Spooky Futures Edition

Spooky Futures Edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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Tricked my pet chinchilla into going long on tech on leverage

>:)

THE FIRE RISES

ogen screwed me over

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>title in name field
How do I short this thread?

I can't wait to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and OHNONONONO tomorrow.

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based

Anybody else fall for the 3x leverage ETF meme?

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same I panicked sold to cut my losses
never again will I take the advice from bizraelis

A lot of bloody noses tonight.

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Punk-ass bears. I'm gonna dump $1K into TVIX tomorrow.

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guys im doing heroine
wish me luck

>futures

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don't do it user

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I have to numb the pain

There's talk in Washington that Mueller is about done with the Russia investigation. It's going to be the October surprise that'll tank the market.

If it's bad, Dems might have a chance in November. Dems back in control is bad for the economy because they fucking suck at economics. All they care about are social issues.

It's going to get spicy.

If they ever get power again... short the market with all you have.

>tfw the 30 year golden bull run turns into the mother of all shorts
my body is ready

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fuuuuuuuck a lot of the bad ones happened in Oct it's no coincidence. spooky. good thing I stopped buying my long term shit 5 months ago. gonna pick up some if it dips hard. granted I didn't sell any so it's still gonna hurt. god bless anons may your buttholes whether this storm gently

I have a bunch of Nov 2 CRON calls, already down 1,000 USD.
How fucked am I?

Me. Check out YANG, you niBBa and trade it on the slow stochastic daily chart

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If i'm right about what's going to happen, you should hodl. If i'm wrong, well yur fugged.

Have fun!

bleh i lost 150 on some cron calls, got out and took the loss.

I've been trading YINN, keep trying to bottom fish then getting stop loss'd. Same with BRZU which went up 17% hopefully based Bolsonaro gets the Brazil hyperbulll started

MNGA is going back up r-right

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MNGA going up tomorrow?

Anyone know where I can get real time data and indicators?

no

Well shit.

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OHNONONONO SELL NOW SELL SELL SELL

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t. heroin addict

>tfw bought into VTGN before it went parabolic and a fuckton of short term traders and weak handed FOMOers bought in

REE FUCK OFF
I JUST WANT TO HODL

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no but seriously guys I bought into MNGA at .67, it's going back up right? RIGHT? this stupid trade is counteracting all of my other gainz

heroine addict, crack addict, sex addict, GAMBLING addict...you know name it bud, I'm a lifer in this game

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Just wash your money between YINN and YANG on the stochastic oscillator. You literally win every time

No, all these shitcap stocks are going haywire. And you know what that means - market crash coming soon

gee I don't know

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What's the best website and/or program for technicals?

tradingview

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think or swim

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, fucking poor cock suckin idiot hahaha

FInviz

It went up to like .71 yesterday you faggot, they're expanding in EU.

tfw failed at making new thread correctly
cant i do anything right

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IDK, I didn't have much in it so I may just let it ride.

>Like every eight out of ten bioshit and weedlmao stocks are up 5-10% today
>Everything else is even or down like 2% (except oil cause fuck it)

I don't know what's worse, all of these idiots making tons of bank or me being to retarded to jump in.

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I just use YahooFinance on my computer. Hell, even my bank, TD offers technicals. Not only that, it offers a program that scans all the technicals and price patterns before relaying them as a number of bullish/bearish signals

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Canadian TD? That's my broker, but never really checked out their technical shit

what kind of pajeet apple pie is this

>he isn't all in on pineapple nations
What's it like being a pleb? Here. Come learn something.
>>disc dot gg MGpqUN

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Yes. Feels good making these mad trades in the ol’ TFSA and paying no tax on it

I pray G-d guide you into the path of good

That feel when you have $500 in puts on tqqq

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Options learner here, just placed my first 3 long calls for tomorrow. Was browsing through stocks and options for 4 hours cuz everything seems too overbought or too undervalued for limited time based purchase

Why

It was actually pretty good. The cores of the fruit melted right off. Based pie design imo

U wot m8

nigger there's a baked pear in the middle of that apple pie, how the fuck is that gonna be good

I got BTFO, had my TFSA maxed out at like 65k now down to 50k because I fucked up and didn't use a stop loss lmao, now I'm just gonna use it for couch potato investing until retirement and use my US cash account for actual trading

You leave my fucking pie alone. It was pristine in taste and engineering
Oh shit mate. I almost got murdered on pot stocks but I held strong and left every position in the green. RTI.V is thelast frontier and the weekly technicals are a total replica of the December bull run

Also if you have to make a blind trade with no info but chart and 3 indicators of your choice. What indicators you pick to decide the trade strategy you're going to execute.

