/smg/ - Stock Market General

lesbian anime edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Previous thread:

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GET ON THE SPXU TRAIN

If I find any of you faggots bagholding BPMX I'm going to laugh at you come October 24.

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Lesbians are usually never hot and always bitchy. Another scenario where 2D girls triumph over 3D.

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anime.

ALSO BURGERS STOP DUMPING I'M TRYING TO GET SOMETHING GOING UP HERE IN THE HAT AND YOU'RE BEARISHNESS IS INTERFERING WITH MY PLANS

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AMD cant go any lower r-r-rright? its been bouncing around 27 figure Ill just wait this out and see what happens next week

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cmon MSFT you can do it

Now this is an edition I can get behind.

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Can someone tell me why AMD is doing so poorly if they finally have competitive desktop processors?

george soros

$CHKE

get in now so you don't have to chase and get stuck with a bah

first for buying cheap FNGU

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bag*

Only 5 more minutes till I end in the green boys

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Is Elon doing this on purpose lmao

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If you're gonna chill do it right. Why should I buy this trash?

unsure, any american made SP3 socket manufacturers?
bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-10-04/the-big-hack-how-china-used-a-tiny-chip-to-infiltrate-america-s-top-companies

desktop processor sales make up just a tiny fraction of revenue for chipmakers, server processors make up the majority
not enough incentive to buy completely new epyc servers for many businesses when they have tried and tested intel solutions for years now
hopefully the recent ching chong news AMD will go up more but who knows
good, im off to watch the first episodes of yagate kimi ni naru and uchi no maid ga uzasugiru, two good-looking yuri-themed anime in one season

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I this picture.

So you can make money moron.

I'm not suggesting parking your 401k in it, it's a short hold then sell

Pump the market to all time highs and make him feel as if he's going to make it, then kill him and transfer to the funds to our trading account.

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>Just buy it
Why is this stock going to increase in value?
>LOOK DON'T PUT YOUR WHOLE SAVIN-
I've seen this one before. No thanks.

Use this picture instead

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>2d

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Fugg, another red day
At least today was smaller drop..

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ALT could have saved all your red portfolios today. You fags just don't listen

Thanks. Just bought 1000.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm up 0.0%, I've been too busy to follow the market, I'm glad I pulled everything into cash on Wednesday and am sitting this one out. My only holding left is my single Commemorative Edition share of HMNY

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Maybe it's a power trip thing? He just gets rock hard when ever he shifts billions of dollars around between people.

-$122 (0.54%)
Just give me ONE green day. ONE.

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Did Baggy suggest to go long Chinkna ?
It may make sense since the ETF has been beaten to death and I think the ChinkCom will pump their markets with the dollars of their T-Bills sales on monday

I was going to buy TSLA a few months ago. Glad I didn't.

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Sick of this year, sick of this January ceiling

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Suit yourself

I'll send you a postcard from the moon next week lad

When I suffer a total loss on Monday, post the chinked meme for me.

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Weak close today desu

oh wait so the worst I can do is end up back at 6k from the original 5k?

why did you jump off spy and onto chink?

me chinese, me play joke, me jump 2 percent monday you stupid bloke.

I'm still learning more complicated stuff.

Can someone explain why bond yields are all over the place between countries? Canada bonds have a yield of 2.6%, US ones have 3.23%, Brazil has 11.39%.

Is this currency related? How does this work?

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MY ACBFF IS WAKING UP!!!

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Central Bank policy mainly

The shittier the country, the higher the yields
Higher yields reward investors for giving their money to a country that might become a failed state. I.e turkey, Ukraine Argentina

3rd world countries have high yields because their currency is being devalued more rapidly
it depends on the central banks policy

And also something to do with public deficits

>learning complicated stuff
>how do bond yields work
This is literally macro econ 100. Risk/growth potential

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Thanks guys.
Ok what does this have to do with the central bank rates that people set? Are those those rates? Are they market determined?

>lesbian anime edition

disgusting
I've known one lesbian in my life, and she was a borderline
I don't have any problems with lesbians as a group because I know that one bad apple isn't enough to say anything about such a large group, but just knowing her was enough to turn me off of any kind of yuri manga or porn by association

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I dated a girl who became a lesbian after I was done with her. After me no other man would do.

>he doesn't realize ALL women will engage in lesbian/bisexual behavior as an attention seeking method to raise social capital in high-comptetiton environments

Central Bank rate = rate of reference

This is the target rate the central bankers want the country's banks to lend money to each other with (I think it is the overnight rate)
The theory is the overnight rate will somehow ripple through the rest of the maturities.

Central Banks have other means to tighten or supply liquidities and they will use these means to reach their target.

So how does this impact bonds?

When say the government goes to sell bonds, do they set the rates, or does the market?

kek

Baggie I have never had a girl go lesbian after me but a buddy of mine just got divorced because his asian wife turned lesbo on him. Apparently they had an open relationship for a while.

$DUST
FUCK GOLD

Poorly but charts look good for rising trend anyway, despite the setback.

I threw the last of my cash reserves in to RIV just before close today. It SHOULDN'T dump much further unless there are some shenanigans going on. Oversold on the hourly. Last three days of drops have all been low volume. Even people would got in on the IPO of 3.50 have to realize if they hold off selling for a week the thing will bounce and they can get much better prices to continue dumping on.

HVT and TBP held up fine on the red wave. Those look good for pumps on Tuesday (leaf holiday on Monday).

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Kid stay in school
I'm being serious in that if you're asking these questions, you do not belong in this thread or anywhere near a market. You are exactly the idiot kikes rob in broad daylight and there is no hope for you if you don't understand literally the simplest form of investing, which is bonds aka loans to the government or a corp

you don't need an education to make it.

t. degenerate gambler who's going to end up rebuilding solomon's temple once he makes it.

