Do you faggots really expect me to believe that a little sprinkle of water is enough to get your shitty ass clean? Shit isn't just some tiny surface particle, it's a greasy mess that gets smashed between the folds of your sphincter. A little water fountain is not enough to clean the mud from your asshole. The ONLY way to clean the feces from your flesh scrunchy is to wash with soap and water using your fingers followed by a thorough scrubbing with a wash cloth or other implement. Europeans are disgusting.
So, Jow Forums, how can I capitalize on this knowledge?
I eat my gf’s ass all the time and I’ve never gotten sick. A little shit isn’t going to kill you you child.
Xavier Martinez
I guarantee that if you stick a white cloth up your butt after using a bidet, you will still see feces smeared on it when you remove it. The only way to properly clean your anus is to take a shower and to relax your sphincter while washing thoroughly. Anything else leaves feces between the folds of your anus.
>shit eater
William Butler
Wet wipes work fine
Carson Barnes
Lobotomize yourself you absolutely disgusting degenerate
>Not waiting till you get home till you have a shit and shower after a lot of people here are unironicallly not gonna make it
Ethan Ortiz
>bidget
Also, mutt here, my friend had one of these at home and I tried it out once. I commenced ass-spraying and yeah it was clean, but I suddenly had a soaking wet bunghole and nothing to dry it with. Wat do here typically?
Caleb Scott
I followed through on the extreme lifehacking thread a year ago and converted from dry wiping with expensive tree tissues to quality cotton rags cut from old towels that I use as wet wipes.
After I fill a bucket of these juicy gems they get run through the washer with hot water and bleach.
I have a roll of toilet paper for girls and some minor wipes but thats it
My hairy bunghole used to be full of shit and my wallet emptied periodically for the paper jew but no more
In this topic: only neckbeards who never been to japan but only post frogs and anime all day ---> get fucked
A TOTO washlet water jet is oscilating/pulsating and you can adjust the water pressure. On max pressure it physically hurts my ass, so get the fuck out you knob you dont know what you are talkig about. It will clean 100%
T. Somebody who has been to japan and who is going to install a washlet because they are god tier
John Collins
toilet paper to dry; it should not have any fecal matter if you used the bidet correctly
Blake Lopez
Unless you relax your sphincter while doing this, you are not properly cleaning your anus, regardless of the water pressure. Because it's an unintuitive physical motion, most people simply do not clean their ass properly, even with a bidet. Bidets are a scam for brainlets with unclean anuses.
Jackson Young
>The only way to properly clean your anus is to take a shower and to relax your sphincter while washing thoroughly. Anything else leaves feces between the folds of your anus.
Not true my fren. Let some damp cloth wipe away the shit and restore your smile and optimism. Fold and wipe again. Fold and wipe again (a fourth fold and wipe is not recommended nor required for competent wet wipers)
Adam Robinson
>he doesnt eat ass
user i...
Levi Thomas
>Not relaxing the sphincter and using your finger, covered by the wet cloth, to swirl the cloth in a circular motion around the interior of your anus Never going to make it.
Zachary Wilson
I use the hose in my backyard to clean my ass. It's powerful enough to wipe it all away. Never tried bidets but they seem weak relative to a hose.
Eli Moore
OP has clearly never been to glorious Nippon
Noah Perez
Do nipponese girls have squeaky clean buttholes?
Cameron Morales
Curious here too.
Adrian Martinez
Achmed I think your practices are backwards and in a lot of cases subhuman.
Allah was a paedophile.
Tyler Sanders
>jews tricked him into eating shit wew lad
Easton Mitchell
this is something only niggers and mentally unstable deviants do. Might aswell make her squat and shit in your mouth
Austin Anderson
There's only one reason anyone would want to keep their anus constantly clean and that's to have gay anal sex. Having a dirty anus is a symbol of hetrosexuality.
David Allen
>you only clean it because you are expecting visitor to your anus this user knows it
Jaxson Gonzalez
Once u start using a proper electronic bidet u wont ever want to go back to dry wiping. Truely disgusting
My bidet basically gives u a mini colonic. So good.
Chase Flores
Fucking barbarians in this thread, they only way to truly have a clean ass is to use baby wipes, toilet paper just smears shit around till the shit layer is thin enough that you dont see it on the paper and a bidet is just fucking retarded like OP pointed out, it does nothing, you haven't truly lived until you've cleaned your ass with baby wipes.
why would you use the clogger to clog it?? a poo bath?
Nathan Reyes
no idea desu clogger is retarded
Zachary Wood
Ain't nothing wrong with fapping to anime. More ethical than porn. No risk of revenge porn, no issues about being forced/drugged, no risk of being actual CP.
Hudson Richardson
If you're not doing this you're never gonna make it.
>The ONLY way to clean the feces from your flesh scrunchy is to wash with soap and water using your fingers t.Pajeet
Ethan Mitchell
t.virgin incels
Noah King
>he actually eats ass lmao kys faggot just go start sucking niggers dicks on the corner it's the same thing
Kevin Turner
wasted trips go eat shit you mentally ill faggot
Jayden Nelson
Asians in general are obsessive about cleanliness and there's a bidet in every fucking toilet in the country. I was there a couple months and only came across one standard toilet in a cafe. Even Subway stops and airports have em there
Ethan Nguyen
when im rich im going to buy that toilet. no more pee pee poo poo hands for mee
Levi Hall
doesn't that splash poo everywhere? doesn't poo get on the bidet?
Luke Cooper
No, it has a tiny jet that hits you right in the asshole, the Japanese have perfected clean assholes
Angel Murphy
Based and red pilled
Angel Jenkins
I could see that getting large chunks off, but it won't get all of it. Think about getting poop on your hand—does a rinse of the faucet get it adequately clean? Of course not, you need soap and scrubbing.
They do work. It needs to be a strong stream, then you just give it one wipe and dab to make sure all the shit is off. My 100 yr old GPA has one, it works like a charm.
Isaac Collins
eat more salad you fat fuck
Robert Evans
you have never tried it so stfu you low iq idiot
yes it does completely clean your shit, better than smearing shit all over your skin with paper
fucking inbred
Lincoln Gray
People like you have killed the fun of this site
>muh muh muh degeneracy
jesus, fuck off
Daniel Russell
Kek and you threw a set of trips in his face
Jackson Hall
Checked, why don't these "conservative" fuckers get off this fucking site?
Pathetic double standard pieces or shit.
Xavier Cook
>not mutilating your asshole for maximum euphoria every time you shit Not gonna make it
Hunter Price
BASED eating ass is patrician don't let these virgin neckbeard fags tell you otherwise
