Tfw made a few million from crypto

>tfw made a few million from crypto
>didnt tell anyone until i cashed out because i didnt want to lose it all and then have to explain
>didnt even tell my parents or anything
>tfw cashed out all of it right before christmas last year
>walked into christmas dinner like pic related and told everyone how im a higher man


any other higher men here?

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>>walked into christmas dinner like pic related
You mean like a s.oyboy faggot?

But so you clean your room

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Explain in detail how you cashed out

nice try IRS

HOW TO CAHS OUT????????

Not to that extent but I bought a gaming computer for a friend who moved away with my crypto profits.
>December 2017
>Up nearly $1,100
>December 16th rolls around
>Finally decide to buy this computer as a gift
>Computer is 20%
>BTC worth ~19,000
>Order off Newegg by paying with BTC
>Bubble bursts
>Newegg just lost fat stacks
>I essentially bought a gaming PC for 20% off + 50% off
>feelsgoodman

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20% off*

>telling them ever at any point

I cashed out a million at Christmas. Never told a soul apart from wife. Will both keep it that way cause we arent stupid.

Explain in detail how you cashed out

Man, I didn't even get to a million during the bull run.

How did you guys multiply your stack to the millions?

>Sell btc on shitcoin exchange
>profit

HOW TO CASH OUT??????????????

>told his wife
>not stupid

Won't the banks, fed, government, everyone be on your ass if you cash out more than $10k in a day? There's no way anyone cashed out 6 figures from crypto and didn't have their funds seized and bank accounts frozen.

My blockfolio was at 400k in Jan Its at 20k now.

> go to kraken
> change crypto to €
> tell the bank beforehand what is coming and and why and how
> cash out to bank account
> pay no tax since crypto gains are tax free after 1 year hodl
> finance guys / bank is asking what this is?
> show complete crypto history without gaps
> k gg have fun with your money

Yeah I talked with one of the guys at the bank and he told me to cash out 5k at a time and to tell the bank beforehand. This is in Europe btw

yes europe here too
get a meeting with the bank, show them the 1 year free hodl law
tell them that everything is cleared up with a tax adviser and the Finanzamt
make sure that they won't lock your account in a written form
cash out
else tell them to fuck off and start paying everything with crypto

retard

coinbase limits you to 10k/day unless you make (((arrangements))) with them but ive withdrawn the max $10k multiple days in a row

no one gives a fuck

wtf i cashed out 150k € through kraken in december without all that hassle, got a call from my bank a few days later, told them where the money's from, that's it

at 20k+ I'll better call the bank just to make sure

see

>cashing out

so this is the power of crypto ''currencies''

Post proof or gtfo

Give me the option to pay my taxes in crypto and there is no need to cash out.

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