I noticed. +5% at close among a sea of mild red.

The market does

But sometimes market has to compete with the central bank buying (like during the Magic Negro and mommy Yellen era)

So, the take away is, the market sets the rates and Central Banks can sometimes be an operator of the market

no offense but your buddy is a massive cuck

That's why I'm asking for help.
Ok, thank you user.
I will start reading the suggested readings.

>men are responsible for women's actions
>if a woman cheats on you, it must be because you're inadequate, not because the woman is disloyal

you're the cuck, baggie

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>open relationship
There’s you’re problem. She’ll go back to cock once she’s had her fun virtue signaling. NEVER have an open relationship with a woman.

Really, most of the stuff I learn was from my own research
I genuinely like finance, economy and companies and want to somehow enter the finance industry

t. AUIC Anal-yst

I mean he got married to her and maybe in the span of a year and half she decided for herself she was a lesbian and at first he thought it would be cool because he would be getting threesomes out of it but instead she just went around to sleep with fat bull dikes. He isn't a bad guy but he is a bit of a cuck, I keep telling he is better off now...

sharing ones wife with anybody...

How does the Supermicro hack impact AMD as a whole? Are we looking at completely useless lots of servers that now cannot be shipped? Or can AMD just pull their chips back and throw them into new servers?

My understanding was that the tiea between Supermicro and AMD are pretty deep.

Well what the fuck are you going to do baggie when she goes for tacos instead of the sausage? I mean shit, I hope that never happens to me but I'm not cucked like he is.

its probably nothing

"hot" + "sane" lesbians exist, they just hard for find because they usually well off, and dont advertise how homo they are, especially to men
you gotta look for "the look"

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ill go for tacos too though we touched and went our separate ways.

We're getting listed on NASDAQ

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Lesbians are just straight girls who have yet to experience the dick

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Legitimate question. How can a citizen go about trying to get the government to over rule the Finra day trader rule.
It is un American. I don’t need someone telling me what to do with my money.

That sucks. I was gonna green text a story about a literal cuck I knew but your friend just sounds like he got fucked over cause he didn’t put his foot down soon enough.
This is true. I know three and you wouldn’t know they were carpet munchers unless you knew the signs.

Well fuck it takes time to get a divorce too baggie, I didn't realize what a whole painful process it is even if it's a painless divorce.

I know, I eventually found out from his ex wife that they were helping a mutual 22 yr old girl we know who is a fucking mess. I mean the type of girl who was raped at an early age and tricked into prostitution by her own family so now she just goes out all night and parties and brings back guys at 3 am. I honestly think their relationship went to shit because he didn't put his foot down enough and had a 22 yr old girl walk all over him which probably drove his wife to being a lesbian.

lesbians aren't real

Get a job poorfag.

anybody who is in an open relationship is a cuck, plain and simple

Figure out a way to get it in the news, find a friend of trump to call him. Talk to your representative if you want, but they're not gonna do anything.

It's difficult, because most americans are apathetic or retarded when it comes to financial matters, so I don't see how you could create a nationwide outrage about it. Maybe find a way to get a significant voting block for a representative to back it. Probably an easy thing to fit into a bill nobody will think is sexy enough to fight over.

Send a letter to Rand's office. About the only chance of anyone giving a shit. Unfortunately if your return address is not from his district its likely he'll just toss it without reading it

I see Robin Hood has stopped paying for shills.

This is really good, probably the best federal politician to get it in.

unsure, might be a big nothing but since the "hack" is external to the cpu, i think amd is off the hook, so to speak
im not familiar with the ties between supermicro and amd, or how deep the "hack" goes, if it affects other chip manufacturers than supermicro either, but either way i dont see amd being dragged down in the mud by this
probably they will sell a few more cpu's to companies and or governments looking to rid themselves of the ching chong backdoor chip unless they find a way to circumvent it on affected systems

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AMD builds chips in China
they are doomed

Anyone got the Drive link?

whats that, at the end of billing cycle, throw $100 of debt into a slow gains stock, sell it so that you can repay that $100 at the end of billing cycle, keep profits?

>>Lesbians are just straight girls who have yet to experience the dick
na, lesbians are just straight girls who have yet to experience MY dick

talk to local congressional representatives, or send a well written letter to political representative (depending on who's constituency you are in)

major financial shills shitposting robinhood during the 8-10am and 3-5 hours have suddenly stopped too

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>depending on who's constituency you are
>tfw (((feinstein))) is my senator

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everyone makes everything in china, they have 0 regulations and manufacturing can be started 10 times faster and cheaper than in the us and 50 times than the eu
although the chinks cant fit their backdoor on a cpu die i dont think, only nsa can do that i.e. intel me

kek... no the appeal of lesbianism (besides just finding women hotter than men) is finding pleasure in pleasing other women

besides now adays there are toys that are better than real dick

Legitmate Answer:
its just pleb filter
someone who really interested in daytrading but didnt have money always finds way around law
me know of three ways to get by it, am sure there more

for now. make sure you vote user.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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I had a dog named Blacky, he was a black lab, and he exclusively would bark at/attack gays. Something is just off about em.

Only Chinese ADR in the green today is IQ. Thank Jesus. I spent all morning trying to hype people up to defend 25.

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why didnt u use your mangekyo sharingan to break this SPY genjutsu :(

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I vote every year user. It's all so tiresome living in this communist hell but my job pays well enough and I like being close to the rest of my family. I just need to stockpile enough to get a cheap home in a good neighborhood in a red state.

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Give me something to look into.

If you ever had my superior Texas dick I guarantee you’d never go back to a plastic toy.

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ouch, i know that pain

>I'm in the big blue gerymandering furthest north

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thanks for sharing your dividend recommendations in the other thread fren

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