/smg/ - Stock Market General

happy meal edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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first for bogs

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It hurts.

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first for slow and safe index funds
guaranteed money over time

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*rejects call*

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Is this the end?

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OGEN TO THE MOON BY FRIDAY!

who else got margin called today?

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youre gonna need two phones to speak to both bogs

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linking post for posterity

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Redpill me on ROYT. are the 11% dividends unsustainable?

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Yea. Sell everything asap.

I just YOLOd on TQQQ. How long do I wait for gains?

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Memefolio is up over 100% on the day, this is a special day for me frens.

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Some fucker on here said it would moon yesterday.

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predictions for NBEV?

Never. My shares as well as yours will be liquidated.

dont forget to buy this fake ass dip
also Chad2000 struck bottom band

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60 years. Problem? you youngins aint got no patience

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This is also the only day of the year where the memefolio is green, buy the dip.

I know this product well and have been following it for months. Been here since .90 and I'm not letting go. The only product of it's kind it the field right now. We gonna moon baby, hold on tight!

THREAD THEME!
youtube.com/watch?v=jFsqgx9ahjk

But the dip isn't over.

>up 100% today
>still down 90% on the year

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To the moon or to an early grave. No in between. Strangle it.

FUCK NBEV!
OGEN OGEN OGEN OGEN!
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

It's going to pump into close isn't it?

>Norsk Hydro seems like a nice stock for ez dividends, seems like it was the bottom
>Down 20% because of brazillian monkey niggers
AAAAAAAAAAAH

NIOmarines, we're still net-positive from Tuesday's close! Blue skies ahead!

*ring ring* Margin call...

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>mfw I buy more

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Saw VIXY hit its low yesterday and bought 5 calls expiring january. Literally within 10 minutes this dump started and it feels so good.

Question is: how long will this last? Are we seeing another Jan/Feb blip on the radar, or will this recover next week?

Just doubled down on LABU and bought a shit ton of FNGU

Too easy

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I’d say it’s like 10% to the moon 90% early grave

I mean it isn’t even clear that they even have first movers advantage considering they haven’t actually made a move yet

this only the beginning. wait until the normies hear the news tonight from the lame stream mainstream media.

What are the hot meme stocks you lads are looking to make a quick buck on?

How'd you manage the quads you faggot? Although it is a good play. This dip is fake and gay.

>YOLOd
>$200

Must really suck being poor, huh?

Dollar getting hit and yields coming down very slightly. Could reverse at any minute and keep going down. Too hard to tell right now.

OGEN!
3 BY FRIDAY!
I thought the user was selling snake oil but after doing my own research, the charts indicate an uptrend. It's stabilizing now at around 1.50 and should rocket from there!

it better

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Get ready for an 8% to 13% stock market correction

16-26%
ftfy

still holding NLST
anyone think it will recover?

UDOW isn't even hurt that bad.
TQQQ was a regrettable mistake

>being this new to /smg/
To answer your question newfren it really really does suck.

I should have cashed out and bought in again today because I know a correction was coming reeeee

Thinking about buying the dip but I'm pretty sure tomorrow is a red day too.

Give me a good stock I can add to my longterm port today.

mfw I bought the peak of VXX yesterday.

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>DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM

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$PNUS

STOP SHILLING OGEN

Where is that clown who a few days ago was yapping at me about how Gartman is never ever wrong?

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ROAD, ROAD, ROAD

/smg/ - I want my mommy edition
Alll my gains this year fucking GONE - I’m underwater. Who do I sue?

>AMZN touching the 1-hour 377 line
>sweatingsnek.jpg

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I think I'm going to hold onto these VIXY calls for another day. Dollar acts like it wants to creep back up and yields aren't dropping fast enough to have any impact.

min are so far ITM, might as well let them ride over night.

powell

I can't help it dude, I know the product well and if it gets fast tracked by the FDA it's going to SOAR dude...you gotta believe me! Trust me!

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SPY might break below 288

gg no re

If I had balls I would close them all and buy more OTM ones with tomorrows expiration. Like when your running hot at the casino, just keep betting more.

>he thinks yields can rise higher without intervention

They obviously arent going higher until the next rate hike

$XLF imo

Kek good job baggy, I'm proud

Did i do good today biz? Sold everything yesterday as i was anticipating a dip today. Bought as much as i could with my weak ass $700 portfolio

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Why?

90% of this thread will be complete losers by next month. The market is going to wipe their portfolio clean.

How does that make you all feel? Are you going to make it?

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my faggot ass is blown out from having unprotected sex with niggers

Anyone got the google drive for the "legally purchased books" pdfs? Please?

just gonna chalk up today as a loss and stop looking today after selling the FNGU.

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lose on what?

You should be buying as much as possible right now

WHAT THE FUCK IS DRUMPF DOING?????

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face it, this is a multi-day dipper. Going long here is asking your self to get trapped.

Why did you become a loser a few months ago? Just ahead of schedule?

>LCI
>HMNY
>BIG 5
>HIV with a Mexican tranny
>GF left you

I’m already a complete loser so it won’t bother me.

no Im not going to face it, Im going to win, just like every other time

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Are you suddenly a hyper bear or something?

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gonna have to agree with here and hold off for a bit while im still positive on it. can start distributing it back into a couple other ones.

do whatever you want... nobody said you have to go all in in 1 day

OH BABY

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Bullshit. Fake dip is fake.

I usually always have puts on something. Theres alot of stocks i'm bearish on. Im not a permabull.. i just trade the trade..

big5guy doesnt even study the sp500 nor care about it

We're all young here. In the long run we would benefit from a crash to buy the bottom and retire early in 20 years

>big5guy doesnt even study the sp500 nor care about it
this is true.. he doesn't.. he never has and i'm sure he has told everyone in here that he doesn't plenty of times

I dont care that you WANT a crash, I only look at the cold hard facts

There isnt going to be a crash, so buy the dip

Lies! The teeth of the Golden Bear are already sinking into your tender bull flesh.

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WHAT?!?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THAT LOUD CRASHING NOISE.

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Its fine to be bearish or have puts. I misunderstood the tone I suppose.

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I suppose if you short the market every single day, eventually youll be right once

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Wait till Tuesday then short the vix

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Isn't monday a trading holiday, or is that just in Canada?

i dont know what to do, everytime i start buying i get caught in a serious dip. i want to hold but it doesnt seem to find a bottom.

sigh. whats causing this today?

WEAK HANDS

>mid-teens

If you have far OTM options during the crash, you make back far more than you lost earlier.

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I don't understand options. if you had 1k on an otm how much would you have made today?