/smg/ - Stock Market General

DONALD GRUMPF edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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stocks are ez pz!

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>tfw drumpf crashes Twitter with no survivors

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thank you based trump.

im glad i have heavy netlist bags

First for OGEN will go up, the promised moon launch will come
R-right?

LABU
DPST

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which one is better Campbell Soup or BGS?

>tfw Donald Trump texts your phone
>your phone has hermaphrodite loli porn on it

Oh no

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LABU to the moon today!
I'm still consolidating UDOW/TQQQ til the end of the year before buying anything else

my index funds are up almost 1% today alone
shit cant get easier than this

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Theyre both good, but CPB is sort of for sale acquisition wise. Its dropping partly because it seems like khc is not going to buy them
if there any indication of getting bought, it will go to 40

BGS has no gaurentees and recently divested some stuff + has a near 7% dividend so its more prone to drop until treasuries rebound

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I was assured of a moon landing as well.

Surely it will deliver.

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redpill me on ROYT. is Oil good? whats the catch?

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>the absolute state of the US bonds

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You're going to lose it all when the stock market follows the bond market.

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>1%

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I invested in it a few days ago, it's been performing very nicely every day this week. It pays dividends every month as well.

>he doesn't realize I'm hoping for a massive crash
>he doesn't realize you buy the bottom

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OGEN isnt looking so good guys.
It might be time to admit we got dumped not pumped

Lmao the fire rises

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Nani

>literally made $800 today only by investing in safe and stable profits
i am preferring this lifestyle
thanks /smg/ for showing me the light of an early retirement

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my short position on that is so fucking cash

Is BLK the boomer choice for financial stocks?

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>ogen

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>-2%
>on fucking TLT

Some idiots made it today

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watch the vix, she's going to wake up really soon

Can anyone pull up the table on Nasdaq earnings calendar? I'm not seeing it.

d..did stocks just shit the bed because of trump's text

This.

My thoughts

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Earnings season starts next friday with Citibank

Get ready for the biggest moon mission youve ever seen

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time to bail the fuck out folks

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that would be great IF I COULD PULL UP THE HISTORICAL EARNINGS FOR THE CHART

ITS NOT FUNNY

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KEK

I just dumped a grand on some VIX calls, suck my dick and give me money.

Why did it tank?

Reeeeee

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i remember that guys seizure yesterday, based bugatti maserati korean thotty user

BACK IN EVERYONE GET THE FUCK BACK IN

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Thank You Based Trump

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i might dump my eth futures (which are my biggest shame) for this actually, how much are the dividends?

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reminder rising bond yields are going to cause a massive sell off in equities started in fang related sectors and spreading to the broader market in general. you've all been fucking warned.

why tho

W-what happens when they run out of oil?

because of supply and demand

fakest news

JPM, but BLK is good too

> because a bloo bloo
explain coherently why high treasury bond yields will impact the stocks

nice thx

lmgtfy.com/?q=ROYT dividend

OHNONONONO
STOP SELLING

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Gib me a boomer level guaranteed play

why is a share of blockrock almost $500, fucking split you cucks

its trading right on the 200 EMA, if you believe in them its an outstanding purchase time

I spread my busted and loosened faggot ass and can feel the stretch and tear as my soft serve slides out of my war torn body. I am an endomorph or a faggot if you will. I lack inner strength I am a pussy if you will. Yaaaaaaaaaas slay quang, BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

coca cola

you buy another stock

nevermind, rsi is at its peak, i'll hold off for a while thanks though
fake news, oil prices will soar when oilwells starts running dry

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Kraft Heinz

FUCK THIS GAY MARKET

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APOLOGIZE TO ECR. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW.

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because they only have like 150 million shares in circulation

STOP SELLING

IT IS THE FUCKING CHINKS ONCE AGAIN ISN'T IT ???

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they need a 5:1 split what is their problem

what do they even do, it hought blackrock managed a bunch of ETFs, like proshares, or are they a financial company/bank in essence? for that guy that compared them to JPM

GO GO SOUR HOUR!

can you fucking explain why the stock market will crash because of the yield you ominous and passive aggressive fucking faggot

GE

they own Ishares
If you cant afford them, just buy FAS

this will make it the 9th day in row SPX has dumped in afternoon
why am the Bogs doing this? why they no want SPX for hit 3000!?

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I hope none of you own GOV

i can't say it be like i understand either, but just because it isn't easy don't be it be that it do.

Kek all these people in the crypto chats on Robinhood.

Just thought of this, is there anyway we can profit off the imperialist ventures of the Chinese in Africa?

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investing in chinks investing in niggers? just short the whole fucking thing man

theres still 2 months before the big 3000 party

>sold the other day
>bought back the dip today
based

cause zerohedge says so

yeah that's what I thought

invest in AIDS spreading in Chinkland

I could make a clean 20% on TRVN right now, hold or sell?

What did you do, index funds only?

sell 80% and let 20% ride.

It keeps dipping, and I don't have any settled cash.

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Hey bears if that's all you've got you should probably cover your shorts now. I see your sell walls there. Nobody is falling for it. Rec sales start in two weeks. Weed all over the news every day until then.

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Sell before it's too late.

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rising yields castrate the bull

Okay that makes sense, maybe I'll try that with trailing stop losses.

Thank you so fucking much, I'm gonna learn more and start implementing your strategy. I think it will suit me and you probably saved me from harming myself.

I'm indebted to you, dear user. Thank you. Have this webm.

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but it's like litteraly the opposite tho

basically yes, im a wagie living cheaply and i've been putting almost $2k a month on index funds and a few other "regular" stocks for about 2 years now

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Cashed out, thanks user.

you trade the trade, don't try to force shit that isn't there.

I'm in the next thread so that'd be awesome. I'm just wondering how you make your profits consistent and hwo you stay away from disastrious midday crashes.

If I got you correctly, you'd rather buy a dipped stock early on in the day and sell it later on the same day, so as to avoid aftermarket crashes?

Why is everything dropping suddenly? Did someone poop the bed?

i dunno, but this correction is giving me an erection

Newfag here, what's that app?

A profit made is a good tradeā„¢.

HMNY

That's lewd, baggy

What should we buy after the correction, and when?

nasdaq.com/symbol/trvn/stock-consultant

stockconsultant.com/consultnow/basicplus.cgi?symbol=TRVN

the answer is always more cocaine