/smg/ - Stock Market General

trashcan edition.

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks, and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

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user I don't feel so good

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I'm going to need one of those to hold all of my money in when this market crashes.

wrong previous

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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what kind of faggot font is that?

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What's a warrant? Investopedia doesn't help

Also bought this today guys.
What am I in for?

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First for AMRS shorts get the bullet

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SSO

QLD

Retirement

thank me later

>defense

Go up damnit!

I'll have to cope by fapping to rkg

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top kek

thats a man

Thats Planes

SPY pls go up...

Bond yields backing off and dollar weakening. This should be exploding in price right now..

Not in my imagination.
I never said i had healthy coping mechanisms anyways.

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A reverse image search only shows this picture shows up in Jow Forums and Jow Forums. I don't think rkg ever goes to Jow Forums but it's definitely a Jow Forums user.

BULL FLAG ON RIV HOURLY THE TIME IS NOW THE MOONING IS NIGH

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Shut up it's very obviously Comfy.

UwU pay be for nudes daddy

No amount of hormones and makeup could make this face look like that one.

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Can this market make up it's fucking mind already? I'm tired of this up down up down shit. Just fucking pick a direction already REEEE.

Okay there is the sell pressure I was talking about end of last thread. 001 anonymous broker code of course. This is the motherfucker that has to be bought out for the SP to moon properly. Pic related.

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You could be sitting taking lunch,
The news will hit you like a punch,
It's only tuesday..

>not buying SPY calls at noon today
Baggy plz

By noon I mean 1pm oopsies ticking time conversions

>haven’t been camping since 6th grade Boy Scouts when kid puked all over the tent
>go to a friend of the family’s land
>hike out
>build fire
>set up hammock
>start heating beans
>beans never heated all the way but eat anyway
>suddenly really really bored
>fire off some pistol rounds into the dark
>still hungry so eat the rest of food but still hungry
>still bored
>guess I’ll go to sleep
>laying in hammock and suddenly feel sharp pain in stomach
>it’s a fucking deer tick
>remove tick and lay back down
>roll to one side
>hammock flips and I’m hanging
>manage to unzip and fall out
>tryagain.png
>fall asleep
>roll to other side in slip and hammock flips again
>no zipper on this side
>reach knife and cut myself out
>rage quit hammock and fall asleep on ground
>wake up freezing
>relight Fire
>wake up at dawn shivering uncontrollably
>glasses frozen over
>relight fire and warm up
>pack everything and go home
>back warm and comfy in bed by 7:30
>sleep till noon
I haven’t been camping in 10 years. I limit everything to day trips now.

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Shouts out to Twitter, Facebook, and Tesla for pumping FNGU

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If that’s RKG I’ll marry her in a heartbeat and inherit her gainz when she dies. As much as o love MILFs I have a weakness for cute grills too.

Sad, camping is kino
The best week of my life was a 7 day backpacking trip into central Idaho
We didn't see another person the entire time

kill it with fire

On the positive side, all this seller or sellers hiding behind user code have managed to do today is created doji candles on the hourly. Red ain't happening. Retail wants in and they want in bad.

>SPYD vs VYM
Are dividends a good option if you're just going to reinvest?

Also, thoughts/opinions on ROYT?

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POWER HOUR BETTER HAPPEN

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thats a guy

it jsut happened

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK

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>implying rkg wants to get married with all the patriarchal undertones that carries
Life partners in a comfy country home is how you win the rkg

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Classic stock boomer cumming seeing massive 0.01% gains, KEK
The absolute state of stock market

Kneepad doesn't want love, only death.

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RDIV

IT'S TIME FOR THE WACKY AND WILD SELL OFF SOUR HOUR FROM HELL!

>The current state of traditional auto manufacturers
>GM
>F

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Got fucked hard by TRVN today. I need a new ride or die, YOLO stock to throw all my wagie coins at NAO

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DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

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SGMS you are missing out on money born from degeneracy

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Did I get shilled in GBR? I am expecting it to produce gains soon but it seems to be stagnating

There's no way thats kneepads. If she was that pretty she could pretty much get any rich guy she wants and not have to work for any gainz. She's only trying so hard and shitposts here with us because shes probably uggo as fuck, see

Are you at an airshow?

RKG doesn't have a sexuality.
She only has lust for power.

F...Ford is gonna bounce back s...soon right user?

hahaha....it's the end of the auto cycle user. Undervalued the whole cycle then crashes at the end of it. Feels bad man. GM is the hot one now.

The resistance at $288 is impenetrable. The bears are throwing red candles like a bunch of sticks of dynamite. The whole market is going to get BTFO.

Was it shilled by big5 or planes?

