Tsla grimes shorts

so are all the shorts like rich now or what?

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buy the dip. elon gonna make us all rich.

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reminder having sex with grimes cost Musk ten billion dollars

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Explain this dump to me

you know it pumped today right

>Explain this dump to me
People are realizing a company that has been in business since 2003 and never made one cent in profit might not be worth $55 billion dollars

also the CEO keeps lying about buyouts and stock valuation and smoking drugs and tweeting about it

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I was charting Tesla yesterday and want to open a short on the bounce to 290

>I was charting Tesla yesterday and want to open a short on the bounce to 290
elon says they are going to have a profit this year srs

Ok well Elon says a lot

wow a ceo tells that his company is going to do fine this year

>wow a ceo tells that his company is going to do fine this year
he has been saying it every year since 2003 but he says he's super srs this time honest

lol yeah exactly, next to the fact that Elon has said this many times already.

>lol yeah exactly, next to the fact that Elon has said this many times already.

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Nice, would take out for dinner before the choking starts

>Nice, would take out for dinner before the choking starts
that's tomboychan brah

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Don't know it but I stick with my original story

Them bags are showing user
Join Tesla Bear Club

>EQUITY bags
>shil on biz
>????
>profit

Yeah, because talking about TSLA here is most certainly going to influence the price.

250$ is a good price to get in TSLA.

Analysts are reporting that chances are high TSLA will be profiaable by end of the year.

Lets face it. If you go long in Tesla for 5-10 years you will make more money than your cash sitting in a savings account. The world is going electric.

>Analysts are reporting that chances are high TSLA will be profiaable by end of the year.
lol nobody is saying that if anything the consensus is the decade long ponzi scheme is coming apart at the seams and the convertibles are coming due...

winter is coming

>Nobody is saying that

Now no one should listen to your opinions because they are clearly ill-informed. A quick google would disputes your statement.

>Lets face it. If you go long in Tesla for 5-10 years you will make more money than your cash sitting in a savings account. The world is going electric.
that's actually the problem, instead of having no competition Porshe and Mercedes and all the other real companies with real dealerships and infrastructure are coming out with better EV cars for less money.

tsla has never made a profit despite a decade with no direct competition

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>Now no one should listen to your opinions because they are clearly ill-informed. A quick google would disputes your statement.
literally the two shills rambling about anything agreeing with you come off as paid adverts vs real analysts

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Meh I'll do my own TA not gonna listen to "analysts"

>Porshe and Mercedes

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>I don't think Porshe is going to ramp up production in the next 18months like they say they are, what does porshe know about making desirable sports cars? nothing that's what

kek u think porch will be producing a mass market EV

>porch making cheaper cars
>TOP KEK m8

Porche aint event ramping up production of EV until 2020. Even then they will be years behind tesla

Enjoy losing money shorting Tesla

Model 3
>35,000$
>Proven 250 miles on a single charge
>Tens of thousands sold already
>Factories up and running and more being built

Porche EV
>Estimated 75,000$
>Available sometime in 2019
>Predicted 300 miles on a single charge (by 2019 tesla will be putting 320mile range batteries as standard in cars)

>Enjoy losing money shorting Tesla

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TSLA
>unprofitable across all models with 0 completion for a decade

Porche
>100 year proven track record of besting competitors and bringing profitable vehicles to market

>Porsche, an established brand with decades of sales, brand image OH and a huge branch of cars on fossil fuels
>Tesla, a highly unstable company with only electric cars for which the world still isnt ready

Pick one.