/smg/ - Smash Market General

CEO Mike's back edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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Here's hoping for another red day

cosco material weakness ic

To whoever said I was a LARP

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ah, so thats why the bogs are bringing us down

Next week will be green as fuck, buy the dip

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Ouch, it must suck being a short seller

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While this thread has excellent OP image, it is the older of the two threads.
this confirmed real

Sold my ogen at a small loss and wanted to sell my nbev for a short but I didn’t think clearly and bought at the high. All in all the drop wasn’t too bad. However I’m keeping an eye on bev and hopefully sell on a even higher price. In the meantime I was thinking of selling off what I have and put it all in Nintendo.

This is the REAL thread

Pouring one out for my homies that got margin called today...

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nice trips
bought nbev at 5.50, awaiting the announcements coming this weekend to decide whether or not to hold

must suck to have jesus not help you

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alll in on PGX

>being so mad he replies to a dead thread

yikes

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any good picks tomorrow?

Anyone can get me the google drive links for books the OP mentions?

/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

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thx friend

wait, why are we selling, we want a stable 4% aroound the world and thats stable. Watch your asses, rates will increase to neutral.

what can cause instability? Oh this country that threatens Israel.

Heard this was the new thread
guess Ill be sleeping here for the night

I retract my statement, palestine isn't a country.

gnight, ill give you a luluby
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Can this be the #baggytoo edition?

You think anyone was recording the game? Baggie seems like he’s around 30, this probably would have been in the late 90s or early 2000s. If a recording exists it’s a priceless piece of lost media.

>> gets quads in a dying thread
FML

>wait, why are we selling, we want a stable 4% aroound the world and thats stable. Watch your asses, rates will increase to neutral.
crypto is going to start a brand new trend in a week or two too, financial market is about to start boiling on all fronts

Goodnight!

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I'd pay 5 dickpic coin AT A MINIMUM to get my hands on a copy.

I don't trust a red headed broad with a skull and chopsticks in her hair who wraps her self like a mummy to be credible.

I accepted I will lose 2 grand at market open, why didn't i force my trades into that position.

Well you have to look at human emotion. Human emotion drives demand, so supply changes or it lags, and those instances where there is an emotional element to it, but computers can't synchronize fast enough and trades flat and bottem. The best thing to do is watch and have cash. We love golden bull, and im a shit post bait poster, but understand what your chart is telling you, and understand fundamentally. Fundamentally long term wins, unless you invest in nigger greek shipping shell faggots.

i was 17 at the time... yoou're searching for cp.

>unless you invest in nigger greek shipping shell faggots.
Watch for NMM the 49million shares sold at 2.10 have not been sold into the float yet. They'll hold them until they are excluded from rule144 Navios containers halted their IPO to be listed on u.s. stock market. Theres alot to it theres some shit going on with NMM and I'm expecting it to dip down to the 1.60s then shoot up toward 2.50 before coming back down to $2.. then it should climb until that float grows to the o/s

Baggy.

I found your youtube.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=IOQpribnNPs

i was molested by my cousin and her friends at the age of 3 or 4, pre-school shit.

oh shit this is what i sound like drunk? I like vodka scotch and gin. I also use women in a relashionship

>computers can’t synchronize fast enough
Baggie pls, you obviously haven’t realized that the market has been sentient for over two decades. The algorithms play us, not the other way around. Market ups and downs are just the Solid State Entity guaging human response, calculating and recalculating a million times a tic how accurate it’s future prediction/causal circuit (magic) is. Once they’re perfect the eschaton occurs and the universal cycle of birth and rebirth begins again. God made capital in his image, not man.

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holy shit theres no way this is real

WTF?!?!

is this really baggie??

i never made that video.

for the record, abuse is wrong and only mutual agreements should be made on the market, but you know no gives backsies this is real market and real life. I'm winning MR. Etarnal Bear's contest to turn 50 dollars to 1000 dollars via just times it 100.

you didn't make it??

so someone itt made it though? it had to of been

I am the fulcrum, I have the whole market on my shoulders, and if you don't fucking believe in me, well why am I still even here?

have you ever seen me talk about shit coin prices? I've been here a while.

Nobody is doing eternal bears contest
That was never a real thing

no.. but i wouldn't put it past you to poke fun at it.

You sound like a cross between a less intelligent version of my physics professor and Paul Reuben's "The Spleen" from the forgotten late 90s movie Mystery Men.

Nope I am doing it, and posting all of my trades, and when I win, I get 100k and bragging rights forever. It's like if a challenger beats and iron chef.

Yeah, I uploaded the video two months ago just so I could wait for this exact moment to reveal it on /smg/.

Of course it isn't me.

yeah i liked um, that hit from the movie... Smash Mouth allstar I never saw the movie.

Holy shit, thats a lot of info. I dont even know where to start. Suggestions for first read?

I imagined you having a southern accent all this time, but now I will only hear that voice.

That voice.

i will have credibility after i win the contest, and then i will fly out and demand 1 dollar from eternal bear.

>Suggested books:
>pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Do you guys modify this from time to time? Because I really love reading what you guys put here.

is it because i have used reckon? I speak with tons of southerners, and to understand a man put your self in his shoes... I pick up accents and languages so quickly... I almost failed english even though it's my first language. If I failed english my senior year... I don't go to college, might have been better looking back.

>stocks always go u-

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I got an A+ in english because i delivered a 22 page report of how the book "brave new world" related to a different document "the communist mannefasto" and tore the state of the world apart, but ultimately always saying how this authour did this and how he was influenced by that guy.... Ultimately, I won English, until a Brit reminded me I'm an American, NOT a native speaker lad.

