/smg/ - Stock Market General

CEO Mike's back edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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first for the bogs

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meant to say Soap Edition

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JUST'd
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Still time to buy some nasdaq puts?

You guys holding on?

THE CHINESE HAVE HACKED THE GLOBAL ECONOMY

ITS FUCKING OVER

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Of course. It’s not a loss until you sell

If someone in here knows anything about VTL could you please give me a quick run down?

CEO Mike's live interview

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Upswing confirmed

I hope anons are reaping profits from EDZ and YANG. And AMD is going to be on discount until ER, so it's a nice time to buy I mean SELL.

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That wasn't the bottom at all! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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First for pain

>It just doesn't stop dropping

How the fuck is crypto coins the most stable thing in my portfolio today, usually it's coins that are shitting the bed, and stocks that keep me green

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So uhh wahts going on with shit like SPY and QQQ latley ??

Why they on sale

VTI is the vanguard total market ETF

>MFW trying to do sober october
It's a good wake up call about how addicted I was too weed though

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Funding secured

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Reminder to not sell because Trump will get the feds to use QE to pump the economy back up if it gets into trouble.

Tripled down on LABU LABU and FNGU

>mfw

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*teleports a chinese botnet onto your OS*

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>-1.26%

Hey at least you’re right on part with VTI, could be seen as a good thing I suppose

I clearly wrote VTL... with an L at the end Not an i...

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YOU TOLD ME TO BUY THE DIP

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fuck that sounds like a good idea

oh well, time to take hits from the bong so i dont panic sell today

>comfey
its december already?

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Is that all?

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BUY MORE AND STOP SELLING

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I've lost money on options 100% of time so far in my life. But this really seems like a lock there's no way I can lose on this. Everyone is in panic mode and shits going down fast.

think carefully about the global economic ramifications of chinese manufacturing a threat to national security

>there are actually people here NOT buying the triple Q and Chad2000 while at the trendline

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how does it keep dumping ;_;

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surely you've just had bad luck every time up till now

Upswing confirmed
I got bored. Also never post that pic again plz

>When bloomberg causes the second great depression

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imo no ones really panicking because it that were true, it would have dumped more over night

maybe giving manufacturing to the chinese wasnt such a good idea after all

Find American companies that are indicating a move out of CHYNA to the surrounding countries like Taiwan Japan Vietnam Thailand Singapore etc. Better yet find semis that are going back to the USA, and go long. It's going to be a bitter four years of rebuilding and investing but it can be done.

It looks like their stock tanked because they gave up on the liver treatment they were developing on because it wasn't getting the results and now it sounds like they are back at the drawing board. Dunno, it's a pharma company. It's probably going to bleed until they announce something new or if they get more funding.

Hate to say this but it was the Democrats under Clinton... why do think we had a surplus... we were exporting all manufacturing jobs... getting left behind

more like correction from the FED shitpost.

God, what cunts the Clintons are. I'm seriously surprised with the body count they have racked up over the years that we don't see people openly trying to take revenge on them.

thanks.. did you just glance at the news? i was kinda wondering if they're going to be able to stay afloat while awaiting for other things to come through.. like cash flows and what not.. but thanks i appreciate it.

This is great, Were gonna make so much money buying right now

oh-oh

Just trade the trade bro.
I don't give a fuck about the company...
Just the share structure. What's the short float at? Stay poor, just trade the trade

I agree with your post but
>Taiwan
many Taiwan based companies have been infiltrated by Chinese spies. No-go.

I did just to see why they took such a huge shit with their stock. I mean financials wise, it's a pharma company--they don't make money at all until they get results and have a product to sell. Financially, it looks like they are just making a loss year after year with around -$50,000 usually.

The virgin TQQQ vs the Chad UDOW

well look who it is.. coming in being an autistic child....... again...... what a suprise

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ARE WEED STOCKS IN A BUBBLE MY DUDES?

also damn TRST about to get lit

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>S&P just broke trend

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Im down like 7% on labu labu FUCK

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hi if you wouldnt mind posting about LCI and killing yourself instead of autistic rantings that would be great

ouch

>ARE WEED STOCKS IN A BUBBLE MY DUDES?
most of them have popped already

thanks

heres a (you)

My 5k is now 20k, you can all go fuck your selves and watch me win the Eternal Bear's contest.

Dont let yourself change from a bear to a pig, you know what happens to pigs.

>20k
so is that a new all time high or what?
you must have known about the China hack in advance, smart guy

(((You)))

Realized or unrealized gain? There's a difference.

>> Also never post that pic again plz

little close to home?

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you really had to post that in both threads? lol.. i think you'll make it

>.......on my paper trading account

*crack*
bought the dip bro
*sips*

Fed should just leave interest rates near zero forever. What could go wrong?

Yall better be sellin

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show your closed positions on those mega gains. i don't believe you took your profits yet

holy shit 33 percent gain from snap puts. thanks to the anons for such a great idea.

wew I haven't been JUSTED like this since February

On what?

Why is SNAP shitting its guts out right now?

thots love instagram now. snap just needs new colored icons for their iphones. see lululemon strategy.

the company sucks...??

budweiser why?

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stop being emotional bitches and hodl

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I seriously bought the dip 8000 times man.

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>snap just needs new colored icons for their iphones

wat?

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But thots still use it and there is also a potential buy out that could happen.

FUCKING SHITTY MARKET!!!

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

In 2 weeks I'll have $1500 to invest. What fren should I get?

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buyout yes, but whoever buys it wants it cheap. they will drive the price into the ground to buy it cheaper.

who would buy it? The company is overvalued as shit. The competition is already blowing them out of the water.. literally who would buy it? and for what price? it's very overvalued.

The S&P broke trend twice, it's fucking over.

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all in. can't hate on those guts. stop loss: none.

Big Yikes

OH NO NO NO

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i have the worst luck, i get into the market then it corrects then i take a break and everytime i comeback ready it just tanks.

inverse me

Is it October 1929 all over again?

You were told to buy EDZ and YANG. Too late now it's profit taking time. Next time and there will be a next time, look for the next rake hike date and uncle powell shitpost, then look for a dip in EDZ and go all in a week before the actual date.
KO

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me no understand how it can keep just dumping ;_;

so every 10 cents it moves is like $800, see ya on Monday.

BIB
Y/n?
It looks a lot like a falling knife but that is one tasty looking knife right now

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THE CHINESE HACKED

THE GLOBAL ECONOMY

ITS OVER

aaaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck if I know, there is a reason I haven't bought it yet. I don't know, I made money off of it once after it dipped but that was because of retarded boomers. Is it too much to try and count on boomers being retarded and not having any idea what a useless company this is.

Definitely not buying it anytime soon. I'm just curious to know how low it will go before it bottoms out.