I'm not going to tell you here

YINN/YANG

Bollinger bands
Stochastics
CCI

>Also if you have to make a blind trade with no info but chart and 3 indicators of your choice

Simple: I wouldn't

Actually scratch that- trade crypto solely off of the moon phase indicator. My pet chinchilla does this

this guy right here.....he is what we call a woman, take note and never be like this guy

You roll a D20 and based on your roll add a modifier to a D100 roll. This is going to give you access to a chart with 500 options on it which will prompt you to roll a D500.

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Not an option, evil chinks are pointing gun at ya and you have to decide whether to go up down or sideways


Thx, I'm asking cuz I usually go by what feels reasonably priced and direction is kinda clear but I want to step up my game there are so many stuff to learn that I don't know where to begin amping up my knowledge

drop some LSD and look inward to decide on the "right" stocks to hold or short

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CCI
MACD
RSI

The best thing that helped me is bringing up various oscillating charts up and looking into the equity’s history to see how accurate each indicator is. Sometimes you find combos where 2 technicals, when they agree, give you an accurate buy signal in conjunction with a 3rd indicator that gives you sell signals

Interesting , I currently trade solely on chart itself and RSI or more like its correlation I always thought 3 indicators in agreement is minimum reasonable trader should have to place trade


Thx, looks like CCI is first on learning list

did you save the wojaks I gave you

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lsd doesnt give you any new information dumbass

On high dose DXM(>1500mg) you can contact extrademensional entities and gain outside knowledge

>Tfw they think a crash is a bad thing

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Kek I remember this goy, what was his weed stock again?

For some reason it has a side effect of me wanting to buy silver. I'm fighting it for now

Try setting the RSI to 7 periods and 3 periods. See what kind of signals that yields you

>bull market ends
>liquidate portfolio
>buy utilities, precious metals and SQQQ on the way down
>market begins to recover
>liquidate portfolio again
>buy back in at the bottom

sounds fine to me, desu

guys like the idiot in the picture are going to get their asses so fucking roasted. canopy is literally the only company you should be investing in but only at or below $50 a share

Wrong. Radient technologies inc. has impeccable buy signals on the weekly, plus Supreme Cannabis releases their earnings in late October, just as they have secured dealings with practically every major provincial monopoly in Canada

RSI is purdy gud.
Used it today for a NBEV rebound play for a quick 100 bucks.

>tfw missed LODES spike in the morning earlier today and made less of a profit than I could have
I could have had literally double my investment

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>Radient technologies

Literally work down the street from this company and have a friend working there

IGC

There are so many people like him who do the same thing over and over again, but they never learn

why utilities tho?

IGC

as a hedge
no matter what happens to the economy, people still need water and electricity

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>There are so many people like him who do the same thing over and over again, but they never learn
yep. its so fucking comical that people are doing the same fucking thing as in crypto and investing in penny weedstocks praying for a pump instead of investing with the big players that have real world investments from established multibillion dollar companies

I'm using 14 but with 40 60 instead of 30 70 room. It gives me sort of 3 parts where I expect to see certain behavior of a chart based on RSI in upper or lower part and if they sync the way I want them to it is a subject to potential purchase. Will check 3 and 7. Maybe something over 20 too ?

How do I make gains when they want 37 percent of my gains, when I got a littler pocket change.

>constellation brands bought 5 billion USD worth of canopy shares
>constellation brands is one of the most valuable companies in the united states and is behind corona and modelo
now tell me why exactly constellation brands would pour 5 billion into canopy if they did not believe it was a good play?

they trade in the short term, FOMO and panic sell on a regular basis, and make nearly all of their decisions based on emotion and blind speculation without doing any research on a company's fundamentals
they're like a textbook explanation of what not to do, yet there are still so many of them

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I had that old grimy fuck so much

What if I'm short term speculator that looks into long term vector and fundamentals? I look through financial and year technical analysis and if it looks bullish I go for a short term position in the direction of long term potential vector

NOBODY BETTER SELL TOMORROW

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I might just sell

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