Y. Prepare your anus for devastating losses, rectal bleeding, regret, suicidal thoughts
N. Your good senpai

>haha thanks for the cheapies

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Yes, you fell for a big5 meme. You not only will be liquidated, you deserve it.

>tfw F bagholder
>sold $9 ITM covered calls 11/2 expiry last week to collect the fat premiums when it was around $0.40 a contract
>mfw the contract price tanked 35% today
>mfw don't care if F dances around 9 since my average cost is well under that thanks to said fat premiums

Stop being a bitch and hedge your shit.

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>"H-have fun c-chasing!"

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Get Rekt

A bull just tried to cross the $288 line and it was slaughtered and thrown on the fire.

Bears are eating steak tonight, but not before they burn and salt all the green pastures of the bulls so they starve.

Predicting market reversal tomorrow. We will see a month of green.

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Its gonna bart the fuck up and bears will be speechless

>Power hour dud
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Biz said it would be a green day....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>B-BUY THE DIP

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Not gonna lie, I'd be down for an uggo anyways.

Was a few months back, looking at our glorious f35


You all bought 10/26 $6 SNAP puts back when they were .04 right anons?

WERE BACK BOYS

3 MONTH BULL RUN STARTS NIW

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The bears are backing off of the green pastures, to prepare for the stealth bear night offensive, where they rape all the fatties and eat all of the veal.

is being a bear the most embarrassing thing you can be in modern times?

the markets will literally always go up forever, bears will ALWAYS be wrong

You've become very dark... i like it...

Are you positioned for the NIO/TSLA flippening, anons?

LCI is preparing for a 363 bankruptcy. gtfo. You have been warned.

I'm currently diversified about 30/30/40 for developed foreign, US large cap, and US small cap respectively. Should I add in some dividend funds/pick a few good Div Aristocrat corporations and buy those directly, or should I continue investment into what I've got.

My largest concern with dividend focused purchases is that they'll probably perform terribly during this period of increasing rates, and may not grow as aggressively since they're already mature and established corporations. Bringing in dividends as a passive form of income to reinvest does sound attractive, especially when supported by my already aggressive savings rate (minimum of 25% of my net).

I don't necessarily want to retire young, rather I'd like to be in a position where I don't need to work and can pursue what I want independent of monetary payout. Dividends would provide cash flow while small cap would potentially grow more aggressively and give me a greater lump sum.

I've seen dividend shilled so much on /smg/ but I want to know why, considering I've been taught that dividends/stable assets are for when you get closer to retirement and don't want to weather a massive recession 2 months before you plan to retire.

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No user, all things must end and be cleansed by the fire to be reborn... gainz come from painz

BART UP

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NIO flight to Pluto departing

>My largest concern with dividend focused purchases is that they'll probably perform terribly during this period of increasing rates, and may not grow as aggressively since they're already mature and established corporations. Bringing in dividends as a passive form of income to reinvest does sound attractive, especially when supported by my already aggressive savings rate (minimum of 25% of my net).
not everything falls in a recession, WM for example, and many utilities dont give a fuck what the rest of the markets do, they follow their own price cycles

BUY DA SPY, LOOK MOM, IT RHYMES XDDDDDDDDDDD

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*note: the MACD chart is based on weekly, not daily, candles

Fair enough. My specific point was towards increasing rates providing similarly stable income at similar-ish rates if it continues to rise.

REVERSE UPWARD BART COMMENCING!!!!

I got the inside scoop on a company that is supposed to make big gains soon. The ticker is LCI.

Don't let anyone know I told you so

Quiet big5

XD

BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

That is lance's analysis from zerohedge, he is the worst trader of all times. Always wrong and has been bearish 10 years now on stocks. He also was totally wrong about bonds. Never listen to failed traders always look track record

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buuuy daaa sppppyyyyyyyy

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can anybody explain to me that big as fuck volume spike we had in the middle of the day? It's like some dude with a bunch of shekels noped the fuck out of here.

Well, short it then. We will see who is right once again.

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volume is a meme

I'm in VXX calls up to the cock ring.

FUCK I MISSED NIO!

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WHAT THE FUCK RED DAY NO NO NO
DOWN AFTER HOURS
REEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S ALL OVER
SELL SELL SELL

Literally nothing made any fucking sense today

Test my nuts nigger. SPXU coming in hot

>the measure of market sentiment relative to the average is not good

Spread your anuses for early November after the October 31st unload

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I wish I could phonepost but I always end up with a banned ip. Today I sold my BABA, I'll buy back when it hits 165-170. I split the money between MCD and ATVI. I miss shitposting all day with my friends here.

t. Grim

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In the morning, at open, when the dow was down close to 170 points, the vix didnt move... fuck that..

Holy shit it wasn't a banned ip!!

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