Hi Everyone, I have had hemmeroids and anal fissures on and off for the last 3 years...

Interesting, thanks. I will look into this. I have a pretty clean diet, have been vegetarian for a year and rarely eat bread/pasta, mostly sauted vegetables and beans and rice. One theory is that I sometimes take adderall for school and that dries me the hell out and is probably making my shits rock hard as well. I will check out the probiotics and colostrum though, appreciate it.

I have this problem too. Colostrum and SBO antibiotics (nature's garden) are really good. Still have issues, but they are greatly reduced. Most days there's no blood at all.

Could be the adderal.
You had this issue before you went vegetarian too? Sometimes anemia can cause this.

Usually though its a sign of some bacterial imbalance in your gut.
Probiotics/Colostrum should help. SBO's like the other poster said can be good too.
Add some kraut/kimchi into your diet if you don't already.

Mine is from faggot shit I did to myself

>odd health issues appearing out of nowhere
Your malnourished

psyllium husk powder. get that. it's the same thing as metamucil but without the non-sugar sweeteners and flavorings.

sitting lifestyle? neet living in a basement?
try to take short walks everyday
o u t s i d e

Take magnesium supplements. Not memeing.

OH yeah, this too.
Nice save user.

Shove some dollar bills in your ass. This will help keep your anus healthy.

I had it for like 5 years, one thing that works perfect is to drink ~one deciliter oliveoil("mixed" with water) every morning, doesn't taste good so just chugg it. Your bowels will heal pretty fast if you just continue to do so. Then you can stop when you haven't had the issue in a while.

Doctors doesn't want you to take the cheap easyway, they just want to treat the symptoms not the problem.

Wow I have the same. I have small wounds around my ansus for over a year now. It heals and then comes back every single time.

Nice ill try it aswell

Cool thx

I get hemmoroids when I sit for too long many days in a row.

squat to shit, look it up

90% of anal problems are due to posture

I have this problem too. I figured that it may be because I eat a lot of bread.

>I forgot about apples user

Fuck, you're dumb.

don't take a supplement, get magnesium from trace minerals and just put it in your water. our water treatment systems fuck up our water

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Take some Diosmin, Horse Chestnut, Gingko Biloba to improve your blood flow, which is often the cause of hemorrhoids.

I used to get a constant hemmeroid when I would fap multiple times a day. Your body needs those semen nutrients to properly repair mucous membranes.
If you fap, try not fapping. I slowed to fapping no more than once a week, and my prepetual split lip and hemmeroid haven't shown themselves in months.

user I feel your pain. I had butthole issues for years. Thought I could fix it through diet. Turned out I had an anal fistula. I saw a surgeon and got it fixed in an outpatient procedure and the problem is completely gone. So don't rule out surgery and go see a doctor.

Had this issue for years too. I've been symptom free for 2 years by rubbing coconut oil on the fissure multiple times a day. At least every morning and before bed. It is the healthiest my sphincter has ever felt

Anyone ever have furry tongue? Mine won't go away even after trying oral probiotics.

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Also magnesium, probiotics, and good toilet paper help a ton

Will this really help?

>cauterize my anal fissure?
No. They cut the muscle so there's less pressure and it can heal on its own. Slight risk of incontinence. Botox and blood pressure medication can also be used to relax things and promote healing.

Furry tongue , I heard is from SIBO
You should try raw ACV diliuted in water a few times a day (make it however it tastes good for you)

Eating some carrots daily should help too
Maybe try adjusting your diet some. Idk what you eat. Its fixable

pop them with a knife

It typically takes 21 days for the body to fully heal

Only:
>Drink water
>Drink liquid foods like milk, onions...etc

See if that works after 21 days

Stop eating hot Cheetos dumbass

this thread is the absolute state of Jow Forums

it has finally become the last bastion of true oldfag /b/tards, away from the likes of current /b/tards

thanks user I will try that. I got it from taking antibiotics months ago, flagyl, for some butt bleeding I had and it probably killed all the bacteria in my mouth

Ive had mine for 6 years OP. It has almost ruined my life and caused suicidal thoughts of which I never used to have.

I have a fissure. I tried nitroglycerin but it end up hurting my heart and head. It sucks because it seemed to work initially.

I am considering getting Botulinium Toxin injected into my sphincter as a last ditch effort before I have to get the surgery.

If the surgery doesnt fix it I will probably try to get someone to sear the wound shut with a saughter iron.

If this fails - suicide.

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Yeah, antibiotics killed all the good bacteria, and now its probably full of bad bacteria.
Not just your mouth but your intestines too.
You gotta clear out the bad guys and let the good guys come back. Just experiment with raw garlic, carrots, changing up your diet, fermented foods, vinegar, etc.
You'll figure it out.

This man knows his shit.

This doesnt work as you would think it would for fissure unfortunately. When you shit liquid it creeps into the fissure along with some digestive juices and the wound is open and inflammed for days after.

Yep, I study medicin, noticed the same.

kek

I know from experience. This is a terrible disease

I was thinking of going to a GP but the problem is I know for a fact that there is nothing he can do about it. No cream or whatever whill help. After a couple of months it becomes chronic then you're done.

And this is exaclty the problem. I have severe IBS. The only time it heals is when I have my constipation period. When I get back to the shits (even no whipes) the wounds return. First it starts ok, but I of course I know that poopoo in barely heald wounds isn't great so before I know it there are fissure again.

In glad im not alone on this user, at the same time, I am sorry you are also going through this planescape torment.

I am going to the doctor tomorrow actually to see some of the other topicals are realistic to fix this, if not im going for botox injection. I expect the wounds will not close without something drastic like botox or cauterization.

Take a look at botulinium toxin injection before you get the surgery.

The morbidity of cauterizing the wound is my main concern - very high chance of cancer over the lifetime.

was thinking exactly this, here, laying on my side because my anal fissure is acting up today, not a joke at all. jesus christ.

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