How do I profit off the hurricane?

How do I profit off the hurricane?

See pic, I'm right in the path and not going anywhere.

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by selling bottled water at a 3000% markup

you can rob and kill your nigger neighbors and say you dindu nuffin
>if you dont they will do it to you

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Cutting trees and removing debris. But this hurricane appears too weak for that.

Tarping roof's. You need lots of tarps. Can make $600 per roof in like 1-2 hours of work.

I stayed put during the cat 5 hurricane last year , mostly because theres only 1 road out of florida and it was already clogged up....Then I wanted to get a jetski and ride it to Texas but that wasn't really possible either because solar powered jetskis aren't ready...Anyways, nothing bad happened

I highly recommend Solnit's Hope in the Dark.

Can't - anti price gouging laws are in effect

Good to know, probably a bit too late for that

Yeah I don't plan on moving. I'm hoping we get a cat 3 or 4 because those are fun as FUCK

This. I'm an insurance adjuster. The insurance company will basically pay the policy limit of the tree removal with no questions asked.

Also, buy fuel like right now

I have fuel, I'm good to go.

So cutting trees? I'm a web developer - can I use that LLC to work under after the hurricane?