/smg/ - Stock Market General

can't lose if you never sell.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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STOOOOP I DON’T HAVE ANY MORE MONEY TO SHORT WITH REEEEEE
FUCKING POWELL, KNEW I SHOULDN’T TRUST A GUY NAMED JEROME

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Whoever shilled ECI.
They didn’t correct with the market .

Still $1.30
Good shill

>this would be good goyim, except wages are stagnant and all wealth creation is funneled through the markets... hence only stock owners are wealthy. Stock owners just losing a bit in the coming recession...

/LCI'd/

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>KO
>MO
>PG
>SBUX
>WMT

frens protec

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H...he's done research on that company longer than you've been investing. T...this is just an opportunity to buy more

>SPYD up .77% today
YAAASS SLAY QUEEN

>DRUS
>LCI
>NBEV

memes JUST

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my frens literally saved my life today

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Yes.

>LCI fails
>SPYD up
>UDOW crashing so I can buy more cheap at the end of the month

I LOVE YOU GUYS
WHAT A GOOD DAY

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what about your LABU and your TQQQ and your DFEN??

>17.88

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I'm only holding UDOW dummy
Also pic related
EAT SHIT AND DIE BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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He probably got wiped out months ago and has been larping about stocks and whores ever since. Now he can’t keep up with his lies.

oooo that FAANG rebound
Lets do this shit

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hows your GBR doing?

if you guys know my strategy.. youd know that they're doing just fine.

I've been trading GBR and that has always traded the same way.. it takes patience...

i really don't get why he's still here...

>Texas user rolls in to white knight for big fag guy
Oh how the mighty have fallen

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no.. everyone just knows you are a complete moron with only about $200 in your portfolio and you have never actually made a good stock trade..... ever.... we all know this..

JUST TRADE THE TRADE BRO

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youtu.be/d-U5e9LR6E4

Hey new here. Two questions.

1. If I want to trade shit like Oil and stuff like that I can only do it leveraged? Or is there a place where I can buy it not leveraged? I don't want to pay (((interest))) for borrowing money to leverage.

2. What is the cheapest way to buy shares in (Europe)? I found a deal that lets you buy and sell shares for 5€ flat but I think that still is jewery

I actually have about a grand in my TD ameritrade rn
You should talk to your bff Texas user for having $150

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trust me.. i am you retard.. its all part of my strategy.. you never noticed that i buy stocks that are heading down?? like ever?

You're fucking annoying kid

Okay I apologize /smg/, I will stop derailing the thread with trip drama.
It's just such a good day
:D

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you should just kys desu

degiro is the cheapest EU broker

Fucking NASDAQ. You're supposed to take me out to dinner first before fucking me in the ass!

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I am sitting on SPY right now bros

what should i buy to maximize my money?

AAAAAAA

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>yfw you realize you just got Kav’d by qqq
I’m traumatized

YANG and SQQQ combo my niBBas; WE KANGZ NOW

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Also Jesus Christ AMD

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Imagine buying at $32

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AMD will hit $18 in a month, mark my words

holy shit that AMD correction lul

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Its going to hit the top of the last rally, 15-16 bucks.

WE R ALL GONNA DIE THE RECESSION IS HERE

AMD got me good. I sold at loss in March like a total retard

In january goldstein says sell AMD @10. they load up. in september they say AMD hitting 40. They dump at 32.

>sfx: smug slurping

uuuuuhhh how is "ni ma" a slurping sound???

here we go again.

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buy tlry at 100 bucks

buy at $0.56

Who here /HODLingfordearlife/?

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QQQ double topping and cant breakout
OH NO NO NO

why are you holding? we are due for a bear market.

When are the going to open the check book again and do some more of that quality easy marketing?

Kek I've lost barely anything. F is staying strong and will only continue to grow with the ratification of the new trade deal. Gonna buy more with my next payday

PAMP EET

WE'RE BREAKING UP!!!!! NEXT STOP MOON CHOOO CHOOO MOTHER FUCKERS!

CGC making the big push! Come on higher high!

WE DID IT REDDIT
WE BROKEOUT

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NASDAQ to 10k by 2020

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haha yes

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NMUS up 15% haha get rekt doubters THC is the future of biotech

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Thanks, just shorted 100k

That's fine, when you get margin called and have to cover we'll just go even more up.

>Baggie with some heavenly numerals

Fucking tripfag, ruining everygoddamnthing

UDOW GREEN DAY

Beartards utterly destroyed

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>still 3 weeks left until paychecka arrives
i literally have to start skipping dinner next week to make it
anyone else poorfag here

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>Still red
>”The price drop is actually bullish”

The absolute state of the bull preppers

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>Yes, sell your shares, dummy!

I skip dinner every other day to stay healthy. It's not a big deal.

I'm less red than I was earlier, this is the best day ever!

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>not holding for life and collecting those sweet sweet dividends during a recession while also cost averaging shares with DRIP

ACBFF TO THE MOON!

i dont know, i start feeling sickly and my legs start shaking whenever i walk whenever i start skipping meals
i ususally try to increase the bean content in my rice and beans that i eat during those periods to counteract it, and also add half a can of tuna too two times a week

And which dividend stocks do you buy?

MLPA my dude.

my stable ones are AAPL, MSFT, SBUX, PG, JNJ and KO.

Gonna buy TXN soon

The islanders just scored and the markets are going to be green. Today is going to be a good day.

The GOLDEN BULL resumes

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they're shrinking their dividend...

Thanks, fren.

bullpoop
bullpoop
bullpoop
bullpoop

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>get put when shit goes green/recovers

I hate my life

this is going well

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They're cutting the dividend now so that when they increase it later it will look way better my dude.

thinking of buying this too

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YOU. RELISH. NOW.

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MTBCP

It's the exact same company it was 2 weeks ago. Something to keep in mind. Earnings will come out soon too, further bolstering the price.

Buy at $25

Give up bulls...

What happened to ALT?