, could turn into melanoma

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>When u need 2 phone in your shitposts

kek, woman are a burden they are the reward for when you have enough energy to keep them, like an alpaca or exotic pet, they arent something amazing really and when the going gets tough they just become a massive burden making you feel guilty for not being able to be there for them, and OP ive fucked many sluts for free alot
hotter than this one... seems like someone is amazed they even have a girlfriend in the first place? because thats the only reason youd be gushing over a female... that or your american and woman are pedistooled and idolized beyond belief

what a fake slut

>small breasts

>cannot afford a hoe without scoliosis
LMAO at your poor ass

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this, just broke up with a cute 34DD gf because it was a pain, i wanted to get my dick sucked, and i didnt wanna commit to her long term. i still havent gotten my dick sucked since, but those tits were the bomb.

Looks like a low grade version of my wife. Also looks like a bathroom from Trump tower? I’m on the 38th floor if it is.

Fake lips
Tiny tits
Cellulite

>niga you can do better

>shitskin
Enjoy your low IQ children.

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What room? Currently on my way

pre-girlfriend
I made it on pogs and beanie babies

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>titlet with lip filler
>bunch of Charming Charlie's dollar store shit jewelry
>selfie after taking a shit

Haha you fucking pleb

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ew

I can tell you're unhappy because you need to document your life for other people.

That bitch looks fucking stupid, quack quack mr larper

This. If you really are rich(youre not)you shudnt be acting like an absolute faggot

>this woman from this 90s pic is my gf

Excellent bait user kun, EVERYONE is jealous of a guy who owns a time machine!

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>selfie from an iphone
>90's

You're welcome to women like this - she looks like your typical airhead, gold digging, high maintenance whore

Literally may as well pay prostitutes instead - cheaper in the long run

Listen to this pal. He knows the game.

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You're a good man for saving your doggo, Favala-user

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Imagine wanting to call this your gf. Why dont you sad fuckers realise you can find a 7-8 looking girl who will love you if you go on a holiday to a poorer country? If you are below a 4 that is. If you are above a 4 and you are single not by choice its probably your degenerate personality.

This thread sucks. This board sucks. You should all kill yourselves.

Gourmet pizza? Is that what Papa John's call them now? You may have made a few quid but you can't buy class and you, my friend, don't have any.

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