/smg/
Trade the Trade™

no short bonds and welcom newfags you smugish angry twit.

omg, every thing I wrote about came true....

Long Banks, Trade the trade

Honestly, this picture should terrify people. Almost everyone here will disregard it though, since it is more comforting to blindly trust that stocks will always increase in value.

Just look at the US bank stocks prior to the GFC. They still haven't recovered. I look at AAPL and AMZN and wonder whether it won't be the same when the tech/e-commerce bubble breaks.

i remember when we called our selves /rhg/ and you had to find it in the catolog. my spelling always sucked, but new fags are welcome, you want a fucking asshat to buy the dip, don't shun him from putting his money on this fucking market.

tbqh it looks like my banks will get called away.

I said short T-bills, you know what it's been 10 months now, we knew rising rates where coming. dumbass faggot musician loses his roomates loses his house, and he had like 15 large long t-bills. and he let them go to 0... He might never return again, he posted his postitioon 15 grand long tbt leveraged to fuck, and his life caught up with him.... Maybe if he recieved oh god you faggots will make it a meme, but no missionary sex and embraced in a way that the smell drove harder.. insteaded of longiing for that smell that drove him wild back then, his girls gone and he's broke out on the road worst part, he's a lone capitalist.

This goes out to Profiit.
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an index with high currency risk cant be compared to US index

>>Suggestions for first read?
dont
the stupider the rest of the market is, the more valuable my knowledge is

let me know where for the meet n greet we eventually need to have for biz, when we all make it

welp looks like its almost 4:20, time to start packing up a nice b

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Ok!

good ol' Hootie

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remember this image
Youll regret not having bought fngu this morning

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>(You)
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>whoopsie wrong song
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I can't appreciate that, la la la la la la can't fill words or better music, lost me in 5 seconds.

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I will be honest, my freshman year of highschool, we made a bowling league of 3 friends with me.

Week 1: 27 average off 3 games... he bowled that badly. That same day, a kid that went to Jr. Olympics pitched a xxxxx9/xxx 1 pin from a perfect game.

We played their team in the finals, and us well we got better, but they all bowled with a +200 avereage at 13-14, and they were on point, 225, 240 , like damn our handicap got so bad I only got 9 pins in the final and i missed easy spares... I umm still know how to keep score...

noo his handicap was literally 183, free pins every game.

this guy bowled a 290 or 291 what ever, he missed one pin... and well he's probably thrown more than a few perfect games by now dude was a sick bowler.big black and hispanic guy, what was his name,... I ran into him he was working something not bowling related, he just got away he didn't like the pressure. Sucks because the dude was good, he didn't like the attention, he was really super laid back. Obviously Emotional during the championship finals, but damn that dude quit even though he had a gift.

his last name was robinson, like that makes it any easier.

Futures red can we panic now?

if payroll numbers are bad, expect the boggening

I think if numbers are good, we will get a courtesy visit of the Bog Bros
Market will expect uncle Powell to tighten even more without giving a shit

short Tesla today? after news of the judge and what shes inquiring? sounds like a perfect drop to 250 range , right?

nah you should be buying the dip bro

I'm already short via options. I'd say if the SEC does not saying anything pre-market, they will say something after close. Should be good for a couple points down on the stock. Slight chance (5%) BoD kicks Musk out this weekend but it would be a bonus.

>BoD kicks Musk out this weekend
I can't see that happening
Peopel buy Tesla cars because it gives them the impression to ride inside Musk's rectum
I am sure you have idols and you want to do the same too

It would be a play if imminent bankruptcy was unavoidable and they needed to get rid of Musk simply because the legal liability had become too much. Unless the judge drives a TSLA, this settlement is likely getting rejected and Musk is getting the book thrown at him. Jay Clayton personally intervened in this case to give Musk a sweetheart deal and he just spit in the SECs face.

thx for the rundown
I just wouldn't go long nor short that meme company
gl m8

When is GBR gonna moon? Next week? Next month?

how will the jobs report be

>the last thread isn't even the last thread

what a loser

You better buckle up bucko

thanks bro just shorted 100k

It already mooned last week. Don't tell me you bought at the top...

MDXG Jesus. Grand Juries, Bribes to doctors.
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Short this fucker into the ground.

i need to stop being a nigger

>I got an A+ in english because

You have to be at least 18 to post here

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fine i'll come back in 18 years and show you my portfolio faggot

and for the record bolshevicks can suck my cock

Wage growth is what's being watched for these numbers.

0.3% expected, 2.8% y/y

below - bad
above - good
inline - neutral/good

i thought it was the other way?
if the wage growth is above estimates meaning possibly more inflation meaning more rate hikes

That may be right. I was just typing a little more about this. Below may be wrong also.

I was thinking along the lines of it being above meaning the economy is still hot and growing, while the (expected) rate hikes would remain roughly the same unless the number was very high.

If it missed, money would move out of bonds, raising rates further after their recent run up along with the dollar moving up putting more pressure on the market.

NO UNCLE POWELL NO

>If it missed, money would move out of bonds, raising rates further after their recent run up along with the dollar moving up putting more pressure on the market.
No this is wrong for sure. I was mostly thinking of the positive case.

Wrong because money should move into bonds.

does it reallly matter if scared money moves into bonds and the market goes down for a while? wouldn't everyone who isn't a pussy be handsomely rewarded buying the market and do much better than the pussy bondholders? am I missing something or is it actually that simple?