"So to save money on our electricity bill my family just started taking cold showers...

coffee or caffeine pills do the same thing and you get a nice warm shower instead

Cold showers alone made my resting heart rate drop by 10 points. The human body evolved to resist cold, so you need some exposure to it.

Kys fat incel.

The absolute moron. Coffee stimulates sympathetic activity, cold does the opposite.

Coffee doesn't work on me idk why. I've started to enjoy cold showers so there's no problem with that. I usually start with warm anyway and then switch to cold.

I take cold showers every summer just cool myself down, but the water that comes out is barely cold as it's so hot down here in Australia all the water pipes heat up.

During winter though fuck off, having a warm shower. You fags who think cold showers are some type of lifestyle or that they effect you in any way are fucking moronic. And yes I've had cold showers in winter because sometimes the hot water runs out and I am forced too have a cold one, I fucking hate it, and it's literally no different to a warm one aside from it's uncomfortable and I feel cold afterwards.

If you take cold showers purposefully so you can tell others about how good it makes you feel. I want you to kill youself.

This, no NPC takes cold showers (unless they're the villain)

Lmao I take cold showers so I can have that energized feeling not to shill it to others. Warm showers are comfy as hell not arguing that. They are even comfier if you do cold and then switch to warm.

It's not a lifestyle, exposure to cold has well documented health benefits. In fact, the obesity epidemic is in part caused by lack of exposure to cold (i.e. living in heated environments).

I get tired after hot showers. Also feeling cool water on your skin is just pleasant in its own way. Also, fun fact, Greeks thought hot showers were gay. Have some mentally off friends who insist on scalding max heat. Doubt it makes that much of a difference on your bill though.

>If you take cold showers purposefully so you can tell others about how good it makes you feel.
or they take cold showers, feel good about it and tell other people about it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Personally I love washing my head with warm water and then letting cold water run on my back a few minutes until I don't feel cold anymore. Especially after exercising and saunas.

>coffee jew
>caffeine jew
>when you can just wake up through a shower

Same. I think hot water is actually not good for skin, or steam.

caffeine tolerance is real tho

I take cold showers, mostly because it's better for skin and hair also you feel much cleaner after the gym if you follow it up with a cold shower

I feel energized when I wake up anyways. I guess you have some seriously problems if you need to take a cold shower to wake up and feel energy. Maybe you should visit a doctor.

The greeks also though sticking your penis in a mans anus wasn't gay. But that having your anus penetrated by a penis was gay. So I don't give a fuck what retarded greeks think about sexuality.

Spartans were also exclusively homosexual for the formative years of their life until they were adults when they first got to fuck a woman. It was noted that they were so fucking gay they couldn't even get it up for a woman anymore so they had to shave the woman's head so she was bald, and fuck her in the dark so that they could pretend she was a male.

Anyone taking greeks seriously is retarded.

I'm not obese.

I don't like you at all. If you came up to me and told me you felt really good after taking a cold shower this morning, I would instantly dislike you and consider your brain fucked for finding comfort in a cold situation.

>mad skinny onions boy

>The greeks also though sticking your penis in a mans anus wasn't gay. But that having your anus penetrated by a penis was gay. So I don't give a fuck what retarded greeks think about sexuality.
>Spartans were also exclusively homosexual for the formative years of their life until they were adults when they first got to fuck a woman. It was noted that they were so fucking gay they couldn't even get it up for a woman anymore so they had to shave the woman's head so she was bald, and fuck her in the dark so that they could pretend she was a male.
>Anyone taking greeks seriously is retarded.

You got any sources on that. Sounds fucking hilarious abd wouldn't mind reading more on it without having to search shit like " bald Spartan gay sex" for hours

also the dopamine increase is nice and has been proven in clinical settings
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2 minutes at 20c can skyrocket dopamine also has cadiovascular benefit due to vasoconstriction in fact a lot of "hydrotherapy" was bulk upon extremes, extremely cold water and saunas both have benefits so a mixture between both is ideal, cold showers increase test and saunas can increase hgh, both things help skin, hair, heart and mood but warm showers aren't really good for anything

I did feel superior for taking cold showers when I had to get up at school at 6 am every morning. It woke me up and got me ready for the day ahead.

I still feel superior to you, but that's not really related to showering.

I studied ancient history. I can't remember the name of the textbook it was years ago. Also to find a place dark enough they would use a special fuckhouse with no windows and fuck in that fully enclosed blackened out room. IIRC the woman also had to cover her body fully (as in some makeshift burqa like shit) beforehand so the guy couldn't see her to keep up the illusion he would be fucking another man. That room would also be reused by every other male when it was time to impregnate their wife too. So it likely wasn't very clean.

Greeks are the gayest faggots in history.

Your feelings betray you.

You sound like a little bitch

Come to Norway and try your cold shower meme in the winter, you cocksucker, you'd die from hypothermia.

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This is why Norway will fall to Islam.

Cold shower != Freezing cold shower

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If you need a shower to wake up you aren't gonna make it.

Nice meme picture, we've never had a black Miss Norway.

kek, why are all you fags so upset about how other people shower? just shut up about it and do w/e you want. i cringe when ppl talk about this shit irl

This.

>mfw I can wake up every morning and not even take any kind of shower
>still feel awake and energized
>mfw these s.oylent chugging cucks here absolutely need to waste time on uncomfortable cold morning showers just to reach their baseline so they can survive the day

It feels good to have superior genetics. Honestly cold shower shills remind me of no fap shills, another group of losers giving up their comforts to try and enhance their bodies because they need every last drop of juice out of it to not be absolutely pathetic and below baseline.

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Triggered NPC. Please move to containment

>have sex with adolescent boy
>call hot showers gay

Kek

Am I the only one who starts with hit water, then after having showered in nice steamy hot water I turn it gradually to coldest setting and stand in it for a few minutes.

I reckon it's better to have a nice heated up inner body and nice cool skin to wake me up. Same logic as in saunas, which I also visit a few times weekly.

>saw a guy on a street corner standing there and existing in a solid state of matter

fucking npcs right bros

Anyone taking ancient greeks NOT seriously is retarded. Literally one of the best civilizations ever.

You think Miss Northern Ireland is black LOL

>brewing beer at this dudes place
>his gf's dad gets home
>topic of showers comes up
>find out they turn off the water while they wash their hair to save money.

They weren't even poor or anything just fucking cheap bastards. Like ffs I don't even use shampoo but sometimes I just sit down in the shower plug the drain and just have a nice sit-down shower-bath.

How do you even wash your hair without water?

Cheap faggots like that are the most annoying kind though. Too jewish to spend a dime for comfort so they take them and their families back to the stone age.

Okay pederast.

agreed same with rock climbing, those shoes shaped like feet, and taking pictures of your food to post on the internet. these people need to be forcibly sterilized

humans evolved in sub saharan africa you dumb nigger

Asceticism is just one more form of virtue-signalling. "I can live without x, y, or z creature comforts, therefore I'm better than you."

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It's done during deployments too. You just get fully wet, turn off your shower, shampoo/condition, then once you're fully covered in soap and shampoo you turn it back on and wash it all off.

>degenerate greeks and spartans
No wonder their cultures failed

What about Ice King?

And then when we spread around the globe we stopped evolving right? That's why everyone from around the world looks the same right? Kill yourself.

Cold showers are also healthy for the skin user... How clean are the rooms.

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