Lads I’m about to send my first dick pic... any advice? How do I make it look bigger than it actually is?
Lads I’m about to send my first dick pic... any advice? How do I make it look bigger than it actually is?
Dominic Butler
Brandon Nguyen
from underneath kek
Carter Long
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Ayden Nelson
1. Don't.
2. You're on biz buddy
Thomas Jenkins
Stick your thumb up your butt. Stimulating your prostate triggers a major reflex nerve in your cock
Andrew Martinez
Buy one of my miniature gag rulers that makes 5 inches appear to be 8
Samuel Hill
lol never send a dick pic if it is not like 12 inches or more, if it is small you will be friendzoned forever
Caleb Mitchell
Make sure you put some lotion on it so it doesn't look dry. I'm a big fan of just pulling the pants out and snapping a 25% chubbed flaccid picture for them. That way it looks like minimal effort and it's also not aggressive or creepy.. Basically just giving them a peep.
Carson Clark
I am curious about the circumstances of this, OP. Is this a random dick pic or was it requested?
Andrew Bennett
Was sexting a girl from tinder and got to in the moment and agreed to send her a dick pic I feel like if I back out now I’ll look bad
Noah Rivera
Ah yah you can't back out now lad, good luck!
Adrian Gray
just be sure you 100% trust the woman you're sending it to bro. good god 1 wrong dick pic can destroy your life forever...
Dominic Moore
If you do chicken out then just send this
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Luke Scott
LMFAO you haven't heard about the new iphone have you?
no chance.
get ready for a life of pity and being the butt of every joke, nipple dick.
William Green
If your face don't show in the pic its all okey
Jeremiah Brown
just find a pic online, you didn't say you were going to send her your dick did you?
Benjamin Stewart
user,
Clean your room
Austin Clark
Before you send it to her post it in this thread OP. We'll give constructive feedback plus you'll feel more comfortable sending it to her since you showed your bros. I mean at the end of the day it's just a dick ritht? Not much to different from showing someone your finger
Nathan Gonzalez
rub some olive oil on it so it looks shiny
Nicholas Hughes
Put it next to an even tinier dick.
Bentley Richardson
Be at least 6 inches, if not close to 7. The right angle and camera distance will make it look like 9 or 10.
Jack Rodriguez
OP did you send it?
Cameron Evans
You better let us critique it before you send it
Jeremiah Roberts
Short dicks and long vaginas.
Hudson Stewart
Send a picture of a cock (rooster)
This always works for me