Who else /madeit/?

>watching GoT with gf
>always though her family was "upper middle" class
>on her phone checking emails, hits one by accident
>165,xxx,xxx
>heart feels like it's going to explode, look at tv trying not to burst out laughing
>turns around and asks if I was looking at her phone
>"no tv is more interesting"

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marry quick and get that divorce rape

tfw poor gf

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you mean 165,xxx.xx

you wouldnt e-mail 165,000,000

>watching GoT with gf
>always though her family was "upper middle" class
>on her phone checking emails, hits one by accident
>777,777,777
>heart feels like it's going to explode, look at tv trying not to burst out laughing
>turns around and asks if I was looking at her phone
>"no tv is more interesting"

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Are you poorer than her?

If so she is a keeper. user, be proud, it means she actually likes something about you, either personality wise or your horsecock that she disregards wealth in picking you as her mate. Redpilled non-NPC patrician grill lad.

It was a larp you dumb niggers

Don't believe what you see on the tv open your eyes

Never stay with a woman just for her money. I dated a girl with a low-key inheritance and monthly stipend of 10-15k for a few years. She too tried to hide it, but damn once I found out there was an insane amount of unspoken leverage.

> Oh you don't want to go to X, even though we'd be first class and in a nice hotel downtown?

No because you're a fucking cunt and would make the whole trip about yourself and I'd have to do whatever you want

> Oh babe, do you want me to buy you a new tv? We could get a big screen if you want

No bitch, you made me turn off the Western Conference Finals for the Kardashians. We'd obviously never watch shit I want

> Oh you want me to get you a Nintendo Wii?

No bitch, I don't want to play the Wii Fit with you

Why do losers like you get a gf and I'm a virgin volcel?

Sounds like you're the loser here buddy

larp fag who would have that much in 1 account

explain to brainlet please. What this 165.xxx means?

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it means his gf has had 165 ex's

It’s a phone number from his bull

i think your question answers itself

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why does pressing 1 show your bank account balance? i do not have this feature on my phone

>He thinks rich people keep that much money on a fucking bank account or brokerage account

Why people likes to pretend-to-be-rich larp?

Your reasoning sounds tremendously retarded.

Well to be fair I knew a guy who inherited 85,000,000 after it was split between him and his sister. It was in a trust account until he was 28 and his sister was 25. Both of them had to receive the money at the same time and the will stipulated them being 25 or something. It wasn't actually 85,000,000 in cash though it was the value of his holdings in the trust which was being actively managed I think.

If she was receiving something from a trust its very possible to have those numbers. He pissed through the money in 4 years investing in shitty developments and other nonsense. He bought a 2 million dollar house demolished it and built a 5 million dollar house on it, drove lambos and ferrari's. His sis is actually better off still he owns like two franchise supermarkets now still "rich" but nowhere near to what he was, sold the house at a loss.

165 million dollars?

Are they captains of industry?

It's her money like 165 million

That's all you. You just need to learn to be a controlling dick

It was probably an email from a nigerian prince

>reddit spacing
>low key
>being this beta
Kys immediately.

i'd play wii fit with my rich gf :,(

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le epic troll bro

surprising barneyfay hasn't shown up yet

Sure got me

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