GIMME YO PRIVATE KEYZ WHYTEBOI

GIMME YO PRIVATE KEYZ WHYTEBOI

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*Tee hee* Be gentle with me!

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Or what?

You'll fuck my wife in front of me and force me to watch while I masturbate?

So be it!

*unzips pants*

Okay, let me just grab my ledger
*reaches into pocket, pulls out blade and shanks you in the stomach*
You still want my keys, bitch ass nigga?

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FUCKIN WHYBOI NOT YO DICK CAGE KEYS

What about my Eferiums and Monsantos?

if someone sticks a pistol in your face, and it's not a cocked revolver or something similar with a light trigger pull, you could easily grab the slide and push it to the left while you duck and move your head to the right. Just hold on the slide and when they fire it will jam, preventing a second shot. I honestly think it would be very easy to turn the tables in a situation like this, where the gun is right in front of you, in arms reach.
>slap gun to side, hold slide so when they instinctively fire it can't cycle
>yank the pistol out of their hand (they probably won't be holding it very tight if you catch them by surprise)
>rack the slide and mad dump into center mass before the nigger has a chance to turn around and run away

No one gives a fuck you dumb redneck

Unless you have trained and practiced this sort of thing, that sounds like a good way to get yourself killed.