/smg/ Stock Market General

sketchy bull edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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No we bear I swear

AHHHH MY CALLS
>FOMOs into VIX

First for SPY bottoming out tomorrow after hitting 279 today

A kind reminder of the abslute state of the market right now

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>a crypto thread died for this
SAGE

A poo in loo lost a source of income for this.

>the market bill bounce back immediately they said
>Monday will be a green day they said

>AMD at 26

The dream is over. I held some UVXY over night. Glad I did. WEW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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JUST

If SPX doesn't bounce off the JAN high you're going to see some real shit.

Man I wish I was smart enough to short SPY

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Literally nobody said that
Even Cramer is bearish

$SNAP puts looking real good, ez money

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! ANOTHER RED DAY.

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IS THIS THE RECESSION

Dead cat bounce. We're in for a Black Monday

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up 40 percent on snap puts. they can't survive with losing users and no profit.

KO did pretty good for me, I'm feeling comfy desu

panicking :<
should i cut my losses on SPY and MSFT

>NBEV'd

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Looks like I'm a hodler now

At least JoJo is back. If the markets are gonna fuck me the universe owes it to me to entertain me in the interim.

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AAAAAANNNNNND WE'RE BACK

first for ABX

also OP a fgt for posting before bump limit

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Salesweek ! Buy low guys !

NOT AGAIN!!!!!

Ticker: PNE3 get in. This is going back to 3 soon and above !

Everything is fine.

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Here is a Stock Market tutorial !

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I'm holding these chink calls, down 5 grand already, but we'll see!!

>market flash crashes
>weak hands sell
>institutions buy it up
>markets pump
>weak hands fomo in
>institutions sell
>market returns to the regularly scheduled recession
what the fuck

>went from making $260 my first year a month ago to just $10 today
Just kill me

>Just made 250 bucks off day trading NBEV, 4th day in a row
GET ON MY LEVEL NIGGERS.
Seriously though RSI ftw

Doubt.

that end of the day friday switch.

this thing needs to dip another 6-7% before my buy is triggered. otherwise just holding. booooooring

NO
NO
NONONONO NO

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MSFT a retirement stock. why would you sell? are you not please with the good dividends either?

there aint going to be a world left to retire to at this rate.
the whole world will be like detroit

WEW

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MY MONEY IS VANISHING

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We are gonna see a bog pump the likes of which jave never been seen

OH SHIT WE ARE BACK
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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My ECC position randomly decided to return to my original buy value, was no expecting that

I know, what the fuck. Who had the balls to buy that dip

IM STILL RED

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going up mommy

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the PPT. if the market doesn't open the way it "should", they "fix" it.

>he panic sold this morning

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LETS GO BOYS

needs more juice.

Is that why the price has been hanging around certain points for minutes at a time? It definitely feels artificial, wonder if they have enough capital to offset the hysteria

Do I go balls deep in SPY calls or will it continue to drop?

i was up 500 on mine friday afternoon. now im down 300. should have took my profits.

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it even has a 3 in its name

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You know the second you buy it it'll bottom out.

Thank you based Bolsonaro

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If history repeats last week, spy sell off begin around 11;30 am

What kind of a game is LCI playing?

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>288 rush literally seconds later

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This one

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Vix is starting to break down and S&P and Nasdaq are approaching end of day highs from Friday.

So glad I got out of NBEV making $700 profit on Friday. Never buy around the all time highs.

I hope you bought sales boys!

>LCI
>unironically investing in big5cuck's gay baby stock

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Panic sold uvxy and bought udow.... phew

China's pumping, where's my piece of this 100 billion dollar bail out!?!

Aw man
me wanted more dip!
me wanted more dip!

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GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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dude its 4:20am here
i just want to go back to bed :/

kek

Worst coaster please go

ENOUGH GRICHKA

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>4:20
Anyone looking at CGI again right now? It's jumped like 40% but it's such a scam company....

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fuggin east coasters act like the world revolves around you.
hope a hurricane hits you

I mean IGC, god fucking damn it.

b-but he said he is worth a million dollars in one of the last threads. he must know what he's doing?

Bro it has 26 employees......

Aren't you due for your weekly earthquake or something?

Trust his world class DD m8

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its 7:20 in west coast though
that guy must be hawiin

I know but why does it keep going up? NBEV actually has products it's going to launch so why was IGC the more popular one.

yep im living in shithole hawaii

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I know dispensaries that have more employees than igc kek.
give it a day

Bear was actually bull in disguise, holy hell guys.

Yeah but somebody has to be pumping and dumping the fuck out of this.

It does lol

This is chairman of the federal reserve Jerome Hayden “Jay” Powell. His actions and statements in 2018 have cost American stock markets 2 trillion dollars in value YTD.

Say something nice about him!

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>have to wake your sorry ass up at 6:00am every day instead of sleeping in comfy till 8:30
if it wasnt for the snow plowing and flooding id move out east.

Any chance of NBEV going up by the 10th?

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Like, wtf Scoobs?

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Yeah probably, maybe on the 3rd day of red I would buy but it's probably going to bleed back down to $5 at least before it goes back up. You might even be better buying OGEN or some crap like that right now. I'm just glad I haven't lost money with NBEV and got out friday.

i am unfamiliar w this green color
its so soothing

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Thank you based Jerome for the dip, I will dutyfully buy this and all future dips, let it all be known that increasing rates is the right way to act.

Friendly reminder that blockbuster q4 earnings season is coming. Hold your shit
>when you pay so much attention to payable you forget